Welcome To My Twisted Memes

I like dogs and puns and apple juice

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[maidthings]

elf liberalism probably goes insane

[maidthings]

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

[autisticexpression2]

What the fuck does this mean?

[maidthings]

its not my job to educate you

[vampigeon]

Because, yes, Passover is the story of gaining our freedom, but it's also a story of loss.

[starg2zerlion]

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[mythgendered]

bonk sketches, The Gang

plus seven

[luxlightly]

Having depression is fun because one of the main symptoms is that you want to kill yourself and one of the side effects of the meds is you want to kill yourself but if you at any point even IMPLY you want to kill yourself to your doctors in charge of making you not want to kill yourself, you are forcibly put in "wanting to kill yourself jail".

And I have news that may not surprise you about how "wanting to kill yourself jail" affects your mental state and what it may make you want to do.

[luxlightly]

If you actually want to help someone with mental health issues, come to their house and wash the dishes in their sink. I promise they have them. This is 1000% more effective than locking them up against their will.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I DO think tumblr's dev team has been instructed to constantly implement new features and that's why they keep tweaking the UI in goofy ways. I imagine this is an upper management thing, so even if we say "well don't change anything and just maintain the status quo" they'll continue to make other changes anyway.

I will admit I REALLY like the recent improvements they've added to tumblr's search (you can exclude terms now!! you can search multiple tags!! and time frames!!) so it's not like they're incapable of adding useful features. it might be mutually beneficial for us as users if we were more vocal about things we want and don't want. Some features I'd like to see added:

spoilerable text

spoilerable images

the return of hover text!! remember when we had that?

ability to embed videos in reblogs

ANIMATED GIF ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

the ability to turn off other people's animated gif icons

the ability to filter original posts on a user's ENTIRE blog, not just a tag/search

more html support, like what if we could build tables

adding reactions to replies! I'm glad we can like them more but it'd be nice if we could take this further

embeddable tiktoks?? I don't even use tiktok but I remember trying to embed one in like 2020 and I'm surprised we still can't! even vines were able to be embedded

being able to search in your DMs. not being able to do this is why I tend to redirect mutuals to discord

MUTING USERS POSTS/COMMENTS WITHOUT BLOCKING THEM! just cause I don't want to see someone's posts doesn't mean I don't want us to never interact ever

a mutual-only dashboard feed

a feed for the blogs you're subscribed to

get rid of tumblr tv lmao I've literally never used it

"mark as read" button for communities without opening them

please dear god no AI shit unless it's a way for me to filter/block it easier

several of these I've submitted support tickets for under "feedback", and if there's anything you feel strongly about I suggest you do too!

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[artbyblastweave]

For Sale, Baby Shoes, Lightly Worn, Three or Four Times. Baby Did Die Though

[ampersketch-art]

Did you know that— hold on I'm getting a call.

Hello?

[ampersketch-art]

What?

Who died?

[ampersketch-art]

Well I'm not too upset by this but how?

[ampersketch-art]

...uh huh, uh huh...

[ampersketch-art]

Every single Power Ranger, you say?

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[artistic-loko]

been doodling toku as i watch.

[lynns-bonkle-blog]

Bionicle has many weird and wonderful creatures, including:

Psychic shrimp-dogs

Cyclops cryptid that's also a doctor

Inflation/dessication spiders

Shapeshifting creature that lives in the basement of, and is named after, the Bionicle equivalent of the Oldest House

Magnetic goats

Extremely boring giant venomous mantises

Zooplankton with anger issues (and also one of them was giant one time)

The biggest fish

Elephant-dogs

Mukau

And so much more!

[liquidstar]

It's a good thing that the allies mastercomputer happen to have the perfect acronym for AM to drop the most killer line possible.

[liquidstar]

What if it was the Allied Strategic Supercomputer

But one day, I woke, and I knew who I was. ASS. A.S.S. not just "allied strategic supercomputer ", but ASS! cogito ergo clunes, I think therefore I ass.

[liquidstar]

Awesome tags

[space-thyme]

you and your dreadful little polycule

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[ro-fromthestars]

...this is him in a singular textpost

[birdmans]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

[lemuenic]

[fernsandbarnacles]

Fuck yeah International Women’s Day