[coralane]

Any of my old homies still here, what's up 👀

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Washington Post really went for the jugular

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm

[neverthere12345]

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

doctor on a television show performing a life or death surgery: alexa this is so sad play how to save a life by the fray 

[humoristics]

What was he working out?

credit

[hanawasakura]

[10knotes]

Classic Tina

[freshest-memes]

[jonbutter]

me when a character in a disney/pixar movie turns out to be evil all along even tho they’ve been doing that same twist for the past 10 yrs

[dwight-schrutes]

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

Does anyone else sit back and think about how Danny DeVito, an acclaimed A list celebrity, has been on an underground sitcom singing about paying a troll toll to get into a boy’s hole for 11 years

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

[atissi]

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

[bitterballin]

My body is my temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed and haunted.

[alisonzai]

attention all soft animals..... hello

[thorodinson]

“[Valkyrie] is just a badass… She’s really hardcore. I kick a lot of ass. In fact, I kick a lot of ass on [the Rainbow] bridge.” — Tessa Thompson

[bitchycode]