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@coralillies
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
opal-creek-after-rain by Josh Taylor
believe me when I say I get the frustration of people who say they’re gluten free ordering things that contain gluten and not caring, but I will always always always assume someone who orders gluten free is being deadly serious. if I’m wrong, the worst thing I’ve done is wasted a bit of my time; if I assume they aren’t serious and they are, then I’ve increased a stranger’s risk of colon cancer
“I bet they’re not even allergic to nuts!”
oh gee would i rather have the petty joy of proving a stranger ‘wrong’ or risk sending somebody into fucking anaphylaxis? it’s not hard folks
Also, plenty of people have food sensitivities that allow them to eat a small amount of certain foods before they begin to experience negative effects, and it’s nobody’s job to police what they do or do not want to put in their bodies. Digestion is weird y’all.
Either way it’s a matter of consent. I consent to eating X under condition Y. It isn’t up to anyone else to decide whether or not my reasons are valid, or good enough. This is my body, what I say goes.
when ppl defend the hypersexualization of female characters by acting like they r sentient real ppl who make their own choices instead of being written and drawn by gross men
Our universe is, in fact, one of many parallel universes happening at the exact same time. Every choice that we make would create countless other possibilities. A what-if to infinity.
I’m terrified. Why? I’ve been looking out a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what it might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be? It will be. And what if it is? What do I do then? Well, that’s the good part I guess. You get to go find a new dream.
[Two police officers] maybe pretending to make out, or maybe they’re actually making out. Or pre-recorded noises of smoochin’ noises. Oh, like a Ferris Bueller situation.
THE HORRIFYING TEXARKANA PHANTOM KILLER (2019)
boys complimenting me:
me: ://
my teacher leaving an ‘excellent work!!!’ on my essay:
me, holding a wall for support: bro i’m just…..bro i’m just really teary i’m ghjdgfsdhjfjsdhf i’m hgjggjkhfkdjgj wow thank you idk what to say….bro idk why i’m fjhdsfkjdfg crying right now
There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about
My stomach hurts really bad. Like someone’s stabbing me
My local shelter has a corgi pup for sale and if I book an appointment I get 50% off so guess who bout to get a puppy once I figure out how to talk to people on the phone
My url is @luv-my-fandomz
“That’s cute”
Again who
Omfg I love you that was great
Can you buy peanut butter? Urgent
Band merch is the only thing I wear
“Fight me in a dark alleyway with a spoon I DARE YOU”
ugh fetus are gross.
I came here for encouragement not betrayal
Nope don’t have it
okayy
ninjas out here learning these long-ass jutsus
Ok :’(
it is always soooo funny to me when people like actually get mad at you or think youre some kind of dumbass for believing in astrology when its like… out of the two of us who is having more fun right now? who is getting a greater kick out of life? is it you, who is trying to convince me that nothing is real and we live in a meaningless universe, or is it me, who is telling you that that is an incredibly virgo thing you just said???
since this is a new Cool-io Meme on twitter, here are some…………….. ship dynamics i quite enjoy
tag your ship ig? lmao
okay, there, enjoy
i mean this in the nicest way possible you guys but you NEED to take better care of yourselves online. getting severely anxious about mass quantities of horrible things you cant change every single day is normal considering the internet’s ability to educate on worldwide issues, it shows that you have empathy and that you truly do care. but relentless knowledge of constant suffering on this scale is NOT something humans are psychologically equipped to handle. it’s okay to shut off. it’s okay to just take a break and enjoy yourself for a while in your own localized space
*friends car is locked*
Friend: stop pulling the handle
Me:
