Ad Astra Per Aspera

Dark Academic, Somehow Artist, Cinephile, bibliophile. Still have no idea wtf i'm doing.

[shakespearesdaughters]

[vicodin-white]

shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

[hpseeker99]

Neville: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Ron: Y-You were putting it in cold water? Ginny: Neville. Answer the question Neville. Neville: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water? Ginny: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Ron: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?! Ginny: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Ron: It 👏🏻 TAKES👏🏻 LESS THAN A 👏🏻 MINUTE Ginny: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Ron: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Ginny: Like seven minutes Ron: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… less than that is you use a saucepan… Ginny: [crying] You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted Hermione: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Harry: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

[thoughtkick]

“She doesn’t say “I love you” like a normal person. Instead, She’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say, “You’re an idiot.” If she tells you you’re an idiot, you’re a lucky man.”

— Unknown

[coralineeesworld]

From sitcom (how i met your mother) 💕

[thesokovianaccords]

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

[stuckinapril]

I need to stop stressing and start showing the world I’m hot

[peacefulandcozy]

Instagram credit: co.nfused

[coralineeesworld]

Why you as a man read SJM or COH!?

Read Dostoevsky and be miserable.

[poetry-siir]

[coralineeesworld]

What the actual fuck is happening to my life!?

[caughtinorbit]

[coralineeesworld]

You rarely meet a man who says that he has high stadnards for women or that he fell in love with fictional women bcoz they r better than the real ones, yes bcoz we women r always enough and perfect for u but no man is ever meet our standards.

[coralineeesworld]

I be like annoy the shit out of the person then wondering why they don't like me anymore.

[coralineeesworld]

Any tips to help me get over the invisible life of addie laurie!?

[m1male2]

Baroque Library of the Wiblingen Monastery, Germany, one of the most beautiful in Europe.

(Vídeo©️Michael Adair)

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[coralineeesworld]

Random music sharing in middle of conversation>>>>

[coralineeesworld]

Tattoo says: "plz dont pretend u like me when u not"