Corals.thaangs

just a gay ol' hufflepuff trying to get through life without screaming about fandom related things every five seconds

[artofgerald]

Designs for most of the Minecraft animals <3 planning to implement them when I'm finished with the monsters!

[funnytwittertweets]

[retrogamingblog2]

[milfsisyphus]

revisiting a piece of media that made you so unwell in the past is just like [touches hot stove] ah yes my old friend the hot stove [sizzling and scorching smell]

[faustandfurious]

Still remember when a homo- and transphobic acquaintance tried to bring up JKR’s views on trans people in conversation and I shut it down with «oh yeah she’s been saying a lot of dumb shit on Twitter after she finished writing Harry Potter, like when she claimed Dumbledore was gay, just to be politically correct», which made it absolutely impossible for him to admit that he agreed with anything JKR had ever said. Sometimes you just have to weaponise people’s homophobia against their transphobia.

[doctorcurdlejr]

Of course I'm pro nouns i love people places and things

[archaeologicalnews]

Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal

More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth.

Few things are more enticing to a youngster than a muddy puddle. The children — likely four in all — raced and splashed through the soppy sloth trackway, leaving their own footprints stamped in the playa — a dried up lake bed. Those footprints were preserved over millennia, leaving evidence of this prehistoric caper, new research finds.

The finding shows that children living in North America during the Pleistocene epoch (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago) liked a good splash. “All kids like to play with muddy puddles, which is essentially what it is,” Matthew Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in the U.K. who is studying the trackway, told Live Science. Read more.

[collectyoursoul-deactivated2022]

i simply do not have enough tattoos

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[plaguedocboi]

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

[pervocracy]

Every episode of Syfy’s “Face Off”

- 15 totally chill contestants, one walking-disaster contestant who makes it to at least quarterfinals

- Art school fashion

- Poorly feigned surprise when the week’s theme is revealed

- “I drew a female character, so my story concept is that she’s evil… but sexy.”

- Supposed to draw a supernatural monster inspired by [animal], so they stick an [animal] head on a dude and call it a day

- Michael Westmore tells them they’re doing everything wrong and they nod reverently and then don’t change anything

- “If this doesn’t work, we’ll have to cast it in polyfoam!”

- Male contestant panics because they have to do beauty makeup

- Contestant gets bogged down in fabrication and ends up with a character who’s a blob but has an amazing sword

- Someone flicking paint off a paintbrush at their model’s face

- 90% of work done in Last Looks

- McKenzie Westmore wearing the most amazing goddamn dresses you’ve ever seen in your life, where does she even get them, does she make them herself, seriously look at this woman’s dresses

- Incomplete makeup covered by giant wig

- Poorly feigned hero-worship of guest judge who was a minor character on Stargate or something

- “The form language here is exquisite.”

- [long pause] “And the winner of this week’s Face Off is” [long pause] [dramatic music, swooping camera move] [commercial break]

[deboracabral]

I think about this meme every single day

[owobomber-deactivated20251028]

the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine

[warabou]

[lost-on-t-umblr]

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time

[akajustmerry]

the doctor: takes a massive dump on corporate capitalism while blind with the help from his black lesbian actual angel companion bill potts 

me:

[coralsthaangs]

I had to read this three times before I realised it was about doctor who

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anything is edible at least once.

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.