"A maid's job is to get rid of the filth"

Black Butler roleplay account, trying to make my profile reflect the character I made

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

Fucking get it, Isabelle

[krabby-kronicle]

I have no words..

Cosplay by beebinch

[cordeliamariesullivan]

She is beauty, she is grace

[walking-millionaire-deactivated]

I sort of wish that they would make a story or something about the second avatar. I mean that must have been strange as fuck to be like, 8 and you’re bending all the elements and no one can give you a reasonable explanation other than “this dude named Wan used to do that”

[brawltogethernow]

Second Avatar doing the talking-to-your-past-lives-thing for the first time: Whoa, what is going on?? Literally just Wan, alone: You’re asking the questions I wish I knew the answers to, buddy.

They were probably really close, thinking about it?? This is a really classic setup of a chosen one kid and their weird spirit companion figuring out the ropes as they go alone.

[ashfae]

I would watch the hell out of this.

[amuseoffyre]

Second avatar: I MADE FIRE! Wan: Yeah, I see that, but… Second avatar: NO LOOK! I MADE FIRE! Wan: Yes. I see that. And it’s in your house. Second avatar: !!!!!!!!!!!!! Wan: You remember that water trick we were just talking about? That would be really useful right about now.

[splorpo]

[faeryeater]

I-is that….

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is a nightmare.

[cordeliamariesullivan]

I...I did not think that would be who it was

[pangur-and-grim]

had to explain to new housemate that:

Banana Jim lives on the microwave

microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate

if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursed

[morbidlyqueerious]

containment procedures

[wilfre-gengar]

Item Number: SCP-BJ-J “Banana Jim”

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-BJ-J is to be kept on top of the microwave in the Site-19 break room. Any bananas found on top of the microwave are to be removed and placed in the fruit bowl nearby. All personnel onsite are to rotate SCP-BJ-J to face away from the wall after every use of the microwave. SCP-BJ-J is not to be removed from its place on top of the microwave, unless it os being used to perform tests. If SCP-BJ-J is found to be completely facing the wall, on-site security is to be notified, and SCP-BJ-J is to be moved to a new building temporarily.

Description: SCP-BJ-J is a small wooden figure of a cat, recovered from a house in █████. When placed on top of a standard microwave oven, it will rotate slightly every time the microwave is operated, turning slowly to face the wall behind the microwave. If it is allowed to rotate this far, the building it is in will begin to experience SCP-BJ-J’s anomalous effect, in which foods inside of the affected building (now designated SCP-BJ-J-1) will spoil remarkably quickly, at roughly the same speed as a common banana, regardless of ingredients or chemical composure. If SCP-BJ-J is allowed to face the wall for approximately two consecutive days, the effect on SCP-BJ-J-1 will begin to worsen, with the accelerated deterioration beginning to apply to non-edible objects, including parts of the building itself. If SCP-BJ-J is not placed on top of a microwave for a period exceeding twenty-four hours, its anomalous effect will immediately activate on the building or container it is in. Additionally, if SCP-BJ-J is successfully kept from facing the wall, it will seem to spontaneously generate perfectly ripe bananas on top of the microwave with it when it is not being observed.

Addendum 1: Why bananas? Why does a little wooden cat care about bananas so much? -Dr. ████

[magic-vinny]

I think about banana jim every day

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m sorry, Grimalkin (pictured below) broke Banana Jim in the early morning for reasons unknown. shortly afterward the microwave stopped working

now we have Nameless Adam, on microwave 2. he is hopelessly bleak

[cordeliamariesullivan]

Those eyes have no soul

[quizzicalcontent]

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[threecheersforsweetrevenge2004]

[nickholmes]

“You can’t win - I have the high ground.”

[silentstep]

#this is up dog   (via teapotsahoy)

[soccialcreature]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

hahahaha good job 

[princesstigerbelle]

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

[karalora]

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate

[cordeliamariesullivan]

Knocking down plants is all apart of a bigger scheme

[shesnake]

[non-bender-world]

Jesus Christ.

[doctorgrimholmes]

That’s stragedy

[tea-and-fireball-whisky]

Newest season of Haikyuu!! is off the shits

[mailorderfictionalcharacter]

people are still patriotic in 2020? grow up? do not ask for what you can do for your country but what human rights violations they are currently committing and why you should hate them. 

[cordeliamariesullivan]

I see no lie here

[secifosseluce]

the world should accept that Margot Robbie and the costume design team behind the birds of pride created a new aesthetic, which i propose we call glittergrime. a shiny antidote to dark times :)

[secifosseluce]

is it obnoxiously shiny, but with a dark undercurrent sliming its way underneath? is it vibrant, freakish, mix-matched, bright but vaguely unkept-looking, a bit garish, definitely excessive? is it the aesthetic you’d assign to a murderous, giant toddler on a sugar rush? would you choose this aesthetic to keep your serotonin levels up even though you’re part of an underground operation to bring down a crime boss?

if yes, then you’ve got yourself glittergrime.

[teenagersforsale]

this is Ke$ha erasure

[secifosseluce]

fuck….you’re right. she’s a pioneer. 

[viivaroo]

Still losing my mind over the Animal Crossing series having a Turnip seller, Bug Catching enthusiast and whoever the hell this Beaver was who used to look like this

But now for New Horizons they look like this

Complete bimbo/babyfication

[mr-elementle]

it's their grandkids, are they not allowed to retire??

[viivaroo]

Absolutely not

[wardisahi-deactivated20250625]

ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020

The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)

An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)

The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)

Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)

Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)

Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)

Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)

Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)

Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)

Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)

The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)

The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)

Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)

[wingnightcd]

You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.

[ruinedchildhood]

[twofoursixoones]

One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

[djavjr]

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

[tothedreamsthatareanswered]

I just spat water everywhere.