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The fact that Edward was the only cullen to not have a bed in his room is so funny like I just know Emmett bullied him nonstop for that

twilitty

“never think you’re gonna get laid huh?”

twilitty

“do you just cry on the floor then?”

twilitty

“one day you’re gonna bring a girl over and not having a bed will send her back home”

eroscestlavie

moffat ruined doctor who in so many ways but definitely the element he took from it that was missed the most was the concept of just hanging out. like RTD era at any given time while all kinds of stuff is happening you get the sense that the characters would much rather be just hanging out. And that when the nonsense is over they will go hang out once again. i cannot imagine matt smith or any of his companions hanging out they’re like barbie dolls to me. they do not belong in a living room of any kind. wretched

twoofcups

i don’t know what marvel is... i’m too pretty

1dietcokeinacan

The only marvel I know is me

warceline-deactivated20190728

daveyboygoliath-blog

#sw tag

tomb-mold

im bi, paypal me $200 usd

thot-out-boy

I promise we’re not all like this

tomb-mold

shut the fuck up and give me $200

azyin

im horny but like horny to cuddle

alolanfloatzel

you’re lonely

stone-elm

eridone

i once accidentally said “oh worm” in response to something at a family gathering and my uncle thought it was fucking hilarious and now he comments on everything i post with things like this

biggaylion

The old and new merge together to form unfathomable power

sarahconnorjr

sailorbrazil

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that and it was correct

lady-byleth

Ol’ Karl came from the future to warn us and no one listened. So here we are.

rodnt

the people that work in cranberries ponds have it all figured out

rodnt

this is so pleasant

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

Why do people love yelling about random historical figures online and how do we stop it?

“That, and the subsequent relentless affirmation by the kinds of people who use the word “fuckery” and say stuff like “this is the level of pettiness I aspire to 11/10 would read again.” I am thinking of the response to February’s “Beau Brummell invented toxic masculinity” episode, in which the 19th-century English fancy man Beau Brummell, as infamous a dandy as one can be, was “taken down” in a grueling thread which neatly encapsulated all the worst qualities of Buckle Up Twitter: bewilderingly irate, laden with a combination of baroque linguistic flourishes and performatively subversive swearing, assumption of complete ignorance on the part of the audience, fondness for the word “gaslighting,” a powerful youth pastor-like eagerness to “meet people where they are,” high likelihood that it will be retweeted by people who refer to themselves as “Scolds” in their twitter bios, strong urge to lay the blame for the ills of the 21st century firmly at the foot of a basically random actor or event, total erasure of most things that have ever happened.”

sandersstudies

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

sandersstudies

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up