Blog of Brilliant Ideas!

Ta da! A blog of brilliant ideas. Like that there? Some underlining, and slanty wording for added effect to just how brilliant these ideas are going to be. Bloody brilliant, if you ask me. So well, hello! This blog is dedicated to an endless stream of my thoughts, and interests, and um- I would love to potentially answer any questions that come my way! Yes. Brilliant questions for my brilliant blog. See? That's more underlining, but harshly darkened this time. It's all about effect. Grand effect. Right. Effect. Effect. Effect. Effect. Effect.

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Oh wow, hey there everyone.

Wow! It's been a while.

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This is such a brilliant blog.

Oh thank you! You are brilliant too for noticing the... er- brilliance that radiates off of this blog.

Like glowing. Glowing smartness.

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Here is a rough draft of the WHEATLEY CLUB shirts

there is front, and um backs, and uh sleeves too!

Also holes for necks for faces and breathing.

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deep

this is really really deep.

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A NOTE TO MY FOLLOWERS

DO NOT

DO

NOT

click

on

anything with

tumblrblahblahblah.com blah blah in it

because

it is....

really

*~*really*~* (EMPHASIS)

painful

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YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

Wow marketing, dating... you all have... have it all under something don't you? Oh the last one hurt... this is legitimate right? Right?

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Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

whot?

let me just go there and- ahdAHHHhdfhfxzgzzgzgzzgzzfzfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzfzfzfz

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Oh you guys love me! I'm going to make you all t-shirts!

"WHEATLEY CLUB"

AND AND there will be giant white vicious snarling wolves on the back of the shirts shooting lightning out of their mouths.

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Oi!

It's been a while!

I forgot about this place hahaha!

I think I might have another idea coming up.

PREPARE YOURSELVES for ultimate satisfaction in inventinuity which is a word in which I have... just made up.

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Hm! Wonder who found me!

That was fun!

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So what is this

OMEE GLEE THING?

Does it give you food? I can't eat.

Or oh- wait...

is it about that musical high school show where everyone sings, and gets slush-like beverages dumped on them?

Or is it just... a movie?

I can't... r-really figure it out.

Hm.

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I just wanted to let you know that you are the most adorable core. Ever. Have a little heart. <3

Oh look at that- a little heart isn't it? I- I could have sworn it was a less than three, but when I tilt my optic I can see it! I see the little heart!

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I would tell you to stop embarrassing yourself, but who am I to judge? If I just sit back, and watch the magic happen- we'll all be laughing at you in the end. Not with you, at you. If you understand that at all.

I'm... going to go with... false on that one.

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Nowww, what is romance like for a lil bitty robot like ye. Or, what replaces romance. And is it as pleasurable. :3

Oh- um well!

It's like a buzzing kind of feeling- a wooshing inside of my body that makes a delightful ringing. I feel like I'm on a really fast management rail- but no rail is holding me, and I'm stationary! It's hard to explain.

I never really felt it all that much before- well-

That's not important anymore I guess.

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superkianagalaxy replied to your post: I'm so G right now

Wheatley tell me you’ve memorized a Will Smith rap please

How about some Gettin' Jiggy With It?

Want me to go for it?

I can just... lay it out, right here man. Right here yo.

Lay out this sick beat. Yes.

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gangsta wheatley

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RIGHT THERE SISTER.

RIGHT THERE.

Don't mess with my bling, bling.

I am so gangster.

So gangster, mate.

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cornerof5thandvermouth asked: wheatley as my new wheatbro you and i should totally watch scary movies together

Oooo that sounds tremendous!

What kind of scary movies can we watch together? What do you recommend? Seriously, I have all night here. Movie watching, and stuff my brother.

Is that gangster?

I figured I could put some straight up G in this hood- yo.

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i was thinking maybe jacob’s ladder

it’s good and kind of a mindfuck

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That um- sounds like an ominous movie.

About a man's angry ladder, who double crosses him, and makes him fall to his death. A-And all of his friends. He finds a way to make them climb up on his ladder body, and then tosses them on the ground.

Am I hitting anywhere near close on the topic of the movie?