Observe The Majestic Cortlefish

Discriptivley Unscripted

[coreymon5ter]

Ash's freakin awesome dance showcase performance #dmms #dancingmachine #soproudofyou #24caratmagic @flyingunicorninspace12 (at Dorothy Mcelhinney Middle)

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Dinner of champions! #imoffmydiet #okayimnotinadiet #sonic50centcorndogs #starbucks #psl🎃 #pumpkinspicewhippedcream #californiagirl #typical (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

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I'm digging this #toungwebpiercing by @piercingsbydanielle 😍She's far and beyond one of the best professional piercers I've ever met, not to mention also amazingly cool lady, and running a killer deal through today! If you've been thinking about getting a new piece of metal through your body, time to set up your appointment @devotedink #supportyourlocalpiercer #piercedgirlsofinstagram #shedoesntpaymeforthis #seriouslythough

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Hi my name is Corey and I'm addicted to Ghostbusters. Hi Corey 👋 #idonthaveaproblem #ghostbusters #ghosthead #sorrynotsorry #itsokaytobealittlejealous #ectocooler #slimer #egonspengler #winstonzeddemore #raystantz #petervenkman #thereisnodanaonlyzuul #thatsabigtwinkie (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

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It's Friday, I finally stopped feeling like feverish death, let's freakin do it. #siouxsieandthebanshees #readyfortheweekend #rockitout (at Fluid Components International)

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My boys gave me my birthday presents a little early 🎈 🎂 🎁 #shanycosmetics #brushesfordays #spoiled #gonnamarryhimsohard #earrings #mykidhasmorestylethanme #grandmashelped #crawlingearrings #myfavoriteguys (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

[coreymon5ter]

Tha feeling you get when your @geekchiccosmetics order is being shipped #geekchiccosmetics #feelingpretty #happydance #itsthelittlethings #sexyinsuspenders #starpowderfinishingveil

[coreymon5ter]

I find nothing wrong with our decisions today #meatfordays #teppenyaki #motherandsonselfie #partnerincrime #lovethiskid (at Arashi Teppan Steak & Sushi)

[coreymon5ter]

You mean I should be sharing the hammock with Jake? #ratsofinstagram #boyswillbeboys #lazysaturday #naptimeplease #thebluesbrothers 💙🐀💤💙 (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

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Had to #repost for the lovely Mrs. Devin - Swing by her #etsyshop for some bitchin' deals on her #unique and already #affordable designs or if you don't see something that sings to you then follow her on Instagram @againstheworldesigns for her ever evolving range of jewelry. #shopsmallbusiness #badassmomma #supportsmallshops #handmade #againsttheworlddesigns

[coreymon5ter]

Enjoying the breeze on the patio after the drive home. Dogs are washed, dinners cooking in the crockpot, kid is out riding his bike and getting a hair cut so it's #timetorelax. #muttsofinstagram #summer #robertheinlein (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

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@flyingunicorninspace12 #throwbacktuesday to 2013 when you won your #surfing camps #mostvaluablesurfer trophy! Stay awesome bub, you're a a great guy and growing into an awesome man 🌊✌️🏄🏼❤️🤘 (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

[coreymon5ter]

Just received in my #ratmama #chakra necklace by the talented Devin @againstheworldesigns and I'm in love! 💜💚💚💛❤️😍🐀 Thank you again my dear! (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

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Modified set up for The Blues Brothers, complete with a new hanging bed we made, extra water bottle for summer and a potty training box. #ratsofinstagram #thebluesbrothers #homeiswheretheratsare 🐀💛 (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

[coreymon5ter]

Prepare for all things #ghostbusters for the next ohhhh month or so. Remember that you loved me, because I'm going in deep😕. 💚💚💚😜😂😘 (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)

[coreymon5ter]

Sunday afternoon to unwind thanks to my love (he's so good to me). Enjoying a #goodbeercompany #horseblend #siason and #maximumcarnage (at Backyard Bottleshop & Taproom)

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We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass. #ghostbusters #nerdwomenarehot #newghostbusters #welcometothegunshow (at Stoddard-Wells Crossing)