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[pagesofkenna]

[poems-and-words]

[v5mt]

[coreyokay-blog]

(via pizzzatime, v5mt)

[steampunktendencies]

Snowy Victorian Houses (Part 2)

(Part 1)

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[75orchids]

wow I can’t believe what just happened to me.

So, I was in Mcdonalds just using the wi-fi when this lady walked in. Her hair was dyed so I could tell that she was an SJW. There were only men in the line at Mcdonalds and she walked pass all of them and said, “This is the 21st century, feminism allows me to do this to cis-het white men like you.” and then she cackled evilly. She then asked the cashier to make her one McCake, and also to give her a discount because of the wage gap (not real btw). When the cashier told her that Mcdolands doesn’t make cakes she just gave him an evil glaire and said, “This is just like Anita said. Yet another cis-het mansplaining away free food. This is going straight on tumblr and twitter. I hope you enjoy having your entire life censored, shitlord.”

That’s when I couldn’t take it anymore. I walked straight up to the woman, got right in her face, and yelled THE CAKE IS A LIE! The entire mcdonalds gasped… and then they started applauding. That’s when I realized, that everyone in that mcdonalds had been a gamer. The SJW was beside herself and stumbled out of the mcdolmnalds, falling into a puddle of water and sullying her Steven Universe jorts. The cashier started crying out of joy and handed me $100 straight from the cash register. He also said I’m allowed to get free nuggets for the rest of my life.

It turned out that he was the son of the CEO of Mcdonalds. Also, I just asked him to marry me. You might have heard of him, his name is Albert Einstein Jr.

[coreyokay-blog]

This is brilliant.

[panatmansam]

You  are living sunlight

by  Saṃsāran

It is amazing to think that the flames in your fireplace are stored energy from the sun being released by chemical action. The same is true of the gasoline in your car, the butane in your barbecue grill, the natural gas in your stove and even a grease fire on that stove. Moreover, the energy which powers the cells in your body too is sunlight recycled. All of this energy was captured from the sun by plants at some point. Recycled sunlight.

Our bodies run on this recycled sunlight. In fact our entire society runs on this ancient recycled energy. Lift your arm and close your fist. The energy that it took to do this originated through fusion in the core of the sun, traveled 93,000,000 miles, struck the leaf of a plant and converted to stored energy in the form of starch. You ate this starch and your body stored it as sugars or fat and then it was transported to your cells in your blood introduced into the cells and then transferred within the cell as a compound known as adenosine triphosphate (ATP) by small molecular robots called motor proteins where the molecular bonds were broken and the energy released for use by the muscles.

Sunlight moved your arm.

[catasters]

[delta-breezes]

[maccasmccartney]

Lennon/McCartney. Early.

[wordsnquotes]

All poets write bad poetry. Bad poets publish them, good poets burn them.

Umberto Eco (via wordsnquotes)

[cornerstore-arkiv]

Waking up in New Mexico

[syrinxfunk]

Dream like

[scifigeneration]

How does our brain form creative and original ideas?

Developing an original and creative idea requires the simultaneous activation of two completely different networks in the brain: the associative – “spontaneous” – network alongside the more normative – “conservative” – network; this according to new research conducted at the University of Haifa.

The researchers maintain that “creative thinking apparently requires ‘checks and balances’.” The new research was conducted as part of the doctoral dissertation of Dr. Naama Mayseless, and was supervised by Prof. Simone Shamay-Tsoory from the Department of Psychology at the University of Haifa in collaboration with Dr. Ayelet Eran from the Rambam Medical Center.

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[yungbiochemist-deactivated20140]

Kush entirely too fucking loud

[hotelmario]

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

[transylvania6-5001]

[thefuuuucomics]

[darkersolstice]

there will be feasting and dancing in Jerusalem next year i am going to make it through this year if it kills me i am going to make it though this year if it kills me