clownfish chase lasers

hi my name's Sar and idk why I'm here again. she/her pronouns. feel free to ask me to tag content!!

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[aspiringsunbeam]

It doesn’t have to match.

[stunningpicture]

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Cuprian Adamite - Ojuela Mine, Mapimi, Durango, Mexico

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Manganoan Smithsonite - Tsumeb Mine, Tsumeb, Otjikoto Region, Namibia

[tashaneva]

#potterweekprompts2017, day 2: “must be a weasley”

(jsyk the insect fred is holding is a billywig and its sting causes levitation; in other words, percy is about to learn how to fly without a broom)

(on twitter)

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Velvet Obsidian - Mexico

[thenatsdorf]

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“On my way!”

[alsedes]

That bread loaf is escaping.

[crap-userrname16]

[crimewave420]

[champagnepuppies]

[jasper-rolls]

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

[fortheloveofgodfrey]

[lesbianshepard]

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

[lesbianshepard]

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

[warmhappy]

grand canal & a baby canal italy, 2010

[cute-overload]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

a safe bird

[parakeet]

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

[parakeet]

{This user thought you said printer}