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nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes ♕ : Holding hands ♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse ♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap. ♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort ♙ : Sharing a bed ♚ : Head scratches ♛ : Sharing a dessert ♜ : Shoulder rubs ♝ : Reading a book together ♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) ♟ : Patching up a wound ♤ : Taking a bath together ♧ : Your muse playing with their hair ♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together ♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses ♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ♣ : Back scratches ♥ : Your muse crying about something ♦ : Slow dancing

maythememebewithyou

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World ( Sentence Starters )

( change pronouns as necessary )

"Which would you choose?"

"If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response..."

"Damn, he was good. Just came out of nowhere."

"The simple fact is we were soundly beaten."

"To wives and sweethearts...may they never meet."

"I fear you have burdened me with a debt I can never fully repay."

"Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate."

"I shall name a great tortoise after you."

"He who would pun would pick a pocket."

"Never mind the maneuvers, just go straight at 'em."

"They're exhausted. These men are exhausted. You've pushed them too hard."

"I invite you to this cabin as my friend. Not to criticise nor to comment on my command."

"Well, shall I leave you until you're in a more harmonious frame of mind?"

"What would you have me do, ____?"

"I profoundly respect your right to disagree with me, but I can only afford one rebel on this ship."

"I hate it when you talk of the service in this way. It makes me feel so very low."

"You've come to the wrong ship for anarchy, brother."

"They mean to take us as a prize. And we are worth more to them undamaged. Their greed... will be their downfall."

"___, have you forgotten your promise?"

"Subject to the requirements of the service."

"No, ____. No. You've forgotten yourself. You see, for my part, I look upon a promise as binding."

"The promise was conditional."

"We do not have time for your damned hobbies, sir!"

"This is the second time he's done this to me. There will not be a third."

"Tell me this wasn't on my account."

"Should you really be getting up?"

"____, are you also a doctor?"

"Run like smoke and oakum."

"We must survive this day."

"What is it with this man? Did I kill a relative of his in battle?"

"He fights like you, ___."

"Tell me that wasn't fun!"

"I've never seen a braver patient."

"The deaths in actual battle are the easiest to bear."

"Am I speaking to my old friend, or to the ship's captain?"

"As a friend, I would say that I have never once doubted your abilities as a captain."

"Speak plainly, ____."

"Perhaps we should have turned back weeks ago."

"The men, of course...they would follow you anywhere, rightfully confident of victory. And therein lies the problem...you're not accustomed to defeat."

"It's beginning to smack on pride."

"It's not a question of pride, it's a question of duty."

"Duty. Yes, I've heard it well spoken of."

"Whatever the cost?"

"Whatever the cost."

"Did you meet him? Can you tell me what he was like?"

"I have had the honour of dining with him twice. He spoke to me on both occasions."

"A master tactician and a man of singular vision."

"He always said in battle 'Never mind the maneuvers, just go straight at 'em.'"

"The first time he spoke to me...I shall never forget his words. I remember it like it was yesterday."

"I know it sounds absurd, and were it from another man, you'd cry out 'oh what pitiful stuff' and dismiss it as mere enthusiasm. But with ___...you felt your heart glow."

"But we have no alternative, we must turn and fight! He must have been hiding and waited until we passed."

"You know, I'm very sympathetic of mutineers, men pressed from their homes, their chosen occupations..."

"Never met a dead man that bought me a drink."

rpsentences

SENTENCE STARTERS | SKYRIM ( THIEVES GUILD )

❝ Never done an honest day’s work in your life, have you? ❞ ❝ You look like your pockets are a little light on coin. Am I right? ❞ ❝ I’ve got a little…errand to run, and could use an extra pair of hands. ❞ ❝ There’s someone who wants to see you put out of business permanently. ❞ ❝ Wait until I start the distraction and show me what you’re made of. ❞ ❝ This is a rare opportunity, and I wouldn’t want you to get left out! ❞ ❝ My sources remain a secret, however, this item, it’s genuine! ❞ ❝ What is it with you and all these questions? ❞ ❝ Colour me impressed! I wasn’t certain I’d ever see you again! ❞ ❝ Reliable and headstrong? You’re turning out to be quite the prize. ❞ ❝ We don’t do any killing here. Bad for business. ❞ ❝ Larceny’s in your blood, the telltale sign of a practiced thief. ❞ ❝ If you play by the rules, you’ll walk away rich. If you don’t, you lose your share. ❞ ❝ You keep making us coin and I’ll worry about everything else. Fair enough? ❞ ❝ Do as you’re told and keep your blade clean. We can’t make a profit by killing. ❞ ❝ Well, it looks like you and I are going to get very well acquainted. ❞ ❝ You can play it tough, or play it smart. It doesn’t make a difference. ❞ ❝ All we care about is how much coin you can make us. ❞ ❝ …You don’t look that impressive… ❞ ❝ Is that confidence I hear or arrogance? Strange how they’re often confused. ❞ ❝ You butcher the job, and you’ll be sorry. ❞ ❝ I don’t supposed you’d help me out of the kindness of your heart, would you? ❞ ❝ I’ll see to it you remain in irons for the rest of your days. ❞ ❝ You can’t expect me to remember every deal I make, can you? ❞ ❝ I tend not to ask too many questions in this job. I’m sure you understand… ❞ ❝ In this business, we rarely deal in names; our identity comes from the coin we carry. ❞ ❝ Now, there’s no need to do anything rash… ❞ ❝ I’m worth more to you alive than I am dead. ❞ ❝ The last thing I need is for you to go blundering into a trap down here. ❞ ❝ All it takes to crack a lock is a bit of know-how and a lot of skill. ❞ ❝ The stench…This place reeks of death. Be on your guard. ❞ ❝ Do you honestly think your arrow will reach me before my blade finds your heart? ❞ ❝ To ensure an enemy’s defeat, you must first undermine his allies. ❞ ❝ Come! It’s time for you and ____ to be reunited! ❞ ❝ I’m no fool. Crossing blades with you would be a death sentence. ❞ ❝ The next time we meet, it will be your undoing. ❞ ❝ Had I intended to kill you, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. ❞ ❝ No tricks, or I’ll cut you down where you stand. ❞ ❝ We can’t afford to lose our heads. We need to calm down and focus. ❞ ❝ All your questions will be answered. You just have to trust me. ❞ ❝ I appreciate the armour, but doing this was never discussed. ❞ ❝ There’s always a catch with power, but at this point, I suppose there’s nothing to lose. ❞ ❝ In the future, I’d suggest you refrain from disappointing me again. ❞ ❝ I’m good at what I do, maybe one of the best, but it’s all I know. ❞ ❝ I’ve never been one to lead. Never desired it, never cared for it. ❞ ❝ Prepare yourself. This will be a fight to remember! ❞ ❝ We should tread carefully. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a few “surprises” for us. ❞ ❝ There will be blood today, I can promise you that. ❞ ❝ Look at the size of this place…I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. ❞ ❝ Imagine the riches hidden within these walls… ❞ ❝ You fight like a child! ❞ ❝ We can sneak through or take the enemy down, I don’t care. ❞ ❝ My blade thirsts for your blood! ❞ ❝ When will you learn that you can’t get the drop on me? ❞ ❝ I knew this would end with one of us at the end of a blade. ❞ ❝ Revenge? Have you learned anything from your time with us? ❞ ❝ When will you open your eyes and realise how little my actions differ from yours? ❞ ❝ Both of us lie, cheat and steal to further our own end. ❞ ❝ Then the die is cast and once again my blade will taste your blood. ❞ ❝ I’ve had this weapon my entire life, and it’s never let me down. I hope it brings you the same luck. ❞ ❝ I was blinded. Blinded by dark treachery masquerading as friendship. ❞ ❝ This has little to do with honour and loyalty. You want the reward, the prize. ❞ ❝ I feel like a void in my life has finally been filled. ❞ ❝ I hope that this isn’t an ending for us, but rather a beginning. ❞ ❝ In our hearts, we’re thieves, and we’re damn good at what we do. ❞

#i fucking know all of these and i hate it

little-shark-memes

Send in a word for a /detailed / headcanon~

historical-rp-memes

Frog: Does your muse make any strange noises? Or do they do anything relatively strange with their mouth unknowingly?

Antler: Does your muse hunt? What do they hunt if they do? How often do they go hunting? Are they for or against it? Where do they go hunting?

Seaweed: Does your muse like the water? Can your muse swim? What temperature does your muse like the water to be?

Hornet: How patient is your muse? Are they easily perturbed? What sets them off the easiest?

Popsicle: What does your muse do to cool down in the heat? Does your muse overheat often?

Rhino: Is your muse wanted for something? What item do they value most? What is the bounty on your muse's head? (If they have one.)

Sandpaper: What does your muse's skin feel like? How about their hair? Is one part of their body a rougher texture than the other? Does your muse have any callouses?

Fire: What is your muse's temper like?

Stomach: What is your muse's health like? Are they missing any organs? Do they have extras of some organs? Any strange features your muse may possess that nobody knows of?

#rp memes

palacesuggestion

I am not arrogant. I simply know my place. It’s quite far above yours.

#lmao

didntkill

if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

#i just imagine corey saying this to hawke. thats all.#love you but be scared of me bitch

thingsforrp

ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ sʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ɪ ɢᴏᴛ sᴄʀᴀᴘᴇs ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴏᴡᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ

rp-memes-atyourservice

Misc. scenario meme.

Send one for the following scenario. Add ‘reverse’ for our muse’s roles to be reversed where applicable.

[FREEDOM] - My muse is in recovery from being mind controlled/brainwashed for an extended period of time, and is currently living with your muse.

[HAUNTING] - My muse is a supernatural or mythical creature of some kind (feel free to specify) whose territory includes your muse’s home or town.

[CHAMPAGNE] - Our muses went to a party together, and have been flirting and making passes at one another all night. Now the party’s over, and they’ve made it home together, but there’s still unresolved tension between them.

[REAPPEARANCE] - Someone from my muse’s past has resurfaced - for better or worse - and they come to your muse for advice, shelter, or perhaps to celebrate.

[REVEAL] - My muse confesses a secret to yours that they either never talk about, or haven’t told anyone about in a long time.

[TENSION] - Our muses have been arguing, and things have gotten… oddly heated. It’s difficult to tell whether they’re about to break into a fight, or start kissing.

[BETRAYAL] - Your muse discovers that mine has been lying to them about their intentions, actions or history all this time, and confronts them on it.

[AGONY] - Your muse rescues mine from the hands of the enemy, and finds them in terrible shape.

[COMFORT] - My muse takes the day off to shower your muse with the attention, comfort and affection they’ve been needing for a while.

#rp memes