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trolls asking âwhatâs ur hemotype?â is such a funny concept to me. âhey u havenât blushed yet or secreted any bodily fluids and none of your clothes are indicative of your status or those of your quadrants, so likeâŠwhere do u fall on our oppressive biology based caste system?â absolutely wild
i mean sure w/ trollian these kids PROBABLY have solid ideas of whoâs who, but i need yâall to consider like, a goldblood catfishing people pretending to be an indigo. âyeah? send some boondollars to my account and then we can meet chitinous nub to chitinous nub, big boy ;)â types a particularly bored beekeeper. they receive 2000 boons from the seadweller who thinks theyâre getting a kismesis. the gold immediately blocks their IP address, deletes their account, and blows up their computer. a perfect crime.
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he makes it
THANK FUCKING GOD
today i learned fish can be dicks
i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it
and you know punk/goth nemo is in there egging everything on just for anarchyâs sakeÂ
Most days: *is okay*
Some days: Why is Treasure Planet underrated? Why is Meet the Robinsons underrated? Why is Atlantis: the Lost Empire underrated? Why is Brother Bear underrated? Why are a lot of great Disney movies underrated?
Why would you put raw chicken into a soup and have it cook in the broth and spread its disgusting pathogens and shit. Thatâs a chunk of a raw dead animal just floating in your soup đ·
thatâs howâŠ. cooking works
Vegans having 0 understanding of food aside, that looks super fucking good.
âwhy would you cook raw foodâ is one of the wildest things iâve hears a vegan say
but like trillions of âdefenceâ is okay I guess
This story is bullshit. You can get a flu shot for $5 just about anywhere in the US. They are very often no cost with health insurance.
As for trillions in defense, the US spends no where near that. What we spend trillions on are generations of debt racked up by failed welfare state programs. What Leftist twats such as yourself fail to understand is a great portion of the US multi billion dollar defense budget over the past 70 years has gone to defense of your country so you can luxuriate in socialist welfare. Iâm all for stopping greedy European nations from picking the American taxpayerâs pocket. Pay for your own goddamn armies.
Look uh flu medicine is not the vaccine itâs stuff you take to keep you alive while the flu runs itâs coarse so uhhhh
she wanted cuddles but she wouldnât stop her egg song
Itâs really depressing how Labor Day has gone from âgive laborers a day offâ to âgive white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day offâ
Nobody is making anyone work. If you donât want to work on that day, donât.
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iâd like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread theyâve been replaced by completely different commentsÂ
so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this
I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died
these are making my day
Okay, this oneâs killing me:
These ones got me:
Ooohhh noo I canât breathe and there are literal tears streaming down my face
Have a very, VERY good laugh people
Riku literally has NO CHILL when it comes to his best friend.
KH1 Riku: Oh, Sora found new friends? Fine, Iâm gonna go sulk in darkness for the next few months.
COM Riku: Sora, Iâve finally learned how to handle my dark side - oh, heâs sleeping. Better go on a dangerous journey that could potentially cause darkness to take over me again just for the slightest chance of waking him up.
KH2 Riku: Iâm too ashamed for you to see me like this, Sora, but Iâm still going to casually stalk you and be helpful. Also, Iâd be cool with spending the rest of my life on a beach in the World Between as long as itâs with you.
Coded Riku: Iâm not even the real Riku and youâre not even the real Sora, but I feel very concerned about your well-being for some reason. For a journal, I seem to have an awful lot of real emotions. Weird.
358/2 Days Riku: Iâm sorry that Iâm being a bit of a jerk, Roxas, but Sora canât wake up if youâre still around. You understand, right?
BBS Riku: I want to be strong so I can protect the people I care about. Sora. Iâm talking about Sora.
DDD Riku: So, those two people love each other? Iâm going to make blatantly obvious parallels to Sora and I. Dearly Beloved is the combined song of our souls. Sora is in trouble, Iâm going to JUMP INTO HIS HEART AND SAVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE PERSONAL COST.
a very heterosexual scene from kingdom hearts II
kairi: oh hey sora!
sora: oh shit, hey kairi! iââve been looking for you for like over a year and-
riku: hey Iâm here too
sora: riku [falls to his knees, begin crying] rikuâs here [holds rikuâs hand in both of his] rikuâŠ.
This picture is inaccurate they need 3 more roomates
I didnât know Tiny Houses renewed
handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win
norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest
Listen, the Saudi man has a Tekken character made after him:
No contest here.
i mean the norwegian royalty guy got a character designed after him tooÂ
Of course you donât. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your  prison owning donors depend on
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Actual quote, in context:
âI believe that we should make community college free. We should have debt-free college if you got to a public college or university. You should not have to borrow a dime to pay tuition⊠I disagree with free college for everybody. I donât think taxpayers should be paying to send Donald Trumpâs kids to college.â [video link]
Donât spread misinformation just to fit a narrative, Clinton is advocating for there to be a cap on who gets free college so that the government doesnât have to subsidize the education of people with enough disposable income to pay for it themselves. The plan sheâs proposing would have a better chance of being passed, is more cost-effective, and still opens up higher education to low-income individuals who previously couldnât afford it.Â
Oh look, itâs one of the posts from what is now confirmed to be a Russian plant. Donât pretend this didnât contribute to anyoneâs notions of what Clinton was like.
So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isnât a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but itâs a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like âNO!â or, âWe canât have a Slytherin champion!â or demanding a retry. But heâs a Slytherin- heâs been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesnât really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time heâs also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins donât forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesnât care what house theyâre form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting âThis is for Cassius!â
Imagine Harry returning with Warringtonâs body, and the crowd realizes whatâs happened, but Warringtonâs parents donât show up. Thereâs no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.
Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. Theyâre terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because theyâre pureblood, they realize that he does not care.
Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledoreâs Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter.Â
Imagine the shock when theyâre told what heâs really done.
Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.
Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.
Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They canât let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.
Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.
Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemortâs right-hand man, and theyâre slowly hitting the breaking point.
Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents wonât be killed.
Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.
Imagine the final siege on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins know their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.
Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.
Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and itâs in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.
#i do enjoy cedric #but this would have been immensely wonderful in many ways (via batty4u)
Imagine a story in which Harry wasnât in love with his fellow championâs girlfriend, but after her boyfriendâs death just hugs her so long, so hard, and says âhe wanted to win for you. You should knowâyou should know he won, he did it for youâ and gives her the best hug and shoulder he knows how to be because her parents arenât there either and she must know why.
Imagine Harry staring over her head at everyone else until Hermione steps upâit doesnât take long, but it takes long enough that when she does all eyes are on her as a source of motionâand says âweâre never going to forget this. Theyâre not going to get away with itâ and the girlfriend just latches onto Hermione and everyone is in wands-out stance convinced sheâs about to attack the shit out of Hermione, and then the girlfriend stares into her eyes and says âdo you promise meâ and Hermione just gives her this super-firm nod and says âI promiseâ and the girlfriend just collapses on her, sobbing.Â
Imagine Dumbledore trying to give some flowery speech about inter-wizard solidarity while glossing over why, because Slytherins have always been a touchy subject, and Ron gets to his feet and says âProfessor, I need to say something importantâ and Dumbledore is so surprised he just cedes the floor, and Ronâafter that awkward moment when he realizes everyone is staring at himâsays he didnât know Warrington particularly, but he knows how Warrington and Harry played. That each was always cheering on the other. Both wanted to win, but neither was willing to undercut the other by underhanded means. He finishes up saying âI thinkâI think itâs important everyone should know he died being what a champion should be. Because he could have abandoned Harry and instead he stood up with him to play the game the honest way, and he died for it. Andâand Slytherin House should be proud, and we should all be proud, because Warrington was a good bloke.â He sits back down all flustered because he didnât actually stand up meaning to make a speech. And then Pansy Parkinson stands up before Dumbledore can take back control of the room and says âI want to tell Weasley thank you.â And all of Slytherin House raises a glassâto Warrington, to Weasley, to Potterâand the other houses follow suit. Many years later, Wizarding scholars will say that was the moment Voldemort truly lost.
Imagine later that summer. Harry gets several owls on his birthday, all unsigned. The birds are plump and pretentious and well-cared-for. He will never know which Slytherins sent him their treasures: parchments with hexes developed by the Death Eaters; a strange locket that will only open if he whispers a special spell but that always shows him the picture he most needs to see; a page torn from a potions book that, brewed properly, will allow him extra time to summon a Patronus by giving him a few crucial seconds not just of happiness but of bliss. It doesnât matter. Harry knows these gifts not as birthday gifts but for what they really are, and he treasures the locket and copies out the potion to send to Hermione and Mrs. Weasley, and when first summoned by the Order of the Phoenix he marches straight up to Dumbledore with the hexes and says âI canât tell you where I got these, Professor. But theyâre in use by the Death Eaters and I think you should have them.â Months later, Sirius will recognize the spell Bellatrix shoots at him, and will dive out of the way just in the nick of time.
The final battle. Everyone is there. Sirius somehow ends up herding a group of Slytherins. They all stare at him and he at them, across a centuries-old divide Voldemort has only succeeded in deepening. Then he remembers the hexes. Harryâs locket, now tucked under Siriusâ shirt because Harryâs friends are with him in this battle but most of Siriusâ are dead. The moment that happiness potion saved Remusâ life, his very soul. Snapeâs final words to Harry, finally seen not as mockery but real true advice. What Harry said Voldemort saidâhis first words in his new form. They are kids, and they are sharing the same kind of hurt he once wouldnât admit to, watching his mother burn his name off the family tree. âWhen we go in there, itâs going to be hell,â he tells the Slytherins. âSome of you are probably going to die. I might go down too, and if I do I want your best curser in the front. But I want you all to remember one thing. There are no spares.â Later retellings of the battle never fail to mention the moment a group of angry, screaming teens burst into the Great Hall, wearing their green and silver as the badge of honor it should be, shouting NO SPARES, NO SPARES at the tops of their voices in between hexes and curses and the occasional physical punch. When Hermione is present, she always interrupts the storyteller to be sure everyone knows about the moment Blaise Zabini shoved her to the floor, dropped on top of her, fired off three curses in rapid succession and said âstay alive, Granger, we need youâ before jumping back to his feet and vanishing into the meleeâhow, for all anyone knows, those may have been his last words, and she will not let his sacrifice go unnoted.Â
The aftermath. Malfoy holds out a hand to Sirius, badly injured on the floor. Sirius asks how Malfoy is willing to trust him. Malfoy nods at his chest. âYouâve got my godfatherâs locket,â he says, and when Sirius and Harry finally speak after the battle Harry gives his full agreement to the very first thing out of Siriusâ mouth. They give the locket to Malfoy. Sirius grits his teeth and closes his eyes and opens them and says âHe probably saved my life, giving Harry that.â He doesnât say thank you. Malfoy hears it anyway.
The school reopens under a single banner: the four Houses united. The House rivalry is reduced to just thatâa competition in funâwith those deep divides slowly healing to scars, and eventually away to nothing at all.
Imagine it.
When we stand, we stand united as one
And then there would be no hope for any uprising of evil, no users of the dark arts would dare to attack. There would be no neglected Slytherins turning to a darker cause. The unity Cassius Warringtonâs death caused would come to save the world, time and time again, as would-be-Voldemorts find no followers. No children will ever have to fight their parents, or family. There would always be peace.Â
oh christ somebody added to it and now iâm a soggy emotional wreck
Iâm crying because this is what slytherins should have been and truly are
If youâve ever said âsheâs too tallâ youâre an absolute coward lol
Iâm so about how popular this post is, tall girls are so good