Corgi Avengers Assemble!

[mydollyaviana]

Disney vs. 7 early fairytales 

[corgiavengers]

A short summary of the plot of Corgi!Avengers

dytabytes: the Avenger!men turn into corgis one by one, starting with Hank and continuing

Zippy: I love this idea XD

dytabytes: the ladies go "um..." for a day or two, then realize that this is more than just a local thing when tony drags peter!corgi home

dytabytes: and then they start findng the other Avengers, Wolverine, Luke Cage, Danny Rand, more, and finally hit Dr. Strange

dytabytes: who is not a corgi, but is concentrating very hard on fending the spell off

dytabytes: which is why he didn't answer the phone a couple days ago

dytabytes: and then the ladies go off on an adventure... sort of

dytabytes: they have a bunch of corgis to take care of, so Jan stays behind to take care of the boys (because uwuwu Hank, her darling)

dytabytes: plus, she doesn't have powers because Hank can't help her maintain the Giant Girl suit

dytabytes: so off go Ororo, Natasha and Bobbi to save the daaaay

dytabytes: (Jan gets to defend the corgis from magical beasts later, though. Because there's always the ambush at home. Always XD)

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[corgiavengers]

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GOD, what a demanding person XD

Also, PS: corgivengers is an AU of MA:A involving bits and pieces of the 616 that weren’t featured in the canon. Because all other canons are inferior.

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After Tony carries Spider-Man into the mansion, the ladies of the Avengers realize that there’s a high...

[fuckyeahcorgi-blog]

[corgiavengers]

official-which:

fuckyeahcorgi:

Love me.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO EXIST.

^ this is pretty much word for word what Pepper Potts says when Tony comes home several months into the corgi experience, carrying a corgi puppy by the ruff of its neck.

She threatens to have him neutered. 

[absolutefucker]

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attifists:

CORGI LOVERS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Corgi!Bruce doesn’t actually change colour ever, but everyone is pretty sure that he still has personality switches. It’s made obvious by the fact that Bruce whines and stains the carpet the moment he sees flurries coming down, but when Jan tries to take him outside to finish doing his business properly, Hulk storms right through the snowbanks like a boss.

[corenn]

[corgiavengers]

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mauiboy808:

Who ever buys this dog for me will be my bestest friend in the world!

There’s a lot of downsides to being a dog, but one of the perks is that everything just gets simpler. People think a lot. They think about their pasts and the consequences of their actions, of friends loved and lost and of opportunities they’ve missed. They angst and brood and get depressed and dogs… don’t. Dogs live in the present.

Sometimes Bucky catches a fragment of a memory, of a reaching hand, or a fiery grin, and he feels horribly sad… but then a butterfly slits past his nose and he’s off like a shot with tongue hanging out of his mouth and his stub of a tail wagging into a blur.  Later, he’ll think he’s missed something — something really important — but lying in the grass with his paws up in the air, does that really matter?

So sometimes Bucky forgets to be unhappy.

And sometimes, very rarely, Natasha wonders if maybe it would be kinder not to change him back.

#she never quite gets around to sabotaging the search for a cure #James might be content like this but she has also seen the way he whines and kicks his legs when he's sleeping and the way he never lets the shield out of his sight even for a moment #ignorance is not the same as bliss and a dog's life is not worthy of a man like James Barnes 

[poopster]

[corgiavengers]

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poopster:

Peanut butter jars are definitely a black tie affair.

Tony is a quiet little corgi. He’ll quite contentedly curl up at Pepper’s feet and watch the stock ticker go by in between snoozes all day, he’ll climb up into her lap if she needs a hug and he even tolerates the dapper little bowtie she finds for him when she decides that he’s going to be her “Plus One” to the big fundraiser ball for breast cancer awareness being held on Sunday.

What Pepper doesn’t realize is that Tony’s seemingly good behaviour is marred by one weakness. Unfortunately, it’s not until she spends a half an hour searching for her “date” that she realizes just how deep Tony’s new-found love of peanut-butter goes — she finds him rolling around outside by the kitchen dumpsters, snout smeared brown and tie askew.

#but really it could have been worse #there are no hookers involved nor are there copious amounts of alcohol or tears or blunt-force trauma or property damage #all she has to do is scold him fiercely and drag him home for a very thorough bath #it should be a relief #instead she ends up curling up in bed and crying herself to sleep with her nose buried into Tony's fluffy ruff #when he's human again he pretends he can't remember and she doesn't bring it up 

[thebiscuiteternal]

[corgiavengers]

hallidae:

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hallidae:

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asd;ogasj;lk the short answer is: it depends, because I am a creeper.

The long answer is: he has a dog’s body and, therefore, a dog’s vocal chords, so he can’t speak. He...

[thebiscuiteternal]

[corgiavengers]

hallidae:

Why am I compelled to write corgi!Avengers?

He was hiding under what was left of a table from the moving metal thing when he heard other noises coming from upstairs. It sounded like voices, but he couldn’t understand them. Then the door he’d been trying in vain to open for the past two hours...

[threecorgis]

[corgiavengers]

corgiaddict:

threecorgis:

banana cupcake

Banana corgis crack me up. 

Most of the time, Jan only does things with her corgi!friends' best interests at heart. She loves them, she really does! It's just... when she sees the costume in the pet store window, she can't help but coo. And really, there are some temptations a woman can't be expected to resist.

Even Bobbi agrees that Clint looks dapper in the costume. Natasha just coughs into her fist and takes as many photos as her phone will hold. Clint just sighs and looks extremely put upon after he realizes that whimpering and trying to hide under the couch only makes the ladies coo louder. 

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[corgiavengers]

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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Giggling, Jan calls that whenever she puts out the food for the corgi!Avengers.

Later, when they’re all human again, they realize that an unintended side effect of Jan’s joke is that whenever the team gathers to fight evil, they’re also very, very hungry. 

[sweaterkittensahoy]

[corgiavengers]

comiccomic:

“That is not your pillow,” Tony says, but Steve looks up with him with his damned literal puppy eyes and wags the stump that is his tail. “I know you can understand me,” Tony says, and the little tail stump just wags harder. “Steve, seriously, give me back my pillow.”

The tail...

[corgiaddict]

[corgiavengers]

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corgiaddict:

Annie Oakley. By starvingrobins.

The first time the rest of the team finds corgi!Steve sprawled on the kitchen floor, they let it slide, but when they find him curled up under the table for a week running, they’re confused. They move his bed, thinking that might help, but he continues to snub it in favour of flopping down under the table. Eventually, everyone just shrugs and learns to be careful about where they put their feet when they come to get breakfast. 

when he's human again Clint ribs him about lying in wait for breakfast  steve flushes and runs a hand through his hair looking away as he explains that he liked the kitchen better because it smelled like home  it takes a second for Clint to realize that the kitchen is one of the only places that everyone on the team passes through at least once a day  he claps Steve on the shoulder and they don't bring up his canine sleeping habits ever again  actually that's a lie Clint pokes fun at Steve for being a porker of a corgi for weeks

[kawaiifuckinprincess-deactivate]

[corgiavengers]

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Corgi!Bucky is small, but fierce and he absolutely will not let Steve’s shield out of his sight. It’s twice as big as him, but he’s gotten good at flipping it over and grabbing the leather straps in his teeth to drag it around.

later someone offers to change the straps out for steve  he fingers the straps with a thoughtful expression on his face and says no  they give the ol' girl a little extra character don't you think?  sometimes in the middle of a battle he'll press his thumbs into the little notches and think  this one's for you pal

[1creativemind50mm-blog-blog]

[corgiavengers]

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finalellipsis:

I’m lookin’ atchoo, grrrrllll.

Oh hey, it’s a Clint!corgi :D

Clint!corgi uses his newfound fuzzy adorableness to climb into the laps of every pretty girl in the room  he gets himself all the head pettings and the belly rubs  eventually someone finds him a purple bandana and then he is /really/ stylin'

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[corgiavengers]

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Kates, Thor would  be a magnificent corgi, but he would still be a corgi. He would be blond and fluffy and he’d have wildly flappily ears, reminiscent of his head wings, but he would still be a corgi.

All the Avengers are corgis.

And Loki is a daschund. 

[corgiaddict]

[corgiavengers]

hank would be an adorable corgi  Jan wouldn't know what to do about him because he'd be all corgified and adorable and she'd want to pull him into her lap  but all he ever wants to do is strap on his mechanical helmet and use mind control to get his ants to run experiments for him  It'd be a lot easier to distract him from his work now though since all she has to do is roll him over and watch as he flails helplessly  He stops minding when she gives him belly rubs  Who's her good boy?...   that got a little creepy in my head woops