i wanna end me.

[vaememes]

☾    HOCUS   POCUS     (  1993  )    SENTENCE    PROMPTS   .

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF HOCUS POCUS PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

‘   look at that. another glorious morning…it makes me sick!  ‘

‘   you know, ive always wanted a child.  ‘

‘   come out, my dear. we will not harm thee. ‘

‘   my ungodly book speaks to you.. ‘

‘   we shall be back, and the lives of all the children of salem will be mine!   ‘

‘   come, we fly! ‘

‘   it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!   ‘

‘   damn,  damn! double damn!   ‘

‘   i killed you once, i shall kill you again, you maggoty mouth feicance!   ‘

‘   it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul!   ‘

‘   you’re the ugliest thing that’s ever lived, and you know it!   ‘

‘   i’ll always take care of you.  ‘

‘   but he can’t die. remember?  ‘

‘   you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.  ‘

‘   nothing good can come from this book. you got it?! ‘

‘   there aren’t enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!  ‘

‘   i shall always be with you.  ‘

‘   thanks for lighting that candle. ‘

‘   the witches are dead. ‘

‘   my soul’s finally free. you freed me, [name]. ‘

‘   so take her to the movies like a normal person.   ‘

‘   next year, we go trick-or-treating as wendy and peter pan… ‘

‘   look just do this one thing for me, and i’ll do anything you say.  ‘

‘   this is the girl of my dreams.  ‘

‘   i like your costume, [name].  ‘

‘   what do you call them, [name]? yabbos? ‘

‘   what took thee so long?   ‘

‘   i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.  ‘

‘   it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? ‘

‘   we evaporate! we cease to exist! ‘

‘   aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?  ‘

‘   we’ll be younger in the morning.  ‘

‘   why? why was i cursed with such idiot sisters?  ‘

‘   don’t get your knickers in a twist!  ‘

‘   sucking the lives out of little children!  ‘

‘   we’re just three kindly old spinster ladies. ‘

‘   spending a quiet evening at home.  ‘

‘   well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? ’

‘   well, what does it say?  ‘

‘   it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends .  ‘

‘   i’ve waited centuries to say that.  ‘

‘   go to hell! ‘

‘   oh! i’ve been there, thank you. i found it quite lovely.  ‘

‘   i am alive!  ‘

‘  damn that boy, he’s tricked us again. ‘

‘   oh, you’re right, you’re always right.  ‘

‘   it’s my curse, that and you two!  ‘

‘   say what you want; just don’t breathe on me! ‘

‘   amock! amock! amock!  ‘

‘   i am beautiful! boys will love me! ‘

‘   [name] likes your yabbos. in fact, he loves them!   ‘

‘   couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?  ‘

‘   hang him on a hook and let me play with him! ‘

‘   this is….this is terribly uncomfortable. ‘

‘   i put a spell on you and now your mine  ‘

‘   a virgin lit the candle.  ‘

‘   i suggest we form a calming circle.  ‘

‘   i smell children!  ‘

‘   why was I cursed with such idiot sister?!  ‘

‘   twist the bones and bend the back.   ‘

‘   i’ve always wanted a child. and now i think i’ll have one on toast!  ‘

‘   come little children, i’ll take thee away.   ‘

‘   life is sweet, be not shy. on thy feet. so sayeth i! ‘

‘   it is a prison for children. ‘

‘   what is this place?  ‘

‘   it reeks of children!  ‘

‘  okay that’s it, party’s over! get out of my house!  ‘

‘  they call me master. ‘

‘  shove it, satan!  ‘

‘  ooh. thou mustn’t speak to master in such a manner. ‘

‘  wait ‘til you see what i’m gonna call you.  ‘

‘  hello, i want my book. ‘

‘  we desire children. ‘

‘  i don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.  ‘

‘  i couldn’t wear anything like that because i don’t have any.  ‘

‘  'tis firm! ‘tis firm as stone! ‘

‘  why! it’s a road!  ‘

‘  dead man’s toe! dead man’s toe! dead! dead! dead! ‘

‘  pull over! let me see your driver’s permit!  ‘

‘  i need one of those instant ice packs.  ‘

‘  oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late? ‘

‘  now you must suffer the consequences! ‘

‘  i’m going to summon the burning rain of death!  ‘

‘  look, he makes fire in his hand. ‘

‘  no, no! he’s a good zombie. ‘

‘  i hate it when that happens.  ‘

‘  i hate halloween! ‘

‘  i brought the witches back from the dead. see, i even have the book. ‘

‘  look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?  ‘

‘  are you a virgin?  ‘

‘  let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads. ‘

‘  sisters, satan has married medusa. see the snakes in her hair.  ‘

‘  i can’t believe you made me move here!  ‘

‘  the witches are back from the dead and they’re after us.  ‘

‘  how much candy have you had, honey? ‘

‘ all hallow’s eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! ‘

[corjones]

@justanyap @lastshera @babybelch @anastasixo @peculiarbeautyy @littlelindell @noturnutmeg @lollilita @trixietxo @wrennweird @yabusted @starshinebutterflyyy @dntdosadness @lololilo @acornbae @fastestfknfairy @offrozenhearts @itmefiona @blossom4pres @shcgogo @sewingshadows @paznwduh @mavywavyy

[clownkars]

[corjones]

like-weirdo​:

Shaggy was riding the easiest wave, always did up here, soaring with the sea breeze and winding down with the setting sun. He liked Coraline; she was a little rough around the edges like all of his favorite people were, and she seemed like she’d seen enough to know exactly what she was running from. When she asked her question, he was surprised at first, turning towards the sound that had broken their silence, but then when he processed, he had to laugh, a bright chuckle that carried into the open air. “I mean, dating is a strong word, right?” he joked, because while he would date any of them in a heartbeat, that wasn’t what was happening as far as he was aware. “Are you dating someone you could live with? Where’d that question come from?”

Coraline had no idea what he meant with his joke. She already had to really think about what he said and honestly she was not in the position to pry so she dropped it. “I mean maybe,” she said, burying her face in her hands. “Dipper asked me if I wanted to live with him potentially.....and I very much choked. It was bad, Shaggy. Like...super awkward. My talkative ass was silent for way too long before I just...unloaded my issues at him.” She groaned. “I dunno if I can recover.”

[rpmemes-galore]

Hercules  {Sentence Starters}

“So, can’t. Love to, but can’t.”

“Look, I learned my lesson, okay?”

“No man is worth the aggravation.”

“Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?”

“He hurt you real bad, didn’t he? Huh?”

“WHAT? Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.”

“Memo to me: maim you after my meeting.”

“Thanks for everything. It’s been a real slice.”

“People do crazy things when they’re in love.”

“People are… are gonna get hurt, aren’t they?”

“You’re really choked up about this, aren’t ya?”

“He’s not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.”

“Um, I don’t know. I thought they looked kinda dashing.”

“Sometimes, it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.”

“I’m a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.”

“I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.”

“If there’s a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I’ve already won that.”

“You’ll be dead before you can get to her. That’s not a problem, is it?”

“He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness.”

“So, did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?”

“I can’t believe this guy. I throw everything I’ve got at him, and it doesn’t even…?”

“Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment.”

“You know, I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”

“Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? I OWN YOU!”

“You know, when I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.”

“Well, you know, that’s good because that’s what got you into this jam in the first place, isn’t it?”

“We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.”

“Well, you know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’, and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours’.”

“Well, they’re just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?”

[corjones]

@lollilita​ @babybelch​ @fastestfknfairy​ @ranifalls​ @anastasixo​ @acornbae​ @djdiamondg​ @paulinaduhh​ @trixietxo​ @blossom4pres​ @littlelindell​ @libbyyall​ @lindsaybxtch​ @starshinebutterflyyy​ @lastshera​ @rosegolddreamsx​ @oohlalaurette​ @coveredinchaos​ @shcgogo​ @itmefiona​ @justanyap​ @peculiarbeautyy​ @daphblakexo​ @dntdosadness​ @tyleexo​ @noturnutmeg​ @paznwduh​ @wrennweird​

[roleplaymemesforyou]

Send 🌟 for a headcanon about our muses’ relationship

[corjones]

@lollilita @babybelch @fastestfknfairy @ranifalls @anastasixo @acornbae @djdiamondg @paulinaduhh @trixietxo @blossom4pres @littlelindell @libbyyall @lindsaybxtch @starshinebutterflyyy @lastshera @rosegolddreamsx @oohlalaurette @coveredinchaos @shcgogo @itmefiona @justanyap @peculiarbeautyy @daphblakexo @dntdosadness @tyleexo @noturnutmeg @paznwduh @wrennweird

[corjones]

for dipper: @conspiracypines​

a box wrapped carefully sits in front of the mystery shack. once opened a note is found sitting on top of the gifts.

the note:

hey dipper. i’m sorry i’m awkward and didn’t give this to you in person. i was afraid of your reaction, actually. i don’t normally do things like this, but it’s for you and you’re special to me...so i wanted to give you something special too. by now i’m sure you’ve come face to face with the cassette player inside the box. there are four tapes too. since i only put numbers on the tapes, i’ll explain them. the first tape is a playlist i worked on....songs that remind me of us, of you, and what i think when you’re not there. something to have so that when we aren’t together, you can think of me. the second tape is a recording of your favorite podcast episodes. i....hope i picked the right ones. the third tape is all of your favorite abba songs. something to listen to for when you just wanna dance alone or motivate yourself. and the last tape is me, sort of drunk, telling you that i love you and want to move in with you. i’m not the best with words and i am sorry in advance for the rambling on that last tape, but you deserve to hear me at my most authentic. i’ll say it to you in person too, don’t worry.

- love always,

cor

[corjones]

@like-weirdo​

coraline was grateful for shaggy on nights like this. there was a nice breeze from the rooftop they liked to sit on, she could hear herself think for once, and they had been smoking long enough for her to have a lazy smile on her face. still, she had so much on her mind and yeah they talk about life sometimes, but coraline still felt weird starting the conversations. “hey so.....are you...dating anyone?” she was surprised she didn’t know the answer given they did this so much. “like...someone you would maybe see yourself.....living with?”

[corjones]

actual thoughts on moving in with dipper?

“i....it’s a lot to think about. i’m scared. i know it will mess shit up. i am the worst person to live with.it’s best to just keep putting it off until he stops asking. i’m just looking out for him. i know he knows deep down that i’m not the kind of girl you’re proud to settle down with. especially when his exes are like....those kind of people.” @conspiracypines

[corjones]

honesty weekend!!

Ask my characters anything and they have to answer honestly:

@starshinebutterflyyy @babybelch @dntdosadness @daphblakexo @dalemunkk @lastshera @sewingshadows @fastestfknfairy @ranifalls @noturnutmeg @lollilita @anastasixo @littlelindell @justanyap @trixietxo @offrozenhearts @mavywavyy @hcartlessqueen @tyleexo @paulinaduhh @wrennweird @coveredinchaos @djdiamondg @princesspenpen @shcgogo @itmefiona

[vivienvalentino]

“It was a very old house — it had an attic under the roof and a cellar under the ground and an overgrown garden with huge old trees in it. Coraline’s family didn’t own all of the house — it was too big for that. Instead they owned part of it.”

CORALINE 2009, dir. Henry Selick based on the book “Coraline” by Neil Gaiman 

[conspiracypines]

continued from here.

as soon as the words were out of his mouth, dipper regrets them. not because he didn’t mean them, but because now just doesn’t seem like the right time or place to have made the suggestion. then again… he’s starting to realize that maybe there never would be a truly right time for it. so why not now? shrugging his shoulder, he fiddles with the pen in his hand and keeps his gaze down on the notebook in front of her, though it continues to flicker towards her every few seconds. it’s not the reaction dipper wanted, but it’s what he expected. actually, it’s better than what he had thought he’d receive, considering she hadn’t run off yet. “you don’t have to say anything. just think about it. or don’t. i dunno. it’s not a big deal. i just saw an opening for an apartment and thought maybe… i don’t know.” it’s a lame explanation, but it was true. he hadn’t given this much thought really, had just seen the for for rent signs around and thought maybe it was about time to get out of the mystery shack. @corjones​

[corjones]

coraline didn’t know what to say if she was being honest with herself. he was perfect and his reasoning was fair she just was her and was afraid that moving into the same place would ruin things. and not because he would be hard to live with but because she was. her own parents didn’t like to be around her when she lived with them and wybie was hardly around the place they shared. “are you sure you actually want that?” she said again, looking at her hands. “I don’t really know how to say this any other way but i’m sorta cursed with stuff like that. people don’t really like to stick with me for that much time at once. and i can be a handful on most days. and probably a little sloppy.”

[corjones]

“ i think you should come live with me ” from dipper

coraline set the mug of hot tea in her hands done, since she had almost spilled it after he said what he said. that was...a lot to process. and she wasn’t sure how to feel or what to do. she was shocked, pleased, and overwhelmed. she was sure he wanted a real answer but she didn’t know if she had one yet. “are you....are you serious? you mean that?” because if he was joking it was a shitty joke and she didn’t find it funny. but if it was real she needed...she didn’t know. but she was so used to not really being wanted that the idea of being even a little wanted felt weird and fake. she almost wanted to call poppy and ask her what she should do. but she didn’t want to just walk away. “i....i dunno what to say?” @conspiracypines

[wntrfell]

the 1

“ i’m doing good, i’m on some new shit ”

“ and if you wanted me, you really should’ve showed ”

“ but we were something, don’t you think so? ”

“ and if my wishes came true it would’ve been you ”

“ i had this dream you’re doing cool shit ”

“ and it’s another day waking up alone ”

“ if one thing had been different, would everything be different today? ”

“ we were something, don’t you think so? ”

cardigan

“ when you are young, they assume you know nothing ”

“ but i knew you ”

“ baby, kiss it better ”

“ a friend to all is a friend to none ”

“ but i knew you’d linger like a tattoo kiss ”

“ i knew i’d curse you for the longest time ”

“ i knew you’d miss me once the thrill expired ”

“ and i knew you’d come back to me ”

“ and when i felt like i was an old cardigan under someone’s bed you put me on and said i was your favorite ”

​the last great american dynasty

“ the wedding was charming, if a little gauche ”

“ there’s only so far new money goes ”

“ their parties were tasteful, if a little loud ”

“ who knows, if she never showed up, what could’ve been ”

“ there goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen ”

“ she had a marvelous time ruining everything ”

“ blew through the money on the boys and the ballet ”

“ she stole his dog and dyed it key lime green ”

“ i had a marvelous time ruining everything ”

exile

“ i can see you standing, honey ” 

“ i think i’ve seen this film before and i didn’t like the ending ”

“ so what am i defending now? ”

“ i’m not your problem anymore ”

“ i’m leaving out the side door ”

“ i can see you starin’, honey ”

“ like you’d get your knuckles bloody for me ”

“ you were my crown, now i’m in exile, seein’ you out ”

“ so step right out, there is no amount of crying i can do for you ”

“ we always walked a very thin line ”

“ you didn’t even hear me out ”

“ you never gave a warning sign ”

“ i gave so many signs ”

“ i never learned to read your mind ”

“ i couldn’t turn things around ”

“ you never turned things around ” 

“ you didn’t even see the signs ”

​my tears ricochet

“ and if i’m on fire you'll be made of ashes too ”

“ even on my worst day, did i deserve, babe, all the hell you gave me? ”

“ ‘cause i loved you, i swear i loved you ‘til my dying day ”

“ i didn’t have it in myself to go with grace ”

“ and you’re the hero flying around, saving face ”

“ and if i’m dead to you, why are you at the wake? ”

“ wishing i stayed ”

“ you know i didn’t want to have to haunt you ”

“ you wear the same jewels that i gave you ”

“ and i can go anywhere i want, just not home ”

​mirrorball

“ i’ll show you every version of yourself tonight ”

“ and when i break, it's in a million pieces ”

“ hush, i know they said the end is near ”

“ i can change everything about me to fit in ”

“ i’m still trying everything to get you laughing at me ”

“ i’m still a believer, but i don’t know why ”

“ i’ve never been a natural, all i do is try ”

“ i’m still trying everything to keep you looking at me ”

​seven

“ i hit my peak at seven ”

“ are there still beautiful things? ”

“ i still got love for you ”

“ love you to the moon and to saturn ”

“ i think your house is haunted ”

“ your dad is always mad ”

“ i think you should come live with me ”

​august

“ are you sure? ” 

“ i can see us twisted in bedsheets ”

“ ‘cause you were never mine ”

“ will you call when you’re back at school? ”

“ i remember thinkin’ i had you ”

“ canceled plans just in case you’d call ”

“ meet me behind the mall ”

“ so much for summer love and saying “us” ”

“ 'cause you weren’t mine to lose ”

[corjones]

@peculiarbeautyy @anastasixo @daphblakexo @babybelch @lollilita @wrennweird @dntdosadness @offrozenhearts @oohlalaurette @paulinaduhh @noturnutmeg @acornbae @justanyap @tyleexo @prfctillusionist

[corjones]

DIPPER AND CORALINE

domestic ship meme!

who reaches out to new neighbors: dipper for sure. coraline pretends her neighbors aren’t there most of the time.

who remembers to buy healthy food: coraline. she admires the fact that dipper tries to eat healthy, but she is normally the one getting the organic fruits and veggies.

who remembers to buy junk food: both. dipper likes getting them more but coraline is still a stoner with needs.

who fixes the oven when it breaks: dipper tries but in the end they call a repair man and laugh about it later.

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s): coraline takes care of the plants, and dipper is all about the pets.

who wakes up earlier: depends on if either of them ever went to sleep in the first place.

who makes the bed: i think they both eventually take care of it. it depends on how long it’s been messy.

who makes the coffee: since coraline doesnt always go to bed she normally just decides to make coffee instead of sleep.

who burns breakfast: coraline. she can’t cook to save her life.

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house: if one of them is sleeping little notes and a text to be safe. if they are both awake coraline will probably insist he doesn’t go before she lets him go. they both make sure it is clear they’ll be back.

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home: coraline shoots a warning text in case mabel is over and she normally just lets out a loud “IM HOME” before collapsing on the couch. He is really loving and goes out of his way to kiss her on the cheek before going about his day.

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often: dipper without a doubt. he loves trying to get her to smile. but coraline likes to surprise him every now and then.

who picks the movie for movie night: there’s normally not a debate. horror movie marathons for days. they take turns picking which one.

their favorite kind of movie to watch: horror. anything out there and spooky.

who first suggests a pillow fort: dipper. he really goes out his way to make coraline smile on the sadder days and it’s the perfect remedy every time.

who builds the pillow fort: they both do because if coraline doesn’t help it doesn’t stay up.

who tries to distract the other during the move: they are both weirdly serious about their films. it has to be a pretty awful movie for them to even consider it.

who falls asleep first: most likely dipper.

who is big spoon/little spoon: they like to switch it up. coraline actually really likes holding him but sometimes she is the one that needs to be held.

@conspiracypines

[f-yeah-askmemes]

domestic ship meme!

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

who reaches out to new neighbors

who remembers to buy healthy food

who remembers to buy junk food

who fixes the oven when it breaks

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)

who wakes up earlier

who makes the bed

who makes the coffee

who burns breakfast

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often

who picks the movie for movie night

their favorite kind of movie to watch

who first suggests a pillow fort

who builds the pillow fort

who tries to distract the other during the move

who falls asleep first

who is big spoon/little spoon

[corjones]

@starshinebutterflyyy @babybelch @lollilita @paznwduh @dntdosadness @noturnutmeg @anastasixo @sewingshadows @tyleexo @trixietxo @ranifalls​ @hcartlessqueen​ @mavywavyy​ @daphblakexo​ @paulinaduhh​ @shcgogo​

[corjones]

conspiracypines​:

As Cor moved in closer, Dipper’s goofy smile grew even wider and he leaned his forehead to rest on top of her head. “Well, that depends. Is Mabel still around? Because as much as I love you I think it’d be hard to enjoy it if I knew she was gone,” he answers, not even thinking about the fact that he had just dropped the l-word out of nowhere. His brain was too caught up in the image of truly being the only people on Earth with her. “But so long as she’s somewhere around here, I’d gladly be one of the last beings with you.”

Coraline nodded her head. “Of course Mabel is also here. But she is with her cool mermaid boyfriend, so she’s bu-” she stopped herself, trying to fully process  what he had just said.  He loved her? She didn’t even think her parents did most of the time. She had tensed up at the thought of him really loving her, but she opened her eyes and glanced at himinstead. It was enough to relax and just...stay in the moment. She didn’t want her brain to ruin the moment for her before it was too late. Looking at him was the best way to stay grounded. He looked so comfortable, safe, and maybe....maybe in love. “I love you too, dork.”

[corjones]

conspiracypines​:

Watching her closely to ensure she was actually okay, Dipper can’t help the stupid smile that grows on his face at her words and he’s very glad that Coraline currently has her eyes closed and can’t see it. Not that he’d really be embarrassed anymore, but still - if she thought her words were corny then his doofy grin would just be pushing it over the top. “No, I understand. I feel that way a lot too.” Not necessarily because of nightmares but just because of how much he enjoys simply being in Cor’s company. Which was even cheesier than her original thought. “Who says we can’t pretend that, though? That for the rest of the night nothing else matters.”

Coraline smiled at that. Pretending the day away with Dipper sounded like a better dream than the one she had.”It’s a date,” she said, moving even closer to him, which she almost thought wasn’t possible. “How does it feel to be one of the last beings on Earth with me?” She opened her eyes again so she could glance at him a little bit. “Honest reaction. I can handle it.”