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text 💬 grigi

Graham: I fell into a manhole last night, so there’s that.

#text #text:gigi #asugigi #gigiphilip #//number 134

text 💬 gruka

Graham: One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.

#//i forget how to combine names it's FINE #nukaokoro #text:nuka #asunuka #text #//random number 166

text 💬 grookie

Graham: This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

#text #text:sookie #asusookie #sookiefournier #//random number 5 #//tbh if you wanna reply as multiple people this is general enough #i have richie's like old ass starter saved so if you'd rather me not reply to that then just reply to this as him too!

text 💬 grucas

Graham: I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.

#text #text:lucas #asulucas #lucasandalasia #//random number 36 #also he's so dramatic he probably just has a broken toenail

your roommates

@sookiefournier needs to melt down all her crayons and turn them into candles, because no respectable woman our age should be playing with the art supplies from her classroom at home!

@richieforrestofficial needs to go back to whatever lessons he once took to be presentable for the press, because God knows the man has FORGOTTEN WHAT HE LEARNED.

@nukaokoro needs to let me manscape him once and for all. Also, forget his ex-girlfriend; we all know I’m the real love of his life.

Other than their GLARINGLY OBVIOUS FLAWS, though, I guess my roommates are my favorite people. They just need to get their acts together so they can stop ruining my credibility!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

#ask:anon #answered #answered:howdoyoufeel #asusookie #asurichie #asunuka #Anonymous

yourself

Let’s all toast to me, the finest male specimen the world has ever seen, the pinnacle of humankind.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

#ask:anon #answered #answered:howdoyoufeel #Anonymous

how do you feel about apple cider?

Apples are disgustingly sweet! Drink some water!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

#ask:anon #answered #answered:howdoyoufeel #Anonymous

your fellow dunbroch friends

They have excellent taste in friends, although @mackennadunbroch and @maisy-macguffin could do with worshiping me a little bit more, since it’s what I deserve! And neither one of them has figured out how to toe the line between life of the party and a business professional who’s going to take over the world yet, but... they’ve still got time, maybe someday they’ll get on almost my level.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

#ask:anon #answered #answered:howdoyoufeel #asumaisy #asumackenna #Anonymous

TEXT ✨ GRAISY

Maisy: I'm not trying to teach you but it's hard to describe objectively if I already have feelings for someone. I feel like that makes them automatically way more attractive.

Maisy: I vote outside then, you'll get more people to admire you and it's better terrain to view and natural breeze to cool you down.

Graham: Love doesn't make a person's skin clearer or their hair shinier or their muscles more toned, Maisy! Pull yourself together!

#text #text:maisy #asumaisy #//i left the second part off since that half of the convo had kind of died lol #they'd been making plans to work out for like 6 weeks

TEXT 🛀 GIGHAM

Gigi: Are you proud of yourself for that one? I can practically hear your gross laugh from here.

Gigi: You're giving yourself a lot of credit there. As if I'd ever let you touch my feet, even accidentally.

Graham: No! Clever is just my norm, there's no need to applaud myself for something that isn't out of the ordinary.

Graham: There's a whole sole separating our skin in this scenario, Georgina. Are you really that repulsed?

#text #text:gigi #asugigi

TEXT ⚡ NUKHAM

Nuka: You lose Favorite Person points every time you bring it up! And this is just another reason that I'll NEVER manscape, too much work and we haven't even started. I had to look up who Pierce Brosnan is but now I can confidently say NO. 6.5 is more credit than I'd give me, thanks.

Nuka: MAYBE I'M MEANT TO BE A DRAGON! PEOPLE LIKE DRAGONS!

Graham: I could lose 50 favorite person points every day between now and my heavily botoxed death and still have a huge lead, I'm not concerned. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE A LIFE OF 6.5 LIES! Let me get you a custom-fitted suit. Just one!

Graham: People fear dragons! Do you want people to cower in your presence? I know it feels good, but only if it's for the right reasons!

#text #text:nuka #asunuka

TEXT 💪 HERKHAM

Herk: Of course I am! I've been doing sex things since high school. But so you wouldn't work with virgins? That seems like a random line to draw!

Graham: Of course I'd work with virgins! I'd just market them in different ways.

#text #text:herkie #asuherkie #//we could probably drop this one if you want?#//graham is unhelpful lol

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Basket Number 53

This lovely pink and white basket holds multiple different goodies such as beef stroganoff and bottle of Pol Roger Brut Champagne. As well as broadway themed goodies like Phantom of the Opera chocolate covered strawberry roses, bend and snap mocktail, and Grease Lightning cookies. It also includes a manicure set and a few comfy pink pillows to relax on.

Basket Number 53, made by @stargirlvasilovich, was won by @grahammacintosh !!

#asuevent015 #scrapbook #asustella

What song would you choose to describe your love life right now?

You Know You Want Me by Pitbull.

#ask:anon #answered #Anonymous

text 💬 granthony

Anthony: I actually agree that our next king ought to be more handsome. It's easier to view the beautiful as authority figures and its just more inspiring for the masses. There's some people that say a ruler too handsome becomes unrelatable but as a 10 myself, I disagree.

Graham: How are people supposed to remember that the ruler is on a higher level than them if the ruler's ugly? It doesn't make sense!

#text #text:anthony #asuanthony #//we could maybe drop this one if you want to?#they're both just puffing their chests out at this point lol

TEXT 🛀 GIGHAM

Gigi: What are you going to do, get Queen Elsa to attack Hades? Learn to fly?

Gigi: You know that YOU thinking a girl is bangable isn't a compliment to her, right? It's just another example of you being creepy. Your opinion matters less than literally anything else I can imagine, I just thought you should know so you can stop deluding yourself.

Graham: You don't have to assist me, you know. I promise I'll get it accomplished in good time, you don't have to rush to get your Graham-prize.

Graham: I know my own worth, Georgina, even if you try to treat me as if I'm the gum stuck underneath your perfectly pointed toe on your beautiful heeled shoe.

#text #text:gigi #asugigi

TEXT 💪 HERKHAM

Herk: Get them going where? I'm trying to get people to COME and see, to COME to my Insta page, not GO!

Graham: Are you not a sexually active man? You should know these things; if you don't, I'm not sure I can work under these conditions!

#text #text:herkie #asuherkie

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