“Not even Shia believes in you.”
“Sorry I don’t remember summoning a little bitch.”
“WHY DID YOU PUNCH MY TIT?!”
“There are things you just don’t do… you did number 1 on that list.”
“IS THAT A _______ REFERENCE?!”
“Don’t you dare judge me while sitting on a fucking pumpkin.”
“No I asked Santa for a blonde bitch, not fucking strawberry blonde, thanks.”
“Bye to your head, don’t worry it was ugly anyways.”
“Or I could just do this-” *shoots your dick*
“OH THAT’S WHAT THIS IS GONNA BE!”
“God made a mistake when he made you.”
“I was all nice and he tried to take my balloon what the shit.”
“OH THAT’S THAT ONE PERSON WITH THE THING!”
“No, you ain’t Luke, and I am NOT your father bye.”
“COMMENCE THE VERY DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE BACKGROUND OF THIS STORY!”
“WHY DOES THAT COME OUT LIKE THAT?!”
“They see me ROLLIN’, they DON’T GIVE A SHIT~! I’M A LOSER PLEASE LOVE ME!”
“Whoa…. I think I just lost weight how quickly all the interest just left my body.”
“So are we gay or bicurious that line with the kids these days is so blurred.”
“SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! I think I just heard a dog.”
“Why does he hate the kitchen so much? Is he a fuckboy or is it the freaky ass maid?”
“IF YOU LOVE ME YOU’LL SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!”
“Why does Jesus let someone as ugly as you live?”
“I WILL THROW MY DOG’S SHIT AT YOU BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU DESERVE FROM ME!”
“I snuck killed you so hard the creator himself felt it.”
“I kill his family and suddenly he’s soooo cooperative WHAT WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO?!”
“This is why you’re a failure to everyone including yourself.”
“Why does everyone drown in this I don’t get it.”
“SYMBOLISM? SYMBOLISM? SYMBOLISM!”
“MY DAD WANTS TO ADD ME TO HIS FREAK SHOW JESUS WHY?!”
“I can’t believe what a corny little asshole you are.”
“Is that me? Ew I look like a fucker.”
“Why is there drool on the ceiling? DROOL IS BAD I REPEAT! DROOL. IS. BAD!”
“You remind me of a word… it’s called ‘unnecessary’.”
“Is that what I think it is or have I lost my fucking noodles too.”
“THIS IS A MAZE OF DEATH!”
“No I do NOT want to look at that, that’s the poem bullshit no.”
“Who mislead them so terribly that they actually think I care?”
“Okay, but you’re disgusting so your opinion is nothing to me.”
“Why does every girl get sexually harassed at some point in these transactions?”
“WHERE IS MY GHOST FRIEND COME BACK PLEASE I WILL MAKE YOU GHOST CAKE!”
“Not symmetrical enough for you?! Fuck your OCD then.”
“Is the spotlight going to kill me? Aw… I quite like being in the spotlight.”
“I swear if someone is slapping something in my castle I’m going to fucking murder them.”
“NO NO NO NO NO- oh that’s a nice design.”
“I HATE YOU! No, no, I actually don’t. Well, I do hate you… I love you from a distance.”
“Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to stab people’s eyes out with scissors?”
“Bitch is a super basic insult, try again.”
“Are we?! Are we? Are you…? Are we a thing?”
“Thanks for saving me right as I die you fucking duck face bitch.”
“OH SO IT ONLY WORKS WHEN IT’S SCRIPTED NOT WHEN I NEED IT, I GOTCHA!”
“Masturbation is probably a more valid option.”
“CAN SHE SEE ME?! WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS SUCH A LIE.”
“That didn’t even hit me stop LYING TO ME.”
“Hit the lady made of lightning with lightning, that’ll kill her totally.”
“I just wanted to come out and fuck bitches, but now this had to happen.”
“If they think this is going to keep me imprisoned, then they obviously don’t know that I’m the protagonist in this story.”
“If I didn’t have decent impulse control, I would have called you a cunt there. TOO BAD, I HAVE BAD IMPULSE CONTROL, YOU’RE A CUUUUUUUUUNT!”
“That’s cool, but who hurt you so badly that you had to go out and do that?”
“Haters gonna hate hate hate hate, I’m just gonna shoot shoot shoot, shoot your head, shoot your head.”
“If I learned anything from Barney it’s that you’re a dickwad and a half.”
“EW I’M STANDING ON BRAIN GOOP EW EW EW!”
“I use electroshock therapy to make my gun be able to hold more bullets…. seems legit.”
“I spend 357 FUCKING days with her and they are just gonna do that, OKAY THEN!”
“She fucking edited my memories like I was a fucking PSD in Photoshop what the FUCK?!”
“Dream, drop, go fuck yourself!”
“Lady in reeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED OH MY GOD THE PAINTING CAME A-FUCKING-LIVE WHAT THE SHIT?!”
“Stop talking to me, I just want to bash your head in with this brick.”
“You can tell that I’m a detective because I drink and have a dead child.”
“Oh it’s you. I was kind of praying you died back there.”
“I WILL GOGO YUBARI YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THIS SHIT OKAY!”
“HER DEATH WAS ONLY A PLOT DEVICE?! WHAT THE HELL I LIKED HER!”
“You know what your problem is? You’ve been reduced to a joke, but you don’t have to take it out on me, another joke.”
“That would be a valid argument, but I hate you so…”
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