harbiingerofdestruction:
     â Excuse me I am a fuck mothering vampire I killed a lot of people to earn that title and                                   deserve to be called such. â
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@corleoniis
 harbiingerofdestruction:
     â Excuse me I am a fuck mothering vampire I killed a lot of people to earn that title and                                   deserve to be called such. â
Gets off from working two weeks straight
Immediately catches bronchitisÂ
My life
â---Donât look at me I only came because I heard there was going to be food.â
you are literally your muse.
the best compliment for canon roleplayers. (via regen-frau)
Hello there!
This an indie blog for Erd Gin and if you would so kindly as reblog or like this post if you are an active Attack on Titan blog and I will check you out!
corleoniis âliked for the thing
           âDo you think we will be ready by the next expedition?â
â---Is that a serious question?â
                     At the end of the dayÂ
                        Iâm walking with the heart ofÂ
                                 a lion.
tfw ur muse needs the d
 ââItâs like nothing has changed     but everything has changed.â
                     At the end of the dayÂ
                        Iâm walking with the heart ofÂ
                                 a lion.
me walking into the depths of hell:Â á( á )á
strifebringer , unholybloodshed , wcrshipper
 ââItâs like nothing has changed     but everything has changed.â
Things I Have Said While Gaming Part 2
innsania:
âNot even Shia believes in you.â âSorry I donât remember summoning a little bitch.â âWHY DID YOU PUNCH MY TIT?!â âThere are things you just donât do⊠you did number 1 on that list.â âIS THAT A _______ REFERENCE?!â âDonât you dare judge me while sitting on a fucking pumpkin.â âNo I asked Santa for a blonde bitch, not fucking strawberry blonde, thanks.â âBye to your head, donât worry it was ugly anyways.â âOr I could just do this-â *shoots your dick* âOH THATâS WHAT THIS IS GONNA BE!â âGod made a mistake when he made you.â âI was all nice and he tried to take my balloon what the shit.â âOH THATâS THAT ONE PERSON WITH THE THING!â âNo, you ainât Luke, and I am NOT your father bye.â âCOMMENCE THE VERY DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE BACKGROUND OF THIS STORY!â âWHY DOES THAT COME OUT LIKE THAT?!â âThey see me ROLLINâ, they DONâT GIVE A SHIT~! IâM A LOSER PLEASE LOVE ME!â âWhoaâŠ. I think I just lost weight how quickly all the interest just left my body.â âSo are we gay or bicurious that line with the kids these days is so blurred.â âSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! I think I just heard a dog.â âWhy does he hate the kitchen so much? Is he a fuckboy or is it the freaky ass maid?â âIF YOU LOVE ME YOUâLL SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!â âWhy does Jesus let someone as ugly as you live?â âI WILL THROW MY DOGâS SHIT AT YOU BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU DESERVE FROM ME!â âI snuck killed you so hard the creator himself felt it.â âI kill his family and suddenly heâs soooo cooperative WHAT WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO?!â âThis is why youâre a failure to everyone including yourself.â âWhy does everyone drown in this I donât get it.â âSYMBOLISM? SYMBOLISM? SYMBOLISM!â âMY DAD WANTS TO ADD ME TO HIS FREAK SHOW JESUS WHY?!â âI canât believe what a corny little asshole you are.â âIs that me? Ew I look like a fucker.â âWhy is there drool on the ceiling? DROOL IS BAD I REPEAT! DROOL. IS. BAD!â âYou remind me of a word⊠itâs called âunnecessaryâ.â âIs that what I think it is or have I lost my fucking noodles too.â âTHIS IS A MAZE OF DEATH!â âNo I do NOT want to look at that, thatâs the poem bullshit no.â âWho mislead them so terribly that they actually think I care?â âOkay, but youâre disgusting so your opinion is nothing to me.â âWhy does every girl get sexually harassed at some point in these transactions?â âWHERE IS MY GHOST FRIEND COME BACK PLEASE I WILL MAKE YOU GHOST CAKE!â âNot symmetrical enough for you?! Fuck your OCD then.â âIs the spotlight going to kill me? Aw⊠I quite like being in the spotlight.â âI swear if someone is slapping something in my castle Iâm going to fucking murder them.â âNO NO NO NO NO- oh thatâs a nice design.â âI HATE YOU! No, no, I actually donât. Well, I  do hate you⊠I love you from a distance.â âDidnât your mother ever teach you not to stab peopleâs eyes out with scissors?â âBitch is a super basic insult, try again.â âAre we?! Are we? Are youâŠ? Are we a thing?â âThanks for saving me right as I die you fucking duck face bitch.â âOH SO IT ONLY WORKS WHEN ITâS SCRIPTED NOT WHEN I NEED IT, I GOTCHA!â âMasturbation is probably a more valid option.â âCAN SHE SEE ME?! WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS SUCH A LIE.â âThat didnât even hit me stop LYING TO ME.â âHit the lady made of lightning with lightning, thatâll kill her totally.â âI just wanted to come out and fuck bitches, but now this had to happen.â âIf they think this is going to keep me imprisoned, then they obviously donât know that Iâm the protagonist in this story.â âIf I didnât have decent impulse control, I would have called you a cunt there. TOO BAD, I HAVE BAD IMPULSE CONTROL, YOUâRE A CUUUUUUUUUNT!â âThatâs cool, but who hurt you so badly that you had to go out and do that?â âHaters gonna hate hate hate hate, Iâm just gonna shoot shoot shoot, shoot your head, shoot your head.â âIf I learned anything from Barney itâs that youâre a dickwad and a half.â âEW IâM STANDING ON BRAIN GOOP EW EW EW!â âI use electroshock therapy to make my gun be able to hold more bulletsâŠ. seems legit.â âI spend 357 FUCKING days with her and they are just gonna do that, OKAY THEN!â âShe fucking edited my memories like I was a fucking PSD in Photoshop what the FUCK?!â âDream, drop, go fuck yourself!â âLady in reeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED OH MY GOD THE PAINTING CAME A-FUCKING-LIVE WHAT THE SHIT?!â âStop talking to me, I just want to bash your head in with this brick.â âYou can tell that Iâm a detective because I drink and have a dead child.â âOh itâs you. I was kind of praying you died back there.â âI WILL GOGO YUBARI YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THIS SHIT OKAY!â âHER DEATH WAS ONLY A PLOT DEVICE?! WHAT THE HELL I LIKED HER!â âYou know what your problem is? Youâve been reduced to a joke, but you donât have to take it out on me, another joke.â âThat would be a valid argument, but I hate you soâŠâ
i try not to sound like an asshole but itâs really hard because i am an asshole
all the headcanon symbols jessy
the mun's interpretation: