hello

I like different things so I got a tumbler

[anotherbummer]

I need these two little freaks to meet

[ashishere0w0]

WHO COULDVE EVERRRR KNOWN THE ROAD WOULD LEAD TO YOU AND ME AND SOUP AND GOONDIS TAKIN ON THE GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cormaccamacho]

Peak

[middle-name-queer]

Listen, if you come back from the dead reanimating your body in the middle of your own funeral and hop out the coffin, it’s only reasonable people are gonna be a little weirded out. You gotta accept this.

[my-dailydreams]

[froggy-having-a-crisis]

LORDS IN BLACK ROTATOR CUFF!!

I'm so proud of it!!

Spinnn (feat. Me being really excited about how this turned out)

Spinning part was made using these charm patterns, though I slightly modified some

Wip pics under cut

[cormaccamacho]

Holy cow that's cool!!

[cormaccamacho]

when does a muffin become a cupcake?

This question has legitimately been bugging me

[crystallizedtwilight]

Sal & Larry as The Black Widow Bride & Hatbox Ghost from the Haunted Mansion ride!

[pyatsfortress]

"Kids today and their Monster Fucking. In the Good Old Days, decent people would have never put up with that!" (Meanwhile in 1947, Danny Kaye starts another day at Monster Fuckers Inc. in the family comedy "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.")

[cormaccamacho]

Just watched it, it was hilarious

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Phantom AU where the universal monsters show up unannounced and decide to move into the basement of the opera house and The Phantom is not™ having it

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

The Phantom, exasperated: Get. Out. Of. My. Tub.

The Creature from the black lagoon: But but the lake is too cold!!

The Phantom:

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Wolfman: Why do I have to sleep outside???

The Phantom: Because you’re bringing FLEAS into my house?

Wolfman: Yah so what Dracula’s a bloodsucker too and you haven’t kicked him out

The Phantom:

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

The Phantom: Wait which one are you, Jekyll or Hyde?

Mr. Hyde: Hyde

The Phantom: Well get your hy-strung ass up and out of my box move.

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

The Phantom: Dear god, what are you, strange creature?

Lon Chaney Phantom: I’m the Phantom.

The Phantom:

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Christine, happily having tea in Erik’s home: So, you’re all friends of Erik!

Frankenstein’s Monster: Yes ma'am.

Christine: Oh how nice! I didn’t know Erik had friends you see. More tea?

Lon Chaney Phantom, shaking: Y-Yes please.

C. Rains Phantom: Don’t be a dweeb.

Lon Chaney Phantom, strained: You’re a dweeb.

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Lon Chaney Phantom: Look at these masks? It’s so small!

C. Rains Phantom: Is that, blush? On the cheeks? Did he paint blush on the cheeks?

The Phantom: Why are we in my room, digging through my things, and leaving my nicely folded clothes all over the floor?

Lon Chaney Phantom: This mask is a joke, it doesn’t even fit my head!

The Phantom: That’s because your head is freakishly large and testicle shaped now get out-

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

The Phantom: *reluctantly knocks on door* Dr. Jekyll?

Dr. Jekyll: Yes?

The Phantom: Please tell Mr. Hyde to stop slaughtering prostitues in my lair.

Dr. Jekyll: …….

The Phantom: I’m being serious I got this one ex police chief up my ass right now and if he thinks I’m luring women to my lair again-

The Phantom: You know what, never mind. Will you pass along that message?

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Dracula: You could bite her.

The Phantom: Excuse me?

Dracula: That girl, the Swedish one? You could bite her.

The Phantom: And….why exactly..would I do that??

Dracula: Because then she’ll be a vampire too, of course!

The Phantom:…..I’m not a vampire.

Dracula: Oh! Forgive me. I thought since you live below the earth and never go outside that meant-

The Phantom: I’m gonna go get the garlic spray again

Dracula: *bat mode on, flies away*

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

The Invisible Man: Erik how do I get into box 5? The door is locked.

The Phantom: Mhmm, that it is. That it is.

The Invisible Man: But, how do I get in?

The Phantom: You don’t. That’s what a locked door means. It means do not do the thing.

The Invisible Man: Lame, I’m gonna climb up there.

The Phantom: If you step one invisible foot in there I’m going to-

The Invisible Man, while climbing: What? What are you gonna do? Drop a chandelier on me?? NEWSFLASH asshole, you already broke the last two!

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Frankenstein, sternly: You two need to start getting along and working through these issues.

The Phantom: He runs around NAKED except for glasses? Everyday?

The Invisible Man: I like to air dry.

The Phantom: Not in this house you don’t.

The Invisible Man: *turns to Frankenstein* Look I’m not gonna take shit from a guy that bedazzles his cape and cries himself to sleep at night. Not happening.

The Phantom:

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Christine: But, why are you sleeping at my house tonight Erik? It’s so quiet-

The Phantom: Oh that sounds lovely. That sounds great. *collapses on couch* If I spend another minute with those pack of-

Wolfman: *kicks down door* SLEEP OVER

Invisible Man: Hey we brought the whole gang hope you don’t mind.

The Phantom, pulling Christine aside: Sweetheart I want you to take this knife and I want you to shove it directly into my ear canal until I lose consciousness and then, I want you to really dig it in some more.

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

The Phantom: I may not be a real monster but do you know how hard it is to be this hideous??

Lon Chaney Phantom:

[swimmingwithfrostturtles]

oh my god 

they were all roommates 

[ladycavalier]

THIS👏IS👏THE👏MOST👏AMAZING👏THING👏I👏EVER👏BEHELD👏ON👏TUMBLR👏

THE HECK WHY AREN’T THERE MORE NOTES

QUICK, SOMEONE IMPORTANT REBLOG THIS

[chris--daae]

Please hire @phantom-of-the-keurig , Universal

[the-phantom-of-the-blog]

Ajjsbdanwqnbswbejwbdmwbdbwdb

[universalisobsessed-deactivated]

Universal is here. You’re hired.

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Omg thank you Mr. Universal Studios what a blessing

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Wow that was a wild who wrote this oh wait MY DUMBASS DID

[what-the-fuck-erik]

Everything about this is beautiful and I love it.

[eriksangel666]

I need this to be an animated TV series

[cormaccamacho]

I want to draw these ideas, oh my god

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: gothic

[skullwaffles]

He looks like he is chronically on reddit, ‘relates’ to the joker, hasn’t washed his hair in three weeks.

Monologues about how there is two wolves inside of him. And he’s so sick of all the stacy’s and chad’s in the world.

He looks like he rubs his hands together and goes, “heheheheh.” all menacingly then tip toes like a scooby doo character.

Says his music taste is unique and out there but he listens to Depeche Mode and Linkin Park

i love him so much i want to soak him in milk and throw him against the wall.

[cormaccamacho]

[kaze-sunfish-kid]

You see this guy on the floor. What do you do?

[cormaccamacho]

[heliomuse]

I really want to DM a campaign that’s based on a series of unfortunate event

Genuinely I would get so fucking into it I’m not even joking. I would write out love letters, make maps, have a sugar bowl as the centrepiece of every session, it would be so much fun. It wouldn’t be an exact copy of the books/tv show (because I wouldn’t want to copy and paste Mr Lemony Snickets work) it would be a bit more like a fanfic. It wouldn’t be as mystical but that would be replaced by interesting puzzles and interactive challenges.

It would be so fun omg

OH YEAH AND ID TOTALLY PLAY AS OLAF AS THE DM!

[cormaccamacho]

WRITING THIS DOWN FOR A FUTURE CAMPAIGN!!!

[threekobolds-in-atrenchcoat]

Me after listening to “Coal eyed birds”

[camthecatchameleon]

sketches ive never posted + sketches that i did, in fact, post, but they got nuked by tumblr and never saw the light of day

[greykolla-art]

Okay enough fluff, BACK TO SUFFERING.

[fnaf-movie-countdown]

100 Days Until the Party!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[cormaccamacho]