average bg3 horny sideblog

i can't fuck Halsin irl so i do it in my imagination also into Karlach, Astarion and being a horny tiefling around Faerûn «donde esté una buena corrida que se quiten los toros» 🚬

[cornamentado]

Welcome!

i'm Álex, @trinity-trouble here and Drakonov on AO3

i spent more money than i'm willing to accept in a pc to play bg3 and thank god because it was my obsession for months and now it's my main fandom

about me:

he/him

sometimes posteo en spanglish, so don't be surprised si hago esto

when i write, it's porn. when it is not, it was probably intended to be

im trying rp a bit too, check my takes on Default Durge

about this blog:

i like bg3

minors DNI

sometimes i act like im a tiefling (i am)

i have a very strict way of tagging in all my blogs, keep reading if you need help about it

have a horny day 🫡

tags

general tags

#bg3

#honor run, #honor (for the moment, just two failed attempts)

race and class specific tags

will be added as i use them

#tiefling

#drow

#elves

#dragonborn

#druids

content

used mainly in reblogs, sometimes i forget them though

#confession (sometimes in plural)

#animation

#gif (some are mine) #gif ideas

#fanfic

#fanart

#screenshots (always in plural, usually refer to my own)

content warnings

i will expand this list as i reblog or post more content that needs warning, but i usually forget them in reblogs

#mpreg

#abo

#whump

#cw: blood

#cw: cannibalism

#cw: incest

#cw: rape

characters names and ship order

i don't use formal ship names, instead i put their short names with an "x" between them, and always in the same order as in this list, for example "#astarion x gale"

#lae'zel - 9th run (honor, failed)

#shadowheart

#karlach - 7th run

#minthara

#tav (may refer to any of my tavs; very rarely to #default tav - 10th run, all classes)

#astarion - 2nd run

#gale of waterdeep

#wyll ravengard - 11th run (honor, failed but finished)

#halsin

#dark urge (i never use "durge" in character x character tags; may refer to #default durge or one of mines) - 4th run

other ships

#karlach x dammon

#alfira x lakrissa

#durgetash (ALWAYS refers to default durge)

#orin x dark urge, #bhaalest (ALWAYS refers to default durge)

#minthara x orin

others' characters and ships

#du drow (#astarion x du drow)

#clover (#clover x halsin)

#carmen

personal tavs (and durges)

i finally made the masterpost. i keep the short list here just for the tags

#tav az (female human 1/4elf sorceress - Wild Magic) - ongoing

#tav ma (female human druid - Circle of the Land) - 5th run

#tav ad (nb transmasc halfelf bard - College of Lore) - 6th run

#durge sc (main durge: male tiefling barbarian - Wild Magic - 1st run)

#durge tg (female halforc ranger - Beast Master - 3rd run)

#durge s (male seldarine drow monk - Way of the Shadow - 8th run)

[sparkl3muffin]

Didn't finish in time but here's my hellspawn mermaids!

[apolladay]

a thought: imagine you make a seemingly classic deal with the fae where in exchange for their help you will owe them your firstborn child. but the trick you're banking on here is that you never planned on having any children at all, ever, because you have no desire whatsoever to become a parent and have never wanted children. consequences?

the fae don't fall for your lie to begin with

the fae twist fate to ensure you DO end up w/ a child somehow

they're pissed bc they can't force it (bad consequences)

they're pissed bc they can't force it (they leave you alone)

they're kinda impressed actually

they simply reverse whatever help they granted you originally

they steal the firstborn child of someone else you know instead

something else I'm too tired to think of rn

idc but I wanna click a button (results)

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

(wouldn't be surprised if this has already been written somewhere, prolly more than once, but the thought just occurred to me outta nowhere and I'm tired & trying to distract myself so. why not!)

disclaimer: didn't include "can't physically have them" as part of the trick bc not being able to doesn't necessarily mean not wanting them, and I'm sure the fae, tricky as they are, would be happy to substitute an adopted child or a youngin' you took under your wing instead of a biological child)

[cornamentado]

holy shit this happened to one of my ocs

[durgeappreciation]

When resisting the Urge, what does your Durge lose emotionally? Or even physically? If they give in, what part of your Durge dies a little?

tagged as ordered via taglist:

@lucretiouswept @mein-liebling @ratchsellsfornax @thepalelawyer @faeriiefire @litsenn @elceewunjo @alliskit @grandninjamasterren @baelthi @knightofbhaal @pursuitseternal @citruskushh @theya-art @perpetualmaladaptivedaydream @alrendriablaze @thenugking @elandra-beltharys @bongbubbles @galedickarios @echoechowhiskey @elandra-beltharys @ratchsellsfornax @junoswritingpit @alstromeri-a @dutifullylazybread @dragonsbone

[blackwelliath]

"Hands go in the pockets when they're acting badly. Indulging is an immense relief to me, which is the problem. The other problem is that most indulgences have consequences beyond anything mental of physical. Lost assets. It's not something I can afford since I built this operation from nothing.

I've found ways to manage it."

Vash takes a drag from his cigar and crosses his legs in his office chair as a very concerned reporter stares back at him.

[cornamentado]

Maya put down the last print of the Baldur's Mouth Gazette.

Hmm.

She looked down. Pictured, a tall muscular tiefling with large horns and a severe case of murderous resting face, traversed on the right by a long scar, clad in dark clothes, smoking while sitting back.

Behind the newspaper, he looked at her husband, up and down.

"What?"

She pursed her lips. "What do you gain, by holding back?" Sofócrono frowned, and she explained herself, lifting the newspaper. "This man, he resists because he has a plan. Why do you do it? What do you lose if you don't?"

He looked at her in obviousness.

"Don't you dare put the kids or us as an excuse, you heard us cheering when the councillor appeared dead and half eaten, and we all know who did it." She put the newspaper aside and comfronted him directly. "So why?"

He gritted his teeth, and finally gave her an answer.

"The aftermath, having to walk back here, covered in blood." He wasn't looking at her while saying this, instead breathing deep, imagining, remembering himself in that situation. "It's satisfying, empties my mind, swells me with fulfillment, with pride, with-"

"With lust, yes, I know." She mocked with a smirk, and he huffed at that, but both quickly got serious. "But?"

He shallowed thick. "But every time it happens I fear it's the last I'm doing it by my own volition."

Maya understood, very well in fact. Maya had seen what he meant with her own eyes.

"I resist so I can indulge." He explained. "I could resist losing you, maybe even the kóri Gods forbid it, but not myself. Not again."

She breathed deep, taking in his words, ready to say something comforting to him, but she was too late about it.

"Now pass me the crosswords before you keep fantazing with that tief." He gestured to the newspaper.

"You're an asshole!" She kicked him with it. but otherwise complied, before keeping on reading the article.

[not-a-bad-dragon]

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

[durgeappreciation]

What would it mean to refuse Bhaal?

tagged as ordered via taglist:

@lucretiouswept @mein-liebling @ratchsellsfornax @thepalelawyer @faeriiefire @litsenn @elceewunjo @alliskit @grandninjamasterren @baelthi @knightofbhaal @pursuitseternal @citruskushh @theya-art @perpetualmaladaptivedaydream @alrendriablaze @thenugking @elandra-beltharys @bongbubbles @galedickarios @echoechowhiskey @elandra-beltharys @ratchsellsfornax @junoswritingpit @alstromeri-a @dutifullylazybread @dragonsbone

[cornamentado]

"Doing the logical thing?" Sofócrono grunted.

Tero looked at him, completely unimpressed.

"What? The man's never been the brightest of gods..." Even with his eyes closed and giving zero fucks about everything, Sofócrono had the energy to frown at the reminder of Bhaal. "Wanting everyone to he dead and at the same time fucking and wanting your spawns to fuck everything that moves? Pick a struggle..."

Tero chuckled, and relaxed back as well. "And how to forget the genius move of 'murder everyone, including, especially, my own worshippers' thing?"

"Fucking shit gods, why the lamest of them had to be our ancestor..." Sofócrono groaned.

"Because a bhaalspawn before you fucked your mother." Tero messed with him. "And you're not to talk, you put another two in this world."

That actually made Sofócrono open his eyes, getting serious, and Tero feared she had gone too far.

"Look, S, I-"

"You're right, you celibate ass." He mocked, after all, as he sat up. "At least in my line no one fucked an orc."

"Ha ha, so funny." The half-orc she was replied in irony, although she hoped her comment didn't actually bother him. "Sometimes I wonder if Bhaal himself fucked the orc." While with joking tone, her question had been present in her mind for years now, since they both knew their origins.

But Sofócrono's mind, just as she feared, was now occupied by her previous words.

"Brother?"

He grunted again. "Do you think they would?" He finally asked, serious. "Refuse Bhaal, if he tries getting control of them, like he did to us?"

Tero's hand on the fishing rod wavered, but she kept herself firm.

"We'll be there to help them, if that ever comes to pass." It was not the first time she pronounced those words, and they carried just as much of a promise as the first time. "They're not alone, not like..."

"Not like we were.*

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[polyamorousmood]

Poly! Friendly! Mindset!!!

[scalycat]

OC checkpoint because I'm curious... What's the physical trait you like the most on your OC's face? A little detail you love paying attention to when you draw them. Their face just doesn't feel complete until you've added that thing. Tell me

[arianiziolek]

What's your playthrough's body count?

[imperial-agent]

gith and her dragonborn [full]

[thedorkurge]

The more i play/write default Durge, the funnier custom Durge designs seem to me.

Dragonborn Durge is a weapon.

He is mortal enough to walk this plane, and he looks humanoid enough to live among its people, but every part of him is made to kill. He is obviously different from most people around him. He is the color of bone and blood, encased in armor and claws, made for only one purpose. He is physical and magical strength in one. No baldurian will have enough experience with dragonborn to notice if anything is off, but he's still implicitly other. A dragonborn among humans, a stranger among dragonborn, a divine abomination among mortals. He is the beauty of murder, not meant for gentle touches and kind expressions.

And this is my other Durge. Some guy.

[foxs0x]

WIP is Getting there…

It’s been like 2 years since I last did fanart of The Dark Urge, omg

[durgeappreciation]

Does your Durge see themselves as a monster trying to be good or a good soul being punished?

tagged as ordered via taglist:

@lucretiouswept @mein-liebling @ratchsellsfornax @thepalelawyer @faeriiefire @litsenn @elceewunjo @alliskit @grandninjamasterren @baelthi @knightofbhaal @pursuitseternal @citruskushh @theya-art @perpetualmaladaptivedaydream @alrendriablaze @thenugking @elandra-beltharys @bongbubbles @galedickarios @echoechowhiskey @elandra-beltharys @ratchsellsfornax @junoswritingpit @alstromeri-a @dutifullylazybread

[cornamentado]

Sofócrono stopped altogether to look at her.

Azar looked back at him, blinking, waiting for an answer.

"Do you think I'm a monster?" His voice, while measured, betrayed some concern.

But Azar knew him too well to reply to that. "I didn't ask myself, I asked you."

Yeah, fair.

Sofócrono actually had to stop to think about it. Then, his face sombered a bit, as he kept on sanding the wardrobe.

"I've always been rewarded for my violence, so I can hardly be a 'punished good soul'." That much they both knew, as Azar looked into her hands as well. "Neither have I repented from using it, not even when I... lost control."

His voice trailed off, his mind travelling to a past Azar only knew a small glimpse of, but that she could very well relate to it, crossing her arms. When she had asked, she hadn't expect it to affect her too.

"Did they deserve it?" She asked.

She was too smart for both their goods.

He didn't even stop working as he negated with his head. A silence extended, and Azar thought her question would be left unanswered, until he did.

"That's what makes me a monster." He finally talked, and Azar looked up. "Not wanting to be better."

Azar looked down again, thinking. She snapped her fingers, a flame appearing on them, with all the luck that a second one appeared randomly right besides it. She smiled lightly, in irony.

"But you have your strength under control."

Sofócrono looked back at her, frowning, wondering what had gotten into her. "You've seen me ram a customer down his own stairs for not paying, kóra," he gestured towards the wardrobe he was fixing, "and doing it consciously and gladly. Do you think that's better or worse?"

She kept playing with the flame in her hands. "What would you prefer me to do? Burning down a house on purpose or out of control?"

Fuck.

The worst part, he thought, is that he couldn't answer 'not burning a house down at all', because he and she, both knew that could very well come to happen someday.

He turned back to the wardrobe. "On purpose. Always."

She nodded lightly. Then, she put out the flames on her hand and jumped off the desk she had been sitting on.

"If I end up a monster, I hope I'll be one like you, Dad."

Sofócrono sighed, but ultimately smirked. He really was a monster.

"Will you handle the customer first, at least?"

Azar nodded enthusiastically.

"And if I can't, you can always ram them!"

He snorted. A very, very bad monster.

[cornamentado]

whod be interested in a bg3 walkthrough story through the eyes of an unhinged 16yo sorcerer with more overconfidence than magic and more familiars than overconfidence

[tastefulstars]

halsin kneeling, naked and hard, in front of you, a scrap of cloth tied around his head, gagging him. the cloth dampens with his spit and drool until its leaking as he rocks his hips into the air, trying to get friction from nothing while you sit there admiring his sweaty desperation.

[darkurgediaries]

New art from Thanomluk on X 🤍 I am completely obsessed and forever thankful!!

[cornamentado]

why is there suddenly a surge of bg3 digital photography in my tl you people be making me want to play the game again