shitta ya panst

they/them

[targetedknowledge]

[somacruz]

I like when people repost that screenshot of the video that’s like “30 times the glass was not strong enough” because it reminds me of a time when my friend and I watched the whole video start to finish together and every single time the glass broke we would say “ah, the glass was not strong enough.” We weren’t even laughing

[captain-price-returns]

Los Angeles area gangsters fighting for Assad in Syria, 2014

I bring up this video periodically to normal people and they dont believe me

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

[argumate]

“unalive me? are you regarded??” had that stuck in my head for days now 😮‍💨

[betterbooktitles]

[bgm05]

Just fucked a whole load of sex

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[brotherglasses]

[tamamita]

They have yet to prove my existence

[petulantpony]

tumblr staff doesnt take bribes to delete trans women (anymore) bc they do it for fun and no extra pay

[targetedknowledge]

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[probuccalfat]

people sent me death threats for this one

[badassdemonsword]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

the amazing