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Dark-Iowa Resident, Matt Mercer
@mordredbi

if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

izzy's playlists!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
will byers stan first human second
d e v o n
noise dept.
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@cornbreadlives
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Dark-Iowa Resident, Matt Mercer
@mordredbi
you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep
hope youre okay
A corn moodboard for @imaginarycornfarmer and @sentientviolets
Happy Fourth of July to all of you poor excuses for citizens
THE CORN
me: im not emo anymore
playlist: black dress-
me: WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH I GOT THE BREATH OF A LAST CIGARETTE ON MY TEETH AND SHE'S AN ACTRESS (ACTRESS) BUT SHE AIN'T GOT NO NEED SHE'S GOT MONEY FROM HER PARENTS AND A TRUST FUND BACK EAST T-T-T-TONGUES (TONGUES) ALWAYS PRESSED TO YA CHEEK. WHILE MY TONGUE IS ON THE INSIDE OF SOME OTHER GIRL'S TEETH. SO TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND (BOYFRIEND) IF HE SAYS HE'S GOT BEEF, THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKIN SCAREDA HIM-
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: it's 2 am and I can't stop thinking about the Pied Piper. Initially i thought it was just an old faerie tale but i've been reading up on it and it turns out that at some point in the town of Hamelin, a bunch of children really did go missing all at once in fact a stained glass window in the local church in 1300 was made to tell the story AND Hamelin's written history literally BEGINS in 1384 with the sentence "it is 100 years since our children left." There are a ton of theories about what the piper could actually represent but historians are pretty much convinced that something did take away children en masse in the 1200s in Hamelin and to this day we still use the phrase "it's time to pay the piper." When will we pay him? Who was he???? Like okay I see the theories but what if some flute paying faerie really just led a bunch of kids away in 1284 I cannot get over this.
Did you guys know this exists? I’m disturbed and intrigued at the same time.
I’ll never let go Cob! *give credit if used*
As her love froze to death she whispered one last thing to him “I’m a cannibal.”
me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :))
me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing*
me:
1 of my poems
IT’S TIME
Botanical Spirit Banishing
The following plants allegedly make malevolent spirits feel unwelcome: juniper, maize corn, mugwort, Saint John’s Wort, vervain, wormwood, and yarrow. Keep living plants near your home or any area that needs protection, or hang these dried botanicals near doors and windows as amulets.
(from The Element Encyclopedia of 5,000 Spells by Judika Illes)