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old fart doing engineer things - nonbinary - philly

[chimkinnuget]

My latest creation

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[brucebocchi]

two years later and BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened

[catchymemes]

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[mermaidenmystic]

"She laid him upon the warm sand." ~ Helen Jacobs (British illustrator, 1888-1970)

[urgetocreate]

Adam Clague (American b.1984), Glowing Citrus, 2026, Oil on board

[unusual-suspects]

[redeyedmadhatter]

😳🖤🥀

[easel-eisel]

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[clearestbluest]

<3

[shining-bewear]

[chai-penguin]

On Isolation

[chai-penguin]

[theconcealedweapon]

[sorrrowfull]

[disc80s]

x

[wanderingswampbeast]

Two in the pink pony club, one in the stink pony club

[wanderingswampbeast]

God would not want this to be found

[guerrillatech]

[startledoctopus]

obviously we should care because literally no one should be in ICE detention. but. if you need an argument to give someone who will never agree with that a reason to oppose what they're doing, here's one.