genderfucked village idiot

kal - any prns but they - the absolute worst version of myself - ask me to make lists of anything please ill go bonkers for fuckin yonkers

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imagine using tumblr for something other than shitposting anyways welcome im mentally ill and will be showing up here to say anything and everything so jump ship now :)

hi its me six hours later, deciding to edit this to actually tell you some information on who i am

name is kal !?

i use any pronouns but they. all neos are a fucking go for it

happily unlabeled bc defining myself is hard

i have adhd out the oiseau so id like to apologize for anything you see here in advance

message me if you want my rentry <3

dont enjoy your stay fuckers

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What yo favorite color? Mines purple but like a lilac 🌷

(I’m aware that’s a tulip (I think))

no way i am also a super big fan of purple!!! but i also am also a big fan of blues and whatnot, specifically turquoise-y blues

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to the guy in my physics class who took pity on me not knowing where the vatican city was in todays globle: i love you

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remembers tumblr exists recommends this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWqV2VY9-xw

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vent momento

being back at home for the holidays. whata. fucking yippe

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meow

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queer

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guys im 90% sure he has a frog in his mouth that he wont let me see.

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dont waste ur time on me ur already the voice inside my eadddd

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Hey girl I trapped your boyfriend in a poll. don't worry he'll be fine, he just needs to outrun the tsunami. sorry

🌊🌊🌊

🚣

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

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LET HIM DIE

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what's ur fav tarot card? mines prob strength

wheel of fortune i think!!!

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I JUST HIT 100 POSTS ARENT I A FANCY FUCKIN FELLA

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more pronouns hehehe

up next we have!!!

TIME PRONOUNS:

clock/clockself tick/tickself tock/tockself face/faceself hands/handself watch/watchself min/minute/minuteself hour/hourself sec/second/secondself week/weekself mon/month/monthself year/yearself rev/revolut/revolution/revolutionself ana/analog/analogself digi/digital/digitalself mech/mechanical/mechanicalself gear/gearself ti/time/timeself chrono/chronoself am/amself pm/pmself dial/dialself hourglass/hourglasself cleps/clepsydra/clepsydraself in/infin/infinity/infinityself et/eter/eternal/eternity/eternalself gen/gener/generation/generationself

mon/monday/mondayself tue/tues/tuesday/tuesdayself wed/wednes/wednesday/wednesdayself thur/thurs/thursday/thursdayself fri/friday/fridayself sat/satur/saturday/saturdayself sun/sunday/sundayself jan/janu/january/januaryself feb/febru/february/februaryself mar/march/marchself april/aprilself may/mayself jun/june/juneself jul/july/julyself aug/augus/august/augustself sep/sept/septem/september/septemberself oct/octo/october/octoberself nov/novem/november/novemberself dec/decem/december/decemberself

ANYWAYS REQUESTS OF PRONOUNS R ALWAYS OPEN :DD

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me when my babys attachment style is quantum entanglement

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dont you want to become a cult leader? since the death of god, theres been a vacancy open. you can fill that void.

h e r e s h o w : )

[anonymousalchemist]

When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

[anonymousalchemist]

oh goddamn it this is getting notes cmon guys

I AM CASTING CHAIN LIGHTNING ON ANYONE WHO REBLOGS

[flagellant]

Reblog to chain lightning onto your followers!!! :D

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you are all very welcome

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Ep ome of seasom 9was where i started them i worked back to seasom 6

there are. seasons???? my brain gonna be. not focus enough for that unfortunately ^^' reminds me of when i got to like. episode 7 of critical role and then promptly gave up lmao