Ugh, Srsly, ugh.

God I'm lazy.

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Nissan Harlecube, 2009. A special edition of the third edition Cube

[fantastic-car-mods-daily]

FUCK. YES. this is what im fucking TALKING about

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[goldensunset]

the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)

what happens to you

i am so dead

i need to go to the hospital

maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end

i’m totally fine

i’m totally fine and i’m happy

my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it

n/a

Voting ended onJan 11

assume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life

[corneliusmann]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[shencomix]

[waffle-meringue]

Girl Crush — a multifandom femslash fanvid

OMG, you look so cute in my skin! 💖

Made for the Woman’s Place […is in the Resistance] vid auction for the National Network of Abortion Funds. Cross-posted on AO3.

[itpiercesskin]

Like a Renaissance trading family, I am turning my precarious temporary financial stability into lasting cultural influence by commissioning great artworks. And posting these cringe commissions on main, obviously!

Behold, a brand new fanvid by talented sibling duo Tafadhali and periru3. Created at my request, tailored to my tastes in fandom. If I am not stopped I may buy a church to fill to with erotic images of God or hire a songwriter for a ballad about my Sonic OC?!

Anyway, my request was a meta vid using a song from Crazy Ex Girlfriend, and they’ve offered this exploration of the jealous yet gay side of horror.

[corneliusmann]

Shit bro, a fanvid I'm all about. Congrats.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Hey if you google “a really little frog” you can just look at pictures of really little frogs. Hope this helps.

[corneliusmann]

Huge if true.

[a-book-of-creatures]

The lowland streaked tenrec is one of the most creatures in existence

[hemipelagicdredger]

oh my goodness, that creature is certainly very

[corneliusmann]

[jame7t]

I put on the maid outfit and I make your house messier

[lowgardn]

[corneliusmann]

You told me to come to your home, so I jizzed everywhere.

[sangpires]

on a scale of mei to retsuko how red panda are you

[bmblboop]

Encanto Textposts

Bonus Bruno:

[whitemourning]

what soup ingredient are you.. options include garlic carrot potato corn and a secret option 🌽🍅🥔🍲🥕🧅🧄

[whitemourning]

glad to see that we are all loving the soup 🥰🥄

[corneliusmann]

despite everything, you’re a sweet person inside. maybe not on the outside, maybe not on the first layer or the second but there’s a kindness inside of you (or maybe just anxiety rip) that prevents you from walking past litter on the ground without guilt.

[theowlburrow]

Combee 🐝

[corneliusmann]

Fuck that's cute

[heavensickness]

colllection

[boeing-787]

[lilabard]

reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.

[lezbianz]

freak in the streets completely normal guy in the sheets. i walk outside and people go “oh my god what is wrong with you” and i also only enjoy 100% vanilla sex

[animusrox]

Rubber (2010) dir. Quentin Dupieux

Plot: A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.