please be nice to me

she/her

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Cannot wait for another round in the stormy romance of those two 😌

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The first time Lestat calls Louis “Lou” on screen is gonna hit like Tyson in 1997

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Season three of iwtv is for the gooners

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NEW TRAILER DROPPED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! SUICIDE POSTPONED!!!!!!!!

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i'm reading queen of the damned for the first time. Why did no one tell me that anne rice diluted crack into her pen when she was writing the devil's minion chapter???? That shit is highly addictive!!!!

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I'm back because we are so fucking back. If god hates loustat why do we keep winning. I want them messy I want them crazy but most of all I want them on my screen STAT

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Samantha…

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I believe In the Power Of Manifestation. I’ve Willed Gold Chain tank top Louis Into My life. I await for the Confirmation of Lestat in a French Cut Thong with Bated Breath. Slut These Men Out for Me Pretty Please

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At the end of the tvl book when Lestat and Louis see each other again louis talks about how he found community in “vampire bars” in san Francisco which is a thinly veiled metaphor for gay bars. What that means to me is that I want Lestat to be telling the worst parts of his life to daniel and then we HARD cut to Louis on G shaking ass in a club somewhere, with three baddies beside him.

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“And at that point mr. Molloy, abandoned by my own mother, who i had made in my own image, I roamed this earth aimless, looking for an answer to these burning questions in my soul.” hard cut to “ITS 7 PM FRIDAY!!! IT’S 95 DEGREES! I AINT GOT NO”

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If the rumours are correct and louis owns a gay club I’m printing this post and mailing it to all of toronto

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It’s my princess’ 264th birthday. Here’s my Lestat playlist. You can shake ass while you cry

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At the end of the tvl book when Lestat and Louis see each other again louis talks about how he found community in “vampire bars” in san Francisco which is a thinly veiled metaphor for gay bars. What that means to me is that I want Lestat to be telling the worst parts of his life to daniel and then we HARD cut to Louis on G shaking ass in a club somewhere, with three baddies beside him.

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“And at that point mr. Molloy, abandoned by my own mother, who i had made in my own image, I roamed this earth aimless, looking for an answer to these burning questions in my soul.” hard cut to “ITS 7 PM FRIDAY!!! IT’S 95 DEGREES! I AINT GOT NO”

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At the end of the tvl book when Lestat and Louis see each other again louis talks about how he found community in “vampire bars” in san Francisco which is a thinly veiled metaphor for gay bars. What that means to me is that I want Lestat to be telling the worst parts of his life to daniel and then we HARD cut to Louis on G shaking ass in a club somewhere, with three baddies beside him.

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Has anyone edited nickistat to The Ballad Of Lucy Grey Baird? ? When season 3 comes out I know im gonna see one and die dead

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I knoooow in my heart of hearts that Luis du lac is the biggest meg thee stallion fan. He’s a hottie, he’s in that dubai penthouse blasting Cocky Af and pondering to himself “ yes… he did hear im creole therefore thinking i might know voodoo. Indeed , i will twist their asses up like a noodle. Fascinating”

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Since I’m brasilian and no longer can be on twitter, please keep me updated. Not on the daily discourse, but if someone makes a funny sex joke please.

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guess i'm a liar who lies, because I forgot to post like 3 of those when i made the last post, so I had to go dip into the archives for some of these. I cannot find these without sharing them, it is the cross I carry,

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here's another one. shout out to my freak my weirdos my psychos. Ty for the laughs helping me thru this hard time in my life. I'm deleting twitter until season 3 comes out