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[catchymemes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ju4ncito-deactivated20230804]

life is crazy im losing the idgaf war

[geniusoflove]

i cannot get mad at myself for not being good at answering texts and dms n emails n returning phone calls when i know in my heart that human beings were never meant to receive this much correspondence. even half as much would make you a busy person. like its ridiculous what we’re all doing to each other. smash your phones

[anexperimentallife]

[porterr-robinson]

[milktop]

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[mojav]

They need to make 😔 this emoji with 🤠this hat

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[skulltulacorpse]

when they say yeehaw but don’t ask haw yee

[panrophantic]

[nuka-rockit]

depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter

me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine

[languages-are-my-second-home]

french person: *speaks french*

me, crying: how do you do that with your mouth

[heathicorn]

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

[faggottt]

90% of my day is me being nervous

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[jerkin2urvoice]

[shock]

list of bastards

1. my dad

2. god

3. my dad

4. my dad

[fma09]