[weedltd]

[austinmeowdodge]

[animalsnaps]

date a guy that says things like: drive safe text me when ur home let’s hang out w ur fam please be careful how was ur day im so proud of u

@therelatabletexts (via therelatabletexts)

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[imakethebeatgobooom]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

People inspire you or they drain you. Pick them wisely.

Hans F. Hansen (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[purematte]

[bookshelves-and-brightlights-de]

This is truly a historic year. We’re either going to elect a woman, a Jew, the Zodiac Killer, or the start of the Fourth Reich.

[comeatmebra]

[keeefii-deactivated20160823]

[mistomaxo]

be careful

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That’s what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.

Jim Morrison (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[jazeth]

me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up

[just-shower-thoughts]

The words ‘good’ and 'evil’ are both a letter from 'god’ and 'devil’

[fyp-philosophy]

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.

Desmond Tutu (via fyp-philosophy)

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[quotesilyke]

People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear.

The Curious Savage (John Patrick)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m surprised there isn’t a team of male scientists dedicated to finding a better way to check the male prostate