I like Star Wars. A Lot.

Seeing-eye man for a retired, blind werewolf. Failed writer/artist of Nonstop Pop! and Limboo. A founding member of the Ghostbusters of BC. http://nonstop-pop.com

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[geoffreytoday]

I am 47 years old. I have lived on my own for the past 27 years. I still require instructions every time I have to put the duvet cover back on. YouTube was a real boon to me on the duvet front. I don't know why this procedure refuses to stick in my brain. I certainly do it enough, yet every time I try to do it without instructions, I fuck it up.

[pikestaff]

I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[geoffreytoday]

I was looking back through my favourites playlist on YouTube, and found the first video I ever favourited:

18 years later, and it's probably still my favourite YouTube video.

[thegeekstressart]

So um… THE VOID DECK is now available on my website. 😬

Check it out here

Thank you for all of your support, friends! I don’t think I ever would have made it here without the kind words and encouragement from you all.

There’s still so much more ahead, but for now I just want to say thank you. 💛

A few notes…

International shipping is unfortunately pretty pricy for some locations these days (I’m shipping from MI, USA), I am looking for more affordable options but I am already using a number of the biggest carriers so this is the best I can get right now.

If you’re in the SE Michigan area, you may see me and the voids at some markets and shows in the area this fall! If you’d like me to attend a specific event - let me know! I’m still filling out the schedule 😉

And finally, if you have any other questions, please feel free to reach out!

[geoffreytoday]

I bought a deck for myself, and for a pal of mine down in Seattle. Looking forward to having them in hand :)

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[no-siema-co-tam]

i am dead for sure but i get to witness a diva-off our galaxy hasn't experienced before nor shall experience again

[geoffreytoday]

Home invasion.

[geoffreytoday]

My yard is full of little lizards just running around doing lizard stuff. I like watching them from my kitchen window. I know they're an invasive species, but it's hard to care when I'm watching them be little goofballs.

[runraerun]

This but make it domestic Spirk:

[eldar-of-zemlya]

Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD

✨ Full size on AO3 ✨

[sheepydraws]

[geoffreytoday]

Sweet relief

For over 30 years there has been a lyric in my head which I could not find the source of. It was maddening. Worse, I hadn't heard it from the source, but rather had heard someone singing/saying it just out in the world, so I had no idea if it was truly from somewhere, or just an invention of that random person.

Also, since I had heard it only once, second hand, I had this ear worm slightly wrong. Not wrong enough to be unrecognizable to the original, but enough that the advent of the internet and online searches failed to solve the mystery. And I continued to try over the years, hoping that someday I'd be cured.

What I thought I heard was just an endless repetition of a name:

Mister Tamboliny, Mister Don Tamboliny.

Today, randomly on the Dropout reddit of all places, I was cured. Not just cured, but I was even gifted the true origin of this brain worm that has haunted my memory for the past 35ish years.

So, some of you may have easily known that this was a misheard lyric, perhaps by me or perhaps by the person I head singing it when I was a kid, from Del the funky homosapien's track "Mistadobalina". And Del's track was inspired by The Monkees track "Zilch" from their 3rd album (the first album they got to write and play on themselves) Headquarters.

The real lyric is: Mister Dobalina, Mister Bob Dobalina.

I know this is probably of no interest to anyone, but I need to write it down so I don't forget it myself. I can not return to the hell of Mister Tamboliny, Mister Don Tamboliny.

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[oneheadtoanother]

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[geoffreytoday]

I almost forgot. One of the trailers before Supergirl was the most absurdly egocentric thing I've ever seen. It was this looong compilation of Tom Cruise covering his entire career. I had no idea what it was initially. I assumed some kind of tribute or documentary or something? And then the reveal came that this was a "trailer" for a new comedy he's staring in called Digger.

The design language was definitely trying to evoke Kubrick, specifically Dr. Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb. I dunno, I think the 2 and a half minute fellating of Cruise's career in a 3 minute and 12 second trailer (I checked on YouTube) was probably in poor taste. That might have flown in the late 90s when Cruise was still a big deal, but it's 2026 and the age of the movie star has been well dead for a while now.

I'm not gonna post a link, but if you're curious you won't have trouble finding it on YouTube. It's absurd.

[geoffreytoday]

Caught the late show of Supergirl tonight. It was fun. Certainly not worthy of being a flop. I'd go see it again.

Before the show, there was an Imax brand trailer, as per usual with Imax. This was a new one to me, and it was bad. Like, I would not be surprised if it had been written by AI, that level of bad.

"Every frame remastered" ... what? That doesn't make any sense. Remastering is something you do to old film. You do not remaster new film. That's something whoever was writing this, and whoever the copy editor was should have caught.

"Every sound amplified" ... again, what? Of course every sound is amplified, that is how sound reproduction works. That's like saying "every frame projected".

I smell clanker.