I'll ask the questions

Lyrica Songbook here from Corona News at 9. The people have a right to know.

[imthelcstprincess]

@wulfking

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@coronaslight

[imthelcstprincess]

@do-i-win-yet

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[imthelcstprincess]

“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”

( @coronanewsat9 )

“Lyrica, are you insinuating that you want to talk about yourself for a couple of minutes?  I could stop going on and on about art for a while if you want.”

[coronanewsat9]

“No! If we talk about me we’ll get distracted by my being so great and we’ll never get back to your fascinating art and I won’t have a column this week.” She paused, and then added, “So please continue about this new piece you’ve added. When’s your next showing again?”

[imthelcstprincess]

“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”

( @coronanewsat9 )

“LYRICA!  Nobody hates you, why would you even THINK that?”

[coronanewsat9]

“All the hate mail, for one.”

[imthelcstprincess]

“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”

( @coronanewsat9 )

“ONE of those statements are true, Lyrica.”

[coronanewsat9]

“Well, shit, Princess. I know I’m not as sexy or gorgeous as you, but I still thought I was pretty.”

[coronanewsat9]

Are you a prescription medication? Cause you make me dizzy, nauseous, and my tongue swells up.

“Well maybe you can put that tongue to good use. Don’t want to waste an opportunity.”

[coronanewsat9]

Are you prescription medication? Cause I wanna misuse you.

“I only come over the counter.”

[coronanewsat9]

Are you prescription medication? Cause you've caused unusual changes in my mood and behavior.

“You know what else can cause unusual changes in your mood and behavior? Hormones. How about I help you with that?”

[coronanewsat9]

“More likely to misuse Lyrica”

she’d like that.

[coronanewsat9]

i kinda just want lyr to walk into some royal ball, arm slung around some unknown hot chick, and someone finds them making out in a corner halfway through the night

[nkkibella]

[coronanewsat9]

“Ask your doctor if Lyrica is right for you”

[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog if your muse is always low-key ready to FIGHT somebody

[coronanewsat9]

‘sup

[coronanewsat9]

main focus, very soon, is getting lyr back.