Just imagine a trip to a wonderful land~

i simp over blockmen | and occasionally write for them | 

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     ˜”*°•.˜”*°• Navigation •°*”˜.•°*”˜

Ask box: OPEN

Requests: CLOSED

 Welcome to the circus clowns. You can call me Cass (and if I've been on your blog as 👑 before, then you call call me that too ^-^) and welcome to the show. Before you proceed, check out the stuff I've put below

Rules + Characters I write for

Tagging System

        ˜”*°•.˜”*°•Anons•°*”˜.•°*”˜

❄🐉 anon

Axel anon

📺 anon

      ˜”*°•.˜”*°• Mutuals•°*”˜.•°*”˜

@moriiartist​

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ミ★ 𝘏𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴(𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵) ★彡

I really just decided to revive my blog and then immediately disappear for like 3ish weeks huh-

n e ways hello i am not in fact dead. my school however has been kicking my ass, and decided to prepone my finals 💀

to ⛸anon beloved i have indeed started working on your request and you are very much welcome to join the clown car !!!

to the other angsty mumbo anon yours is also underway! i should (hopefully) be done with both fics in around 2 weeks

ʜᴏᴘᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ

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A SPECIAL HORN??? FOR ME????? THANK YOUUUUUU :D

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figured since you are the biggest clown here you get a special horn 📣

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Claiming my rightful anon place so I can participate in the chaos ^^

It’s Tele Time™️

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(i don't know when you sent this but sleep heathen) ANYWAYS HELLO TELE WELCOME TO THE CLOWN CAR YOU GET A SPECIAL HORN 📣

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Crown crown crown- it’s raining an I got all wet and now my hair’s messed up :(( why does God hate me (/hj)

DD:

Gonna fist fite the rain 🤜🤜

and god too but that's not important

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*holds clown horn threateningly* Could I request a candy maker Impulse x reader thing? To vibe check a certain person? Just- taste tester reader or just him being like “yo so I made way too many batches of candy so you get free candy, sweetheart.”

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•♥•♥ “Want some Candy?”♥•♥•

✎﹏Pairings﹏: c!Impulse x Reader

✎﹏Warnings﹏: none :>

✎﹏Genre﹏: Fluff/Pre established relationship

✎﹏A/N﹏: hohoho (give me back the horn kain-) i suppose this could be considered direct violence on this certain person but i will also do my best to get the other impulse simps as well <3. (psa its been a WHILE since ive written for tumblr so this is a bit short)

You hadn't seen Impulse in a while. The self proclaimed business tycoon was locked away in the gigantic factory that he called his home. The factory was running at full speed you could only assume, the chimneys puffing out black and occasionally purple puffs of smoke. No one was allowed into the factory, not even Xisuma, his strength not a match for the netherite laid doors. Luckily you had a special way of entering the factory,

that was by breaking a window and crawling in.

Your sudden appearance, tumbling down from the window sill certainly did give Impulse a fright. He had his special ‘work goggles’ on, yellow gloves protecting his hand while his bow tie was discarded for a lab coat. His hair was a mess, sticking out as if he hadn't brushed it in a week.

“OH SWEET AETHE- Y/N? W-what are you doi- did you just break my window to get in.”

Hurriedly explaining that the factories doors were locked while brushing off a bit of glass that had gotten stuck to your wrist brace, you couldn't see the blush spread on Impulse’s face as he continued basking in your presence. Sure you might have just dropped out of nowhere (well more like fell in from his window) and your hair was all messed up, but to him you were the most beautiful being then and there. He sure was lucky to have you as his partner

“Impulse? Did I send you into a state of shock that bad? You've been staring at me for a while notthatImind-”

“Huh? Did you say something darling?” He removes his goggles, rubbing the sleep out of them, he may have been dozing off to the sound of your voice.

“Uh...nah its best if you didn't hear that. Anyways what were you working on for so long?” He sheepishly grins, gesturing to the test tubes scattered about.

“Well....I had a few orders that were still pending, so I was working on that, but after that I remembered that the first order had asked for a few batches of the same candy but then I went overboard with it and wellll I may have 32 batches of 8-packed candy stored in my closet.”

“...Impulse-” 

“I know. Want some candy?”

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY

one braincell gang B)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CROOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN!

It me! AXE! I’ve come to give you a thought! Eret giving you cuddles and love and reminding you to not over do it. Just imagine he’s putting their forehead against yours and just gently holding your face. “Just remember to drink water my love.” She wants you to take good care of yourself and to take breaks whenever you want them!

Yes this is violence(not a request). Now simp and take care yourself 🔫

-Axe

YOU COME INTO MY BLOG AND COMMIT VIOLENCE ON ME????THE DISRESPECT- (/lh /jjj)

this is why kids you shouldnt open your inbox first thing in the morning

but yes i will do myself a favour and think about that ty beloved

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  ˜”*°•.˜”*°• Tagging System•°*”˜.•°*”˜

Tags that ill be using to sort my content will be listed here~

Cass speaks: Random posts and/or responses to asks

Look at the shinies: Fic recs

Coronation Ceremony: writing tag for long fics

Coronation Prep: writing tag for small drabbles/rambles

(symbol/word) anon: An anon that's sent me an ask

(insert username) the beloved: A non anonymous mutual that's sent an ask or submission

(insert username) in orb: A non anonymous person that's sent an ask or submission (and is being observed in my wizards orb)

c!(insert character): Post where a character is mentioned

Tw: (insert tw here). : Tag for people to block to avoid seeing more posts of that (example: yandere themes, gore etc) (make sure to add the period ‘.’ after the bracket ends !!)

Broom time: Important updates regarding rules, blog notices, hiatus notices and all that jazz

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              ˜”*°•.˜”*°• Rules •°*”˜.•°*”˜

No NSFW. I am a minor (and that's all you need to know <3)

I do not write for cc’s. I only write for their in game characters and alternate universes

Regarding 3rd life/Last Life, I will be accepting requests for them, but I might get the characters ooc as I have not seen the series yet

I do not write ships, this blog is strictly a X reader. That said, all hermitcraft fics will be tagged with hermitshipping 

I am okay with poly! requests! Feel free to send them in :>

I am a bit slow to update especially fics. I am a student so uploading might take time. That said, please don't pester me whether I've gotten your request or not. This is a way I relieve my stress, and this is something I do for fun

Regarding TFSMP, I have watched only a few streams, the rest have all been osmosed from my friends. Asks and requests are open but don't expect too much 😔(my apologies TFSMP enjoyers)

I do not write for the entirety of both Hermitcraft and Dsmp. Either I dont know enough about them and havent watched much of them, or I simply dont know how to write for them (pspsps you wanna go check out mori, shep and blooms blog sooo bad pspspsp)

I do not write for the minors. Please dont come asking me for anything mildly romantic for the minors. I am cool with writing platonic things but no romantic that makes me feel icky

˜”*°•.˜”*°• Characters I write for•°*”˜.•°*”˜

·٠•●♥ Hermitcraft ♥●•٠·

Grian

Mumbo Jumbo

Scar

Impulse

Doc

Rendog

Xisuma

Tango

Etho

False

·٠•●♥ Dream SMP ♥●•٠·

(❣ means platonic only !!)

Wilbur (all versions)

Technoblade

George

Sam

Eret

Nikki ❣

Karl

Slimecicle

Puffy ❣

Tommy ❣

Tubbo ❣

Ranboo ❣