Knock 'em dead.

apart of mafiarun fuck u

[firespiritcookies-blog]

“I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“Well then, to help, why don’t I just turn your office into hell!  It’s a great substitute!”

[corpgoths-blog]

“Take one step near my office and I’ll bury you six feet in the ground. I prefer my working space to be more like purgatory than hell.”

[firespiritcookies-blog]

“Call me if you ever need renovations!!”

[corpgoths-blog]

“GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE”

[firespiritcookies-blog]

“I was just getting cozy!  And I already found a roommate and everything!!”

[corpgoths-blog]

“If you don’t get out right now, I will literally dismember you and throw your parts into the river.”

[knifefight-knight-blog]

You are such a naughty boy.

“And what could you possibly mean by that notion?” Knight was too tired and gay for this shit. He just wanted to get back to Room 4 and hopefully silence his roomates long enough to rest properly for once. Give this man a break.

[corpgoths-blog]

“You disobedient little funny bunny... You know what you did. You know what you’re DOING, and so do I...” 

[firespiritcookies-blog]

“I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“Well then, to help, why don’t I just turn your office into hell!  It’s a great substitute!”

[corpgoths-blog]

“Take one step near my office and I’ll bury you six feet in the ground. I prefer my working space to be more like purgatory than hell.”

[firespiritcookies-blog]

“Call me if you ever need renovations!!”

[corpgoths-blog]

“GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE”

[firespiritcookies-blog]

“I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“Well then, to help, why don’t I just turn your office into hell!  It’s a great substitute!”

[corpgoths-blog]

“Take one step near my office and I’ll bury you six feet in the ground. I prefer my working space to be more like purgatory than hell.”

[mafia-hero]

“Did I ever tell you about the time Fire Spirit flirted with me?”

“Oh, really?” Hero was idly looking at his phone, uninterested in what she had to say. “Please, tell me more.”

[corpgoths-blog]

“Yeah, he like busted his fiery nut everywhere. It was sort of pathetic honestly, silly bunny foofoo.”

[firespiritcookies-blog]

sit down in the chair slut im giving you a lapdance right now

“Why would you dance on my lap? I do not advise tap dancing on there…”

[corpgoths-blog]

“just shut up and sit in the fucking chair” blackberry said as she kicked him into a chair. a ghost carried a radio, and it turned on and played some sweet music.  

“its my pussy i can do waht i want, hm im a big cookie now,”blackberry said as she started to grind her ass on his lap. this was pretty steamy :and not safe for the workplace

[firespiritcookies-blog]

What kind of drugs was this place on.

[corpgoths-blog]

“front back side to side, pussy pop , do it right,” Blackberry hitched up her dress to reveal a gun, and she stopped giving the lapdance and shot him in tghe face. 

“Im a hard bitch”

[firespiritcookies-blog]

None of this is canon

[corpgoths-blog]

It absoloutely was canon ! Blackberry lapdanced and shot fire spirit, this happened canonically. 

[firespiritcookies-blog]

sit down in the chair slut im giving you a lapdance right now

“Why would you dance on my lap? I do not advise tap dancing on there…”

[corpgoths-blog]

“just shut up and sit in the fucking chair” blackberry said as she kicked him into a chair. a ghost carried a radio, and it turned on and played some sweet music.  

“its my pussy i can do waht i want, hm im a big cookie now,”blackberry said as she started to grind her ass on his lap. this was pretty steamy :and not safe for the workplace

[firespiritcookies-blog]

What kind of drugs was this place on.

[corpgoths-blog]

“front back side to side, pussy pop , do it right,” Blackberry hitched up her dress to reveal a gun, and she stopped giving the lapdance and shot him in tghe face. 

“Im a hard bitch”

[firespiritcookies-blog]

sit down in the chair slut im giving you a lapdance right now

“Why would you dance on my lap? I do not advise tap dancing on there…”

[corpgoths-blog]

“just shut up and sit in the fucking chair” blackberry said as she kicked him into a chair. a ghost carried a radio, and it turned on and played some sweet music.  

“its my pussy i can do waht i want, hm im a big cookie now,”blackberry said as she started to grind her ass on his lap. this was pretty steamy :and not safe for the workplace

[corpgoths-blog]

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Sitting alone at a table for two at a quaint coffee shop, Blackberry took a sip of the black coffee she ordered. It was always good to take a break from the workplace and have some alone time in her opinion. All the socializing with living beings got stressful at times, she much preferred the company of the dead anyways. 

“Hmm…” On the surface of the table was a rather thick book, the cover suggested it was a collection of horror stories. “The Whisperer in Darkness sounds interesting…” She mused to herself as she took another sip of black coffee and began to flip through the pages of the book. The goth girl looked extremely unapproachable, but it seems someone wanted to try their luck and talk to her. Say Hi nerds.

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi entered the coffee shop he used to come over after a long drive, he didn’t come here much anymore due to things for him changing since some incident- and he couldn’t order anything to drink or eat since he can’t anymore- which is very depressing,

but when he does come here, he just sits down and plays around on his phone on an app like neko atsume or finds cookies to socialize with since thats what mostly those who come here do,

Kiwi looked around the shop, it was full, everyone socializing or sitting with others except for one individual he spotted in the corner of his vision,

Kiwi, without a moment to think, then decided to socialize with her!

so he approached where the cookie sat and patted her on the shoulder for her attention, once he caught her attention, he showed her a message on his phone that read;

“Hello there! May I sit here with you if that’s alright? (*´∇｀*)”

[corpgoths-blog]

Looking up from her book, Blackberry was met with a phone screen and a memo. Her eyes darted between the message and the helmet-wearing cookie that approached her. What was this, some sort of joke? 

“H…Hello…” Blackberry’s voice was quiet, why was this stranger trying to talk to her? Closing her book and placing it on the surface of the table, she nodded slowly at the stranger, “If you want to sit there, I can’t stop you. Go ahead, I guess…” 

This cookie was verrryyy suspicious, and she was interested. Once Blackberry was interested, there was no stopping her. What was with the helmet and the text messaging? Could there be something under that helmet like… A reptilian humanoid! Tentacle face! Some sort of eldritch horror like her book, perhaps!? She couldn’t stop staring at them, she was too intrigued to even say anything. Blackberry, it’s rude to stare. 

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi nodded and happily took and sat down in the empty seat across from the other cookie,

before he could begin to text anything else on his phone, Kiwi felt the other cookie’s stare into his soul- does he have one..? Ah well,

so he then sheepishly gave the other cookie a friendly wave again before scratching behind his neck, not noticing he accidentally lifted his helmet for a second, thus a bit of black smoke seep out from under his helmet,

[corpgoths-blog]

“...!!” Blackberry’s eyes widened as she gripped the end of the table and leaned forward a bit. Was that... smoke? This was most definitely not just a shy biker! This was... someone a lot more interesting! Blackberry was intensely fixated on the other, her stare not wavering one bit.

Could this be just like in her stories? Taking her eyes off the helmeted biker, she went back to her book and began to flip through it. The book she had been reading didn’t just contain random horrors, they were Lovecraftian horror stories. There was one particular horror she had in mind...

Sure enough, there it was: Y’golonac, the Defiler. A deity in the Cthulhu Mythos, missing it’s head and having to communicate through mouths on it’s hands. This stranger... could they be a living lovecraftian horror!? How exciting!

[corpgoths-blog]

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Sitting alone at a table for two at a quaint coffee shop, Blackberry took a sip of the black coffee she ordered. It was always good to take a break from the workplace and have some alone time in her opinion. All the socializing with living beings got stressful at times, she much preferred the company of the dead anyways. 

“Hmm…” On the surface of the table was a rather thick book, the cover suggested it was a collection of horror stories. “The Whisperer in Darkness sounds interesting…” She mused to herself as she took another sip of black coffee and began to flip through the pages of the book. The goth girl looked extremely unapproachable, but it seems someone wanted to try their luck and talk to her. Say Hi nerds.

[frigidmafioso-blog]

It had been strolling by, just enjoying the cool air when it noticed Blackberry sitting at a table in a small coffee shop, sticking out like a sore thumb. Oh! It should go in and say something. Stepping into the coffee shop and walking over to the table it sat at, it smiled and cocked its head to the side, wondering how kindly she’d take to this after their faction orientations and all.

“Hi, Blackberry!”

[corpgoths-blog]

Blackberry didn’t lower her book, instead she just peered over the top of it, looking over at who dared to interrupt her alone time. She was just getting to the good part of her horror story too.

“S..Snow Sugar?” Thankfully, she hadn’t been drinking her coffee, or she would of done a spittake. “Um… Hello?” She cautiously closed her book, and diverted her full attention to the fellow mafia leader. It seemed to not want to pick a fight or anything, but she knew better than to trust outward appearances.

“If you’re looking for a fight, we should reschedule because I’m in the middle of something…” She narrowed her eyes, looking over at it to try and see if it was hiding any sort of weapon. Can’t be too careful.

[frigidmafioso-blog]

“Not lookin’ for a fight, honest! There’s no point in picking one of those this early.” It spoke, folding its hands behind its back as it let Blackberry look it over. No weapons here!

“I just saw you in here and wanted to say hi, can I sit?” It asked, resting a hand on the back of the vacant chair it stood next to.

[corpgoths-blog]

“Heehee, go ahead!” Blackberry forgot just how adorable Snow Sugar was! What a sweetheart it was… It had such a cute babyface and the most adorable fluffy white hair… Motherly instincts were compelling her to just order a kiddie meal for it. With a side of macaroni and cheese, of course.

“Are you hungry? I can order you some chicken dinos… and if you eat all your vegetables I’ll buy you an ice cream!” She swung her legs under the table, it’s been so long since she was able to mother someone else. Maybe if things went right, Snow Sugar would accept a merger with her! 

[frigidmafioso-blog]

“…Blackberry, I’m only a year younger than you are! Why do you always try to baby me?” It spoke as it sat down across from her, taking on an amused tone rather than an annoyed one as one might expect it to use here “I mean, I appreciate the thought, but don’t you think I can do things for myself?”

Though, I do like chicken dinos…

“A-Anyways, I might order some coffee, or somethin’. Is the coffee here any good? I’ve never actually been in here before now.”

[corpgoths-blog]

“Heehee... I can’t help it,” Blackberry leaned over the table and pinched Snow Sugar’s cheek, “You just have the cutest baby face!” She sat back and rested her elbows on the table, a small smile on her face. Ah, why did they have to be rivals? Blackberry could never bring herself to be mean to it, she just wanted to ruffle it’s hair and take it to Chuck E. Cheese. 

“Coffee? Wouldn’t you rather have something like a milkshake instead?” Blackberry tilted her head a bit, her bangs falling to the side, “Coffee might not be the best choice for you. I don’t want you to get a tummy ache!” 

[corpgoths-blog]

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[sassqueencookie]

Skating Queen had been walking around for quite some time, and noticed a coffee shop nearby. She walked, looking around at the place… Been quite a while since she’s last entered a place like this without people stopping in front of her for autographs. She asked for a simple coffee, and sat by a table for two, not even noticing someone was there. She drank her coffee quietly, making her presence almost unnoticeable.

[corpgoths-blog]

When the beautiful and elegant cookie had walked in, the confident aura caught Blackberry’s attention almost instantly. The way she walked, each step radiating with grace and confidence… This was no ordinary cookie. She was… a PREP!? Blackberry knew a prep when she saw one, that sort of stylish and fashionable posture…

Even worse, the prep had to sit down at her table! Not even acknowledging her! What, was this prep too good for her or something!? Blackberry’s blood was starting the boil, as her grip on the book tightened. Growing more frustrated, she slammed the book down on the table, surprising the other.

“WHO do you think you are!?” Blackberry hissed over at the admittedly beautiful cookie, darn that grace and poise… Blackberry was outranked here! 

[sassqueencookie]

She almost spat the coffee in her mouth by the book suddenly being slammed in the table, but managed to gulp it in. What in the world…!?

“Excuse me?” She said, looking at the other very confusedly. What’s with this all of a sudden?

[corpgoths-blog]

“Oh, EXCUSE me indeed,” Blackberry narrowed her eyes at the gorgeous cookie; she was just so sparkly and fashionable! How awful. 

“Does the sparkle in your scarf get in your eyes or something? Did you not notice me sitting here? I can’t stand cookies like you who think so high and mighty of themselves, dumb…PREPPIE!!” Oh shit, low blow. The shade is being thrown here. 

[sassqueencookie]

She glared at the other, clearly getting angry… How dare she call her, Skating Queen herself, a PREPPIE!? Oh, she’s asking for it now…

“Oh, forgive me, Madam “Please-notice-me”! I didn’t wish to interrupt your book reading, like any polite person would do so!! But if you OH SO WANTED attention, you’ve got it!! Bet you’re feeling so happy with your accomplishment, aren’t you!?” At this point, Skating Queen lost all of her composure. Oh dear…

[corpgoths-blog]

Blackberry hunched her shoulders up, also losing whatever composure she might of had. Preps were her sworn enemy, dichotomies and all. Of course one would just have to sit right across from her at the table interrupting her horror story time. 

“You preps are ALL the same with your boys, parties, bad music, gossip, getting tan, stupid tv shows, and smiling!!” Blackberry placed both her palms on the surface of the table, leaning over slightly. “Go back to the Banana Republic you conformist prep!”

[sassqueencookie]

She crunched up her face. This cookie has gone too far at this point. But then, she smiled maliciously.

“Oh, look who’s talking…” She said, her voice back to the normal, soft tune. “You must only stay at home, looking at the internet, reading manga, creating stupid fanfics, listening to some crappy music, with your little emo dudes…”

“… And that cronic bitchface.” Goodness! Not acting much like a queen anymore, aren’t you?

[corpgoths-blog]

Blackberry scowled, scooting back in her seat a bit. Was she really being intimidated right now? The class and regal air the other cookie had was stark in contrast to Blackberry’s gloomy one. This was not just an ordinary prep, this was... a Super Prep.

“Y-You wouldn’t understand!” Blackberry stood up abruptly, her chair squeaking against the wood paneling of the floor. “You just think you’re so much better than us goths! Just because you’re popular and pretty and sparkle all the time! My emo dudes are a lot more interesting than you are!” 

[mafia-hero]

meet the fuckign goth (open for all factions)

Walkie talkies were pretty easy to come by, if you knew where to look. Hero had managed to get one for each member of the faction, plus a couple of spares. They were a bit of a pain to carry around in his bag, but it’d be worth it. He was going above and beyond for this, he wanted to make sure he impressed Fire Spirit.

Now that his task was done, he decided to wander the streets for a bit, taking a look at all the shops. Might as well have a little fun and buy a few things for himself, right?

Sadly, nothing seemed to catch his eye in the store windows, expect for his reflection, dressed in a rather cute gothic lolita dress and stockings. It made him stand out a bit, but he didn’t care. He looked cute as hell and he knew it.

He was so busy admiring his reflection that he wasn’t even watching where he was going, and managed to bump into someone. Nice one, genius.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” He took a step back, taking a look at who he walked into. “I didn’t mean to walk into you. I’m very, very sorry, really.”

[corpgoths-blog]

Blackberry had been eyeing the shorter goth for quite some time now, her presence still unknown. A fellow goth, who was also shorter than she was!? How could she NOT want him in her mafia faction, he was PERFECT! He seemed to be distracted by his own reflection, the perfect time to strike…

“Heehee… Heehee…” Blackberry did not respond to her apology, as she very much purposefully intended for them to bump into each other. “Felicitations! You’re coming with me!” With a quick gesture of her hand, two ghosts lifted the shorter goth by both his sleeves, causing him to levitate. “Let’s go, you’re joining my mafia!” She started walking in the opposite direction, the two ghosts bringing the other with her. KIDNAPPING SUCCESSFUL! 

[mafia-hero]

“What?! No!!” Hero tried to struggle against whatever was keeping him in the air, but it was no use. This other cookie was kidnapping him!! And forcing him into her mafia, even though he was already in Fire Spirit’s!

But, she probably didn’t know that. He had to tell her, quickly, before anything else happened.

“Y-You can’t do this! I’m already with someone! And I made a commitment, I can’t join someone else!” He said quickly, desperate to get this scary cookie to leave him alone.

[corpgoths-blog]

Blackberry kept walking as she turned her head to glare back at her captive for a moment. They were already IN the mafia? Even worse, they weren’t in HER mafia? 

“Whoever your previous boss is, I’ll take them out of the picture. I’m also a mafia boss you know, and when I see something I want… I take it.” Blackberry turned back around, continuing to walk with her ghosts carrying the smaller goth with her. “Hmph, I can’t believe you didn’t join MY mafia… I’m the head goth you know! It’s alright, I’ll handle everything, I’ll kill your other boss and then you won’t have to worry about anything.”

[mafia-hero]

Kill Fire Spirit?!

Alright, this lady was officially a threat. Hero had to find some way to deal with her.

His tone changed almost instantly, his voice descending into a growl. “Don’t you dare lay a hand on Fire Spirit! It wouldn’t even work out, you’d just get burned to a crisp for trying! I joined him because he was someone familiar to me, and we have similar goals, and I know he’d never kidnap me in the middle of the goddamn street!”

[corpgoths-blog]

Blackberry stopped walking as soon as she heard that name. Turning slowly, her expression was one of utter exasperation. Of aaalll the mafia bosses (well there weren’t that many anyway), it HAD to be Fire Spirit. The ghosts that lifted him let go, dropping the stranger to the ground with a loud thud.

“Fire Spirit, huh? You decided to swear your loyalty to that hot-headed moron?” She shook her head as she scoffed, “Him and I… We go way back, and let me tell you… Working for him won’t end well. Especially with me as his opponent, I’ll crush him into tiny stupid pieces. You’d be better off if you just joined my team.”

[mafia-hero]

Hero let out a yelp as he was dropped, landing on his rear. Like a cat, though, he was back on his feet within seconds. He retrieved his self defense keychains from his bag (the damn dress didn’t have any pockets) and took on a defensive stance. If she wanted him that badly, well, he wouldn’t go without a fight.

“At least he’s someone I know I can trust,” He hissed. “Unlike you. If I were you, I'dn’t’ve kidnapped someone will tryin’ to recruit ‘em!” His accent seemed to get stronger as he got more pissed off.

It wasn’t just the attempted kidnapped that made him angry. This cookie gave him a dark, mistrusting impression, as if she had betrayed him long ago. This was probably an omen, and he would definitely heed it.

[corpgoths-blog]

“Hmph,” Blackberry gestured towards the other cookie once again, her expression unwavering. The three ghosts took heed and possessed the self-defense keychains, flinging them off his fingers and onto the floor. Blackberry was a mafia leader, she wouldn’t be threatened so easily by some subordinate. 

“Cute accent,” Blackberry noted with a raised eyebrow, “You’re loyal, an admirable trait. Perhaps I should talk to Fire Spirit about switching you over... He doesn’t really see you as someone, he sees you as a pawn. I assure you, working for me would be a loooot more beneficial.” 

[corpgoths-blog]

mmmmm itd be appreciated if it was comin from someone who wasnt the boss of my rivals faction. plus you fugly n yr dick lil :-p

[firespiritcookies-blog]

and to think i was going to suggest a meeting over dinner

nevermind~~  no free food for you~

[corpgoths-blog]

gotdamn ....................................it.......................................................trolled again 

[corpgoths-blog]

woah i just had a really long nap but im up now and ready 2 Boss

[firespiritcookies-blog]

took ya long enough to show up

[corpgoths-blog]

I AINT WANA SEE YR UGLY MUG FIRST THING!!!! IF YOU DON GETCHO GAHDAMN…

[firespiritcookies-blog]

A GUY JUST TRIES TO BE POLITE AND YOU FUCKING SLAM HIM DOWN, DON’T BE LIKE THAT

[corpgoths-blog]

mmmmm itd be appreciated if it was comin from someone who wasnt the boss of my rivals faction. plus you fugly n yr dick lil :-p

[corpgoths-blog]

woah i just had a really long nap but im up now and ready 2 Boss

[firespiritcookies-blog]

took ya long enough to show up

[corpgoths-blog]

I AINT WANA SEE YR UGLY MUG FIRST THING!!!! IF YOU DON GETCHO GAHDAMN...

[corpgoths-blog]

woah i just had a really long nap but im up now and ready 2 Boss

[corpgoths-blog]

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[sassqueencookie]

Skating Queen had been walking around for quite some time, and noticed a coffee shop nearby. She walked, looking around at the place… Been quite a while since she’s last entered a place like this without people stopping in front of her for autographs. She asked for a simple coffee, and sat by a table for two, not even noticing someone was there. She drank her coffee quietly, making her presence almost unnoticeable.

[corpgoths-blog]

When the beautiful and elegant cookie had walked in, the confident aura caught Blackberry’s attention almost instantly. The way she walked, each step radiating with grace and confidence… This was no ordinary cookie. She was… a PREP!? Blackberry knew a prep when she saw one, that sort of stylish and fashionable posture…

Even worse, the prep had to sit down at her table! Not even acknowledging her! What, was this prep too good for her or something!? Blackberry’s blood was starting the boil, as her grip on the book tightened. Growing more frustrated, she slammed the book down on the table, surprising the other.

“WHO do you think you are!?” Blackberry hissed over at the admittedly beautiful cookie, darn that grace and poise… Blackberry was outranked here! 

[sassqueencookie]

She almost spat the coffee in her mouth by the book suddenly being slammed in the table, but managed to gulp it in. What in the world…!?

“Excuse me?” She said, looking at the other very confusedly. What’s with this all of a sudden?

[corpgoths-blog]

“Oh, EXCUSE me indeed,” Blackberry narrowed her eyes at the gorgeous cookie; she was just so sparkly and fashionable! How awful. 

“Does the sparkle in your scarf get in your eyes or something? Did you not notice me sitting here? I can’t stand cookies like you who think so high and mighty of themselves, dumb…PREPPIE!!” Oh shit, low blow. The shade is being thrown here. 

[sassqueencookie]

She glared at the other, clearly getting angry… How dare she call her, Skating Queen herself, a PREPPIE!? Oh, she’s asking for it now…

“Oh, forgive me, Madam “Please-notice-me”! I didn’t wish to interrupt your book reading, like any polite person would do so!! But if you OH SO WANTED attention, you’ve got it!! Bet you’re feeling so happy with your accomplishment, aren’t you!?” At this point, Skating Queen lost all of her composure. Oh dear…

[corpgoths-blog]

Blackberry hunched her shoulders up, also losing whatever composure she might of had. Preps were her sworn enemy, dichotomies and all. Of course one would just have to sit right across from her at the table interrupting her horror story time. 

“You preps are ALL the same with your boys, parties, bad music, gossip, getting tan, stupid tv shows, and smiling!!” Blackberry placed both her palms on the surface of the table, leaning over slightly. “Go back to the Banana Republic you conformist prep!”