❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜
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❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜
“That’s... a pretty good goal, I guess.”
(mafia-hero) "damn, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say."
“Might wanna step up your game with your insults, Hero... That one’s not getting you anywhere.”
(mafia-hero) "Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments."
“You and me both, Hero, you and me both.”
Kingdom Hearts sentence starters
“You seek answers. I can give you purpose.”
“Who am I going to have ice cream with?”
“ If the world is made of light and darkness… We’ll be the darkness.”
“"If you want light to rule over all, then you must rid the world of everything else.“”
“I should tell you that I’m in an EXTREMELY foul mood.”
“So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?”
“Right, world order.”
“you lazy bum. I knew I’d find you snoozing down here.”
“ Two words: you-guys-ain’t-heroes.”
“ Aw, what do you know, you big palooka?”
“ worry. There will always be a door to the light.”
“The prisoners have escaped.”
“Don’t ever forget: wherever you go, I’m always with you.”
“ What is a heart anyway?”
“What are you thinking about this time?”
“I’m thinking about what to think about.”
“But no frowning, no sad faces. Okay?”
“ Don’t give up. I’m searching, too.”
“You know what? I really don’t know.”
“You’re wrong. I know now, without a doubt. “
“Beware the darkness in your heart. “
“ I guess you don’t get out much, huh?”
“ Your concern is touching, but hardly necessary.”
“You rookies still don’t understand what it takes to be a true hero.”
“ Oh, right, there was one other rule I forgot: Accidents happen.”
“This is my story, and you’re not part of it.”
“It seems we were fated to meet. Maybe you need a guardian?”
“All my life, I’ve been protecting others… But now, there’s no one left to protect. Maybe… It’s time I shaped my own story.”
“No wonder no one wants to die.”
“It’s sort of gloomy, don'tcha think?”
“Different name, same fate.”
“I’m dreaming… But which parts…were the dream?”
“I guess I would like to know. What do you know about me…that I don’t?”
Undertale {Sentence Starters}
"The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt."
"You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams!"
"Sorry, I do not have much to say. It was nice to hear your voice, though."
"Down here... It's kill or be killed!"
"You killed them because it was easy for you. Because it was fun for you."
"What did you do to him? What did you DO TO HIM?"
"Are you bored? I should have given a book to you. My apologies."
"Despite everything, it's still you."
"You want to know more about me? Well, I am afraid there's not much to say."
"Don't you have anything better to do?"
"I do not know if this is pathetic, or endearing."
"Don't kill, and don't be killed, alright? That's the best you can strive for."
"We'll be together forever, won't we?"
"What? You really think you can stop ME?"
"I'll hold victory in front of you, just within your reach... and then tear it away just before you grasp it."
"I don't want to break their hearts all over again. It's better if they never see me."
"Wow. You're a pretty gross person, huh?"
"Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers."
"I can't come back. I just can't, OK?"
"The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself."
"There is nothing left for us here. Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next."
SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :
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❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜ ❛ if you lose yourself, i will find you. ❜ ❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜ ❛ fuck you but fuck me first. ❜ ❛ you’re cute, what is your face html? ❜ ❛ my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’ ❜ ❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜ ❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜ ❛ my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore. ❜ ❛ at myself, what the fuck are you doing. ❜ ❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ ❛ this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜ ❛ it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! ❜ ❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜ ❛ you ever just ugh really hard? ❜ ❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜ ❛ i was confident for like two minutes one time. ❜ ❛ all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next. ❜ ❛ i have my pencils and my tears ready. ❜ ❛ i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. ❜ ❛ i avoid everyone, including the people i like. ❜ ❛ i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me. ❜ ❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜ ❛ it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. ❜ ❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ ❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜ ❛ i wish i could illegally download clothes. ❜ ❛ heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop. ❜ ❛ i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person. ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit. ❜ ❛ ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. ❜ ❛ i’m fluent in talking shit. ❜ ❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜ ❛ why am i better than everyone? ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. ❜ ❛ I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜ ❛ i love learning bad things about people i don’t like. ❜ ❛ i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜ ❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings. ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne. ❜ ❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜ ❛ damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. ❜ ❛ your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am. ❜ ❛ i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole. ❜ ❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ ❛ i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. ❜ ❛ tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t. ❜ ❛ my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’ ❜ ❛ maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always. ❜ ❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜ ❛ you hate me? wow, so much in common already. ❜ ❛ i’m filled with hate and useless facts. ❜ ❛ do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you? ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out. ❜ ❛ getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. ❜ ❛ there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. ❜ ❛ i ship me and money. ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜ ❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜ ❛ i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. ❜ ❛ if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes, take them off. ❜ ❛ put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. ❜ ❛ dying is taking too long. ❜ ❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ ❛ don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. ❜ ❛ you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’ ❜ ❛ good news, everyone: dogs. ❜ ❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜
jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,
“You know it, babe!” He licked his finger and placed it on his hip, making a fake sizzling noise.
“…that was kinda lame, wasn’t it? Sorry.”
It chuckled, deciding to play along with whatever Gumball was doing. It faked wiping a bead of sweat away from its forehead, giving a soft sigh “So hot I might melt!”
“...Nah, it’s cute. Don’t sweat it.”
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“Oh, I’ll let it get to your head, if you know what I mean…” Gumball winked, then paused, “Shit, I don’t even know what that means.”
He leaned forward, leaning his forehead against its. “You’re even cuter up close, you know that?”
It snickered softly, grinning up at him “I wish I could tell you what that means, but I’m not sure either.”
“Really?” It hummed “That’s awfully sweet of you, Gumball~ Now..” It leaned forward a bit so their noses were touching, not breaking eye contact “Where’s that kiss you asked about?”
“Well, yaknow, Gumball’s are practically pure sugar, I happen to be no exception!” He grinned back, “I’m just a sweet guy all together…”
He reached up and cupped Snow’s cheek, “S’right here, babe~!” He tilted his head, kissing it softly on the lips. This was paradise!!!
“Mm, sure are.” It smiled softly, its cheeks dusted a light red.
Letting its eyes slip closed, it leaned up into him, resting its hands on the desk and relaxing into the touch. This was really nice... It found itself immensely glad that it had made that call.
"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"
“??????????????????”
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“Oh, I’ll let it get to your head, if you know what I mean…” Gumball winked, then paused, “Shit, I don’t even know what that means.”
He leaned forward, leaning his forehead against its. “You’re even cuter up close, you know that?”
It snickered softly, grinning up at him “I wish I could tell you what that means, but I’m not sure either.”
“Really?” It hummed “That’s awfully sweet of you, Gumball~ Now..” It leaned forward a bit so their noses were touching, not breaking eye contact “Where’s that kiss you asked about?”
hey, do you wanna join my gang?
“You’re already in my gang though!”
(necrarch) "i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"
"I mean, I guess that’s your opinion?” It spoke, uncertain “I dunno what constitutes being a bitch.”
(mafia-hero) "Bitch, throw one more snowball at me."
“...When did I ever throw a snowball at you???”
club penguin bans sentence starters
"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"
"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"
"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"
"why is the only angry one black?"
"get in loser, we're going sledding,"
"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"
"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"
"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"
"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"
"i could go back and pretend to be you,"
"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"
"you're tearing this family apart, ___"
"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"
"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"
"wanna hear a joke? your future,"
"i would like to order all the money,"
"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"
"do it for the vine,"
"you dress like an idiot,"
"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"
"hey you forgot something. your social life,"
"help me hide this body in here,"
"did you just propose, using emojis?"
"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"
"it's called capitalism,"
"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"
"shit, we on national television,"
"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"
"can you leave my house please?"
"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"
"can i pay you in swag?"
"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"
"what the flipper?"
"santa isn't real,"
"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"
"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"
"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"
"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"
"fuck it, i ain't running,"
"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"
"i'll ask my mom,"
"smooth as butter,"
“Pay attention to meee~!” (probally cinnas worst idea)
“U-Uh, Cinnamon..” It stuttered, confused “I know we’re on good terms despite being from enemy factions, but you- you might not wanna do that.”
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“R-reciprocated..?” Gumball said the word slowly, trying his best to comprehend what he heard. “R-reciprocated..!” He repeated it again, a goofy gap-toothed grin crossing his face. “Reciprocated!!!” He was too happy to be able to say anything else on the matter, to be honest!
“Y-Yeah, reciprocated!” It responded happily, nearly beaming. This went… way better than it thought it would.
“I-I’ve, uh, kinda- kinda thought you’re p-pretty cute since you started working here…” It spoke sheepishly, hunching its shoulders.
“I’m so happy!” Gumball was nearly bouncing, shifting his weight from foot to foot eagerly. “This is like…the best case scenario? To be honest?”
A sudden thought flew threw his mind, and he strolled forwards until he was leaning across the desk towards Snow. He smiled again, tilting his head off to the side. “Do you, uh, maybe wanna kiss? Promise I’m better at it when I’m sober.”
It raised its eyebrows in surprise for a moment before giving a soft, kind of sly grin, shifting in its chair and leaning forward a tiny bit “Read my mind, Gumball.”
“Also, for the record, you weren’t too bad when drunk. Don’t let that get to your head, though.”
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“R-reciprocated..?” Gumball said the word slowly, trying his best to comprehend what he heard. “R-reciprocated..!” He repeated it again, a goofy gap-toothed grin crossing his face. “Reciprocated!!!” He was too happy to be able to say anything else on the matter, to be honest!
“Y-Yeah, reciprocated!” It responded happily, nearly beaming. This went... way better than it thought it would.
“I-I’ve, uh, kinda- kinda thought you’re p-pretty cute since you started working here...” It spoke sheepishly, hunching its shoulders.