spotted this on my insta feed today, we might be cooked
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@corporatechronicles-sendhelp
spotted this on my insta feed today, we might be cooked
with all the disrespect and hatred possible in my heart, do not contact me at 4:43 pm with a fuckass task you want me to complete. wait until tmr. schedule send your email for 9 am tmr.
I'm gonna blow up my office frfr
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
I will never succumb to the printer forgiveness propaganda, I can acknowledge the evils of modern tech and also still hate the stupid printer at the same time, I am capable of multitasking UNLIKE SOME OFFICE APPLIANCES I KNOW-
shout-out to my background in classical music, cuz nothing prepared me for the anxiety of job interviews quite like audition season
(i am genuinely more afraid of sightreading than i am of death)
in today's episode of stupid shit, I have wrapped my laptop in a pillowcase, poured a generous amount of rice over it, and then wrapped that in plastic wrap in the hopes of fixing a keyboard problem that resulted from rain getting into my bag
anyway, have I mentioned this is stupid?
For the next beauty trend let's bring back just your normal eyebrows and your hair air dried and we can call it messy girl normal woman Sunday core
all-natural-core. god-given-core, if you will. Literally Woke Up Like This core.
I'm going to blow up the office printer with C4
person next to me on one of the most crowded T trains of my life (rush hour traffic plus Red Sox game) has their whole ass laptop open and is working on code
I think my goal in life is to be the kind of girlfriend that a guy's parents give him shit for breaking up with years after the relationship ends
happy tax day, everybody!
*screams into a pillow*
new "ai receptionist" tool in my workplace is fully forwarding us calls that don't exist from numbers that never tried to contact us
fuck aiiiiiii fuuuuuccccckkk aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii
happy friday everybody, as an end-of-week gift i'm gonna set the workplace on fire
you can only do this career for the rest of your life
https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq
How are things going?
Great! A job I actually enjoy!
okay. I can put up with this
bad but not terrible
terrible
I don't work/results
(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)
library drag queen, at least I won't have to use printers anymore
tucking sounds like a pain tho
people should fear the monster I'll become if I have to scan one more document on this shitty fucking office printer
if you are going to come into work while sick, please have the decency not to sneeze all over the office equipment, for the love of god
postage machine at my office won't let us refill funds, currently running on $14 and a dream, send your prayers
rush hour commute got the poor girl next to me squished against the train door, nose half an inch away from an asshole in a suit who is on the loudest phonecall in the history of mankind