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[swarnpert]

i think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. like who cares

[ovur]

Hehe don't remember if I took my pill 😌

[ovur]

We're neutral towards your pussy. We could take it or leave it.

[ovur]

Spongebob episode where Squidward comes out as bisexual

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

lying is so funny. you just say shit that isn't true.

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

[distractful]

[bisexuanal]

Why is this so funny skdkska

[twisci]

[rachelberrykin-deactivated20200]

im in physical pain

[tinymindstinythoughts]

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

[hoenngarbage]

Everything is going to be alright ladies. It’s taking fucking forever but are we not here???? Is god not entertained???????

[pervocracy]

[judgejudyofficial]

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

[corporatejudy]

I found out a few days ago that I definitely do NOT like cilantro.

[corporatejudy]

Just to make it clear, even though they are from the same plant, I do not knowingly have anything against coriander.

[corporatejudy]

I found out a few days ago that I definitely do NOT like cilantro.

[makeuphall]

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone