❝Greetings, mortal. Don't worry... I won't harm you. You can take a look... but make no mistake. This data bank is not for the faint-hearted, and if you wish to open one of these files, you must prepare to suffer the consequences.
Even when the years go by and fate has strung around your fingers to intertwine yourself with your upcoming destiny, never forget I am always here. And I am always watching... :)❞
Honestly thinking about writing another dion agriche x reader series but on my new account @acideathr if yall have some ideas or wanna be added to the taglist feel free to lmk
Its gonna be better than "serenity" cause it's lowkey ass 💔
Hiiiii can I get a Ellis sfw alphabets? Have a good day or evening :3
𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 | 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ
𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I said I was gonna do this series for everyone, sfw and nsfw, but I lowkey forgot so I'm glad you reminded me lmao
𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊
➵ A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
This man would physically attack you with cuddles and kisses if time allowed it. He typically shows his affections through physical touch, such as holding your hand or a hand on your waist
➵ B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
He's very approachable. He often shares his food with you and can engage with conversation for a long time, and also sit in silence in a manner that isn't awkward or uncomfortable
➵ C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
He loves it. He usually spoons you so it's like he's protecting you. He makes sure his back is against the door so if an intruder breaks in he can at least shield you
➵ D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
I think he does, but knows there's an unlikely chance of that. If perhaps he met you before Jude, his life would have taken a drastic turn, no doubt he would have been happier
➵ E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Tell you politely that it isn't working out and he wishes you the best. That being said, I don't think him or any other member except for Alfonse probably would get a partner and leave them
➵ F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Very committed, but also realises he can't be as committed as he wants to because of his job and the fact that he doesn't want to put you in harm's way
➵ G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Very gentle, rivals Liam in the gentle department. If you get sick or sad he's on you like a wet puppy
➵ H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
He loves hugs, especially when you rest your head on his chest, seeing as there is a small chance you're taller than him since he's so tall
➵ I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Maybe during his confession. I see him laying it all out there, I haven't read his route so idk
➵ J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Doesn't get jealous at all. He wants you to be happy, so he doesn't mind you talking to strangers. But if that stranger tries to make a pass at you and you feel uncomfortable, he'll quickly diffuse the situation with his words
➵ K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
His kisses are very soft, like William. Teasing, too. He likes to be kissed on the cheeks because it seems also childish, and probably likes to kiss you on the forehead because he thinks you look cute
➵ L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Older brother vibe. He's very patient with kids to the point where you'd know he'd be a great dad. Maybe if he didn't spoil them so much...
➵ M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Usually, because of his job, he's up before you. If you're lucky, you'll be able to see him leave the room, not before he gives you a sweet kiss on the cheek
➵ N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
He seems very composed in public, but when he's in the comfort of your shared room he flops onto you like a heavy mattress. He might give you wiggle room to rest comfortably when he's on you but other times he's out like a light so no moving for you I'm afraid
➵ O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Probably before you even become a couple. He seems like the type to answer if you ask, maybe the more personal things after you both developed a good relationship
➵ P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Very patient, not angered easily
➵ Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Remembers quite a lot. He doesn't have the best memory, but he remembers the important stuff like your birthday, anniversary, etc
➵ R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)
When you made him his favourite jam along with some bread for you both to eat together. He loves whatever you make and enjoys it even more because he helped you make them
➵ S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
He is protective but understands that you can handle yourself in most situations. He wouldn't really take in the fact that you'd protect him the same as he protects you so he was baffled when you did the first time
➵ T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
He's never over-the-top, just fancy and casual enough to not overwhelm you and make you feel uncomfortable
➵ U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Considers you before himself. You realise that he thinks about you before himself and you constantly tell him that he can choose too
➵ V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Not that concerned, but he does try to look a bit presentable before going out, as he's Jude's bodyguard or something
➵ W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Yes 100%
➵ X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Smelling your hair is the first thing he does after waking up, not even opening his eyes, since your hair is always stuck to his face because of how you both sleep
➵ Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
I don't see Ellis being put off by anyone. If he can handle someone like Jude with a smile, he can deal with just about anyone
➵ Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
His hand resting on your stomach when you sleep. Not on your shirt, your actual stomach, which might be hell if it's winter and his hands are cold
Just to let you know we love you so much thank you for feeding us ikemen villain good food 😭 ur my fav blogger from now on (no need to reply to this messages, imma just let you know we love you so much)
HELLO WHAT???
I've been gone for like a year it's crazy that I have fans 🥺
This post honestly made my day thank you so much anon
I just saw you alphabet William headcanons and it gave me an idea✨
In William's route kate says something similar to those lines ' william if you are going to die that means that i am already dead cause i will always jump in the dangers to save you' or something like that so i was wondering how is he gonna react to kate dying in his arms after being shot by a gun straight in the heart but he survive in the end
𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: Well I wouldn't really know how that works since if you're being shot straight into the heart, you're practically dead the moment it hits you but I'll change it up so she gets hit in the stomach
𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊
#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗
When you said thsoe words, he was ecstatic you were indulging in your selfish desires, but in the inside, locked away in a tiny corner of his heart he was scared it would actually happen
He thought that as long as you remained by his side, no harm shall come to you since he'll protect you before you can protect him
So imagine his surprise when you keep your promise, and you get shot in the stomach as you're protecting him
One of his worst fears came true, that he'll live on his life as you cannot make a selfish desire to him again
He hesitates a bit on whether to kill the person who shot you or tend to you first, but as he sees Roger making his way towards you he quickly goes after the perpetrator, and uses his sword, not his words, to kill him
Soon after, when he wipes the blood off his clothes and his sword, he rushes over towards you, as you're being carried to the carriage
Roger says your wounds are fatal, and there's a small chance you'll live
Every day during your coma, he sits beside you, his hand resting over your cold one as you slowly breathe in and out, and he worries the next one might be your last
He starts to think of small precautions in his head, as if he's sure you'll live
Maybe you shouldn't come with him on missions, maybe only go out during the night as to not attract too much attention to the public
When you finally wake up, the first thing you see is William. You notice how his appearance is still well-kept, but you know better
He has small dark circles under his eyes, and he seems to have lost a bit of weight, and his eyes are slightly teary
I just know on the inside, this man thinks you're overreacting when you stay in bed all day, clutching your pearls, whining about how much it hurts
But he doesn't say these thoughts aloud since he knows you'll probably jump him
As much as he would love to spend the day with you cuddled up in bed, he has things to do, so he'll pamper you like a princess in bed as he massages your pelvic area until he has to go
Asks Roger to check up on you and to give you pain meds
When he goes out, he'll buy some food he knows you like, and indulge in your weird cravings
Stocks up on snacks too, your period is like a reminder he needs to buy some snacks for you and him
Will give you lots of kisses when he comes back
#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒
Will literally skip work on your worst day to cuddle and eat to your heart's content
Such a sweetheart, he will carry you everywhere princess-style even when you say you can walk perfectly fine
He does overestimate the pain one gets during a period but you don't have the heart to tell him since he treats you like a queen (he does anytime but on those days specifically)
Rests his face on your coochie since he's usually warm and heat helps with cramps (or so he says)
Will wrap you in a burrito and bedrungingly removes the burrito when you need to piss or walk to somewhere
But if not then you both just stay in bed or do whatever you want if you don't really get cramps
#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
A diva in the streets and a diva in the sheets
I see him as a guy to propose sex to ease your pain, not because he's horny but because he read it in a book somewhere and he doesn't like you being in pain :(
Whether you both get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 or not is up to you
Like the other two, he will pamper the shit out of you, and whine when Jude storms in and drags his ass out of bed for work
There's not really much to say when I've said everything for the other two, Ellis is more attentive to your cycle so on a random day he'll tell you to rest more and you ask why and he says "it's almost time for your cycle"
Believes that writing is the purest and true form of one's self, and enjoys reading what you have written, being drafts that are scrapped to the final piece
He also loves the complexity and the lore of all of your characters, some had troubled pasts, which shape them to be the people they are
Listens to you as you ramble about your next ideas, often asking for his input. He keeps his input small though, as he wants to read what you solely come up with
Regarding your stretch marks, he's quick to mark you as his, that every part of you is beautiful and he shows it everyday by kissing your marks
He traces lines over them with a soft smile, saying you're the most beautiful thing he's ever seen and how he wishes to keep you locked up forever
Also quick to notice your insecurity on your larger cleavage, which he also combats by kissing your breasts slowly and nuzzling his face into your chest
He is obsessed with you for who you are, and there's nothing you can do to change it
In modern au Dion would only play games so he could dunk on Jeremy (he's tired of the goblin pesting him. If he's better than him than Jeremy will spend all of his time farming/practicing than annoying him and thus Dion will be left alone as he goes on with life. Only to regret it at a later date)
Okay so I love this idea
Since I'm an addicted gamer (Genshin, HSR, ZZZ, Wuwa, Twst, Reverse 1999, Black Beacon, and now TRIBE NINE (started playing like yesterday idk might delete it) and Once Human (it's downloading rn))
I have to write this with my games, but I'll probably only do this for HSR and Wuwa because I think out of all of them they'll most likely play those two (except Once Human but I haven't played it yet)
Dion does not play games. He doesn't have time to. Between schoolwork and basketball (I hc that he plays basketball in modern au) he has no time to be spending money on waifus that will be powercrept in two patches (rip HSR)
But Jeremy does. I think for HSR he would main Acheron or Feixiao because he cares about the meta but switches to Aglaea because she looks similar to Roxana
And in Wuwa he'll probably main Jiyan because he thinks he's cool and won't be powercrept (he probably won't but he fears he will be)
Mocks Dion that he can't manage his time with schoolwork and free time, since he can just fine and still clear all content
After a while of just ignoring Jeremy Dion decides to grow a pair and download Wuwa purely because of the mechanics and it's easier to compare skill instead of just the recent character (rip HSR)
If Dion locks in he'd probably be like those solo Danjin players who defeat the simulations while taking no hits. But he's not bothered to so he'll probably invest in a good shielder and healer like Brant
Jeremy challenges Dion to a challenge to see who can crit the most while solo-ing a boss. Since Jeremy played the game for a while he'd probably thinks he'll win because of his S0R1 Pheobe and Dion just has Encore built (he got her off the standard banner)
What Jeremy fails to realise is that the boss was spectro resistant so Dion did in fact crit higher than him and he just starts sulking
On everyone's soul Dion will not tell him about the resistance because since he's been playing a long time he should have known that
Jeremy rage-quits and Dion normal quits (he still plays occasionally when he's bored)
𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I know next to nothing about them so this is hella inaccurate. If someone can give me like a translation or something about them that would be so helpful for this cause idk what I'm doing
𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊
#𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐔𝐒 𝐕𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐋
Based on his vibes he gives, I assume he's a titty man. I see him loving to rest his face into your chest and smell in your scent. Nuzzles his face in closer if he's having a particularly rough day
Likes looking at them, sometimes not even in a sexual way he likes the view and how they look so soft and squishy
Plays with them often, pinching and sucking on them like he's a baby and loves when you get overstimulated and start whining
Sometimes wishes he was a woman so he can play with his own badonkadonks
#𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐀 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐙
100% a thigh man. Have you looked at him?
Can and will rest his head on your lap and just sleep, it's his favourite pillow
Also likes to pinch it when you get out of bed in the morning and you're still sleepy so you flinch slightly and glare at him while he laughs
Likes touching them, also not in a sexual way he's just a leg man
Also likes to rest his head on your stomach and your legs wrap around him like a cocoon it's warm and comforting
#𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐙
Ass man. But really subtle about it
Like you wouldn't even know
Sometimes he just be staring at your ass while you walk and prays everyday he can walk behind you
Like grabbing it under the covers when you're both alone and in bed. You're probably holding him while he's buried in your neck so you can't see him profusely blushing as he holds your cheeks
Very respectful ass man he'll never touch your ass in public he'll explode
Would be funny if they met a few times at the assemblies and while he would be indifferent about it but the next time they meet after cassis was kidnapped and escaped the reader would be so hostile towards him while trying her best to conceal it and that's when he starts to get interested a bit.
May I request something like that? If not it's fine ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙
DION AGRICHE WITH PEDELIAN OLDER COUSIN READER
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I saw this ask and it reminded me of this by @rie-092 and I genuinely love this sm. Also I made this one a bit more humorous because I was in a silly mood
Since the Agriches and Pedelians are kinda like enemies, like school kids on a trip when they see other kids from another school and they have that internal beef that their school is better and they're a bunch of NPC's
Unfortunately for the Agriches and Pedelians, their beef is so much more worse
Dildo Dion could not give a flying fuck about the Pedelians, as well as he was concerned, their whole beef was his father's fault most likely, so he had nothing to do with it
He has seen you in the assembly with your Uncle, Roushel Pedelian, multiple times. He was slightly shocked as a kid that you both looked nothing alike despite being quite closely related, but he realised he didn't care that much and forgot all about you
As the years went by and puberty hitting like a bombastic truck in the rear changed the both of you, you grew amazing mommy milkers into a fine lady and he grew into his father but more emo ;-;
After Cassis "died", and fled back to the Pedelian estate, soon later it was once again the yearly assembly, Yggdrasil
As all the other years from when he was a tiny dildo, he did not want to go, because he was unsociable and weird, much like all of you reading this since you're not with your friends or family because you're bitchless and lonely, but unfortunately, he had to
When he arrived to Yggdrasil, he did what he normally does every year, stand in the corner awkwardly until his father comes and makes him talk to people he's going to forget as soon as I finish this sentence
He did feel eyes staring daggers into the back of his head, and when he turns he finds you, glaring at him as if he had insulted your entire bloodline
Now that little dildo has grew into big dildo, you'd imagine he'd gain some ability to remember you even if he didn't deem you as important but no, it took a while for him to remember you and when he did, he internally rolled his eyes
He would have rolled his eyes in public in front of you but can't, since rolling his eyes meant staring into the ceiling for a short period of time and unfortunately, he was under the big-ass chandeliar which its gleam and the light from above would have burned his cramium so bad he thunk he looked inside satan's ass crack
Because he has red eyes and because of science reasons that I'm too stupid to understand, it would hurt a lot more than usual
Then he realised you grew up quite a bit. You're taller than he last saw you, you've grown into a proper lady with boobs and suddenly he's thought about you much more than he thought he would have
Unfortunately for you, you always thought he was hot as fuck since you were both kids, you've stared at him quite a lot in your meetings every year, but since it's from a romantic aspect, he doesn't even notice because he's dense as hell when it comes to women, because he gets no bitches
But since now you're looking at him with slight anger, because he probably participated in hurting your baby boy Cassis, he suddenly notices
And even more unfortunately for you, some women you were acquainted with started talking about you behind your back, just where Dion was so he could hear everything they were saying
"It's such a shame for [name]. Honestly, after the Blue Heir died, she's forced to cut her feelings towards that Agriche man. It's good she chose family over unrequited love,"
"Honestly. She's been head over heels with him since they were children! I feel so bad for her,"
They did not feel bad for you lmao they just wanted gossip (this is me I fear)
He was wondering who they must have been talking about, but then realised he's the only dildo in his family that's been consistently going to this event every year, so his two brain cells put two and two together
He then turns to look at you, to find you on the listening end of a conversation with Sylvia, your cheeks flushed a red hue sipping some wine someone your age should not be drinking so much of
You made eye contact with him for a bried second before your cheeks became even more red, and dildo found himself interested in you
Hewwo I'm here to cause a riot 😈 Can you wrote the ikevil characters with a 4 year old MC who's rowdy and chaotic? And I love your content so much, please keep up the good work 💖
𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: Yeah definitely (defo haven't been gone for over a year lmao). This honestly made me realise how much I hate writing for all characters like it takes so long and my fingies hurt
Also for this one I also made some headcanons for just a general child reader too since I got a bit off track
𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊
#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗
He's a perfect mix of indulgence and restraint: he knows how to make you happy by indulging your chaos, but knows when to stop and show you that there are better times to be rowdy
Despite that, he sometimes has trouble keeping you in check, specifically when he comes back from a mission and is very tired, and you're all over the place
But he loves you regardless
He honestly trusts you with any member of the Crown (except Alfonse maybe) and gives them strict instructions not to do anything dangerous that will hurt you (they do the former, not the latter) and he's not surprised when he comes back to see you with a plaster or two on you
Will probably use his free time teaching you how to play the piano since he was also taught when he was young and hopes for you to do the same
Of course when you're older you can choose not to play the piano but he thinks it's a lesson all children should be taught when they're young
Will sing to you or hum a lullaby to get you to force you to sleep, and when that doesn't work he forces Jude to use his ability on you
#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘
He did NOT sign up for this
But he's here now so might as well
He takes you on missions, only safe ones like gathering intel so you can be his little Watson
You think you're being slick by lying to him about if you ate the last of his mints but you're not and 60% of the time he'll call you out on it
Sometimes he won't because he can't be bothered but realises soon enough he needs to teach you that honesty is the better route than lying because he doesn't want you to end up like him
Will probably chase you around if you're being too noisy but will give up halfway since he's tired and not bothered to run more
He'll let you run around until you get tired then you gravitate towards him, and he'll carry you to your room
He'll most likely give you to Liam, William or Ellis when he's busy since he trusts them the most with looking after a child and they have enough patience to deal with you
Will make you read Sherlock books as literary books to hopefully guide you into the detective world like he once wanted to
Bought you a fox plushie you sleep with every night and smiles every time he sees you cuddling it
#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒
Indulges you to the maximum
Picks you up and takes you anywhere you want to go, and spoils you to the max (which is probably how you got so chaotic)
He takes you to the theatre where he practices for an upcoming play and his co-stars adore you
You run around everywhere when he's saying his lines and they make jokes saying you're the wind or tumbleweed if the play's set in the U.S
Dresses you up in pink so you both can match, or in your own colours with the same design as his
You both play hide-and-seek quite frequently. Whenever you're seeking you don't realise that Liam isn't hiding, he's actually right behind you using his ability to be invisible so he can keep an eye on you
When he feels like the same has gone on for too long he goes into an open room where he thinks you'll go in next and hides poorly so you can find him easily
Tells himself he's gonna teach you how to be more patient and calm and more behaved, even though he knows he won't
Tucks you into bed every night
#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀
He's not well suited to raise a child, so the responsibility of looking after you won't even fall on him
But you often approach him and pull him wherever you desire and he follows willingly, to make sure you don't get hurt
Is very overwhelmed by you're loud and rowdy nature, he's never met anyone quite like you, for someone so small
But he often buys you small little trinkets he debates on giving you because he might want to keep it for himself
He does buy you anything if you request it, no matter how much it costs. A child like you won't even notice something being way to expensive for what it is, but Elbert will buy it for you no questions asked
He likes it when you hold his hand, he likes feeling the warmth of your fingers and your childlike innocence and would do anything to protect it
You once entered his room and stepped on something sharp, and since you didn't have shoes on (you rarely wear shoes) you started to cry and he awkwardly held you and patted your back
Then after he put the sharp items on the shelves so you won't be hurt again
#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀
Also another one who wouldn't be put in charge of raising you
Like seriously have you met him
He's a bit more wary around you and only talks to you when needed, he doesn't actively seek you out
But you're persistent and you yell at him why he doesn't want to talk to you
He then makes an effort to become more playful around you, and doesn't mind too much on your burst of energy
Probably the only one besides Victor who won't have his energy drained by the end of the day hanging out with you
Can and will put you in danger but you're too in the moment to realise
It's not like it too much danger just enough for you to sustain a few injuries (Victor gave him a lecture later)
He hoped for you to realise hanging out with him is not safe and you'll willingly avoid him after that but you're four and a bit stupid so you continue to annoy him
Pinches your cheek and lets you vibe around him
Is now wary of not actively trying to kill you
#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋
Can and will teach you medicine idc
Bro has no time to look after you since he's stuck in the basement with his doctor things
So you're around the corridors having fun being your stupid self until it comes to a point Roger genuinely forgets about you and that he's technically your dad
Until one day he finds you walking and asks you how you've been and you ask who he is, it's then he decides he probably should get to spend time with you
And spend time with you he means teaching you how to treat a patient and using Jude as a live test subject
You then start to yell at him that you want to play and you storm upstairs and he doesn't know what he did wrong
Sucks up his pride and plays with you for a full day, not expecting you to run around everywhere and yell at the top of your lungs
He then realises if he made you stay there longer you would have knocked over something important and get rid of three day's worth of work
Starts becoming more present in your life and even lets you wear his glasses for giggles
#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀
Also forgets about you
He has no time to deal with a snotty brat
So Ellis spends time with you and sometimes takes you with him and Jude to the warehouse and you chat to the other workers and help them lift stuff (you do nothing. They sometimes pick you up and put you on the cargo like a princess like that one video)
Occasionally when your energy depletes and you're sleeping probably on top of some cargo, Ellis will take you down and place you on Jude's lap while you sleep
You swore you could have felt someone's head caress your head but when you ask Jude he says something snarky about not knowing what you're talking about
If you ask for something Jude will definitely say no to your face, but then orders Ellis to buy it for you and place it in your room when you're out so it's like a little surprise
On his very very rare day off or on a day when there's not much to be done he will actually check up on you to see if you're still alive and indulges you for a while and plays with you (unless it's running because his weak-ass heart can't take it)
If someone kidnaps you he will kill them
#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
He genuinely loves you so much
He'll hold you, cuddle you, spoil you rotten and play with you from sunrise to sunset if his work allowed him to (it doesn't)
Has no trouble with you causing ruckus as long as you're safe, he might even partake in it but it's subtle and probably why he isn't such a good influence on you
His main plan is wearing you out to the point you fall asleep by 6:00 PM, sometimes it works really well and sometimes you'll still be up by the ass-crack of dawn
Plays cops and robbers with you and if you're a robber and he catches you he'll bind your wrists together and give you punishment tickles because a bad girl's gotta repent somehow
He does wish for you to grow up and live a happy life but at the same time he does wish to see you at your happiest moment so he can kill you, has debated on taking your life since you seem so happy but can't bring himself to do it because he wants you to live
Knows he probably won't live that long due to his curse and his "tragic end" so he does plan in the future to step away from you slightly so you won't feel too bad when he leaves
But again can't bring himself to do that
#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑
Also spoils you rotten
We know next to nothing about him curse and past-wise so it's hard to say anything related to that, but his personality is pretty much common knowledge so
Is your #2 partner in crime, will let you try some hair designs on his hair and is genuinely impressed if you do better than he thought a four-year-old could do
Sometimes sleeps in your bed since he loves you too much and needs to feel his baby
You've seen quite frequently how Harrison tends to be a bit dismissive of Victor so as his child you do your best to annoy the shit out of him and now Harrison has a Victor and his mini-me to look out for
Proudly announces he will protect you from all the monsters that roams across London, and the nightmares in your sleep. He's now your hero
One time you unlocked the secret weapon room thing and you took a gun and started pointing it everywhere
Victor thought it wasn't loaded or cocked so he laughed with you but then when he got the gun back it was fully loaded and all you needed to do was press the actual trigger and someone could have died
𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: LMAO GUYS MISS ME IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR. I have a lot of requests so I wanna do them. I actually started this one like a year ago but then I stopped so I genuinely dk what I was on at the time of writing this but lmao enjoy
𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊
#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗
Finds the tsum very amusing
The tsum can't exactly eat human food, so it's just awkwardly pawing at the strawberries at the little basket full of them
Lets it rest on his shoulder as he goes about his day, chuckling when the tsum releases little squeals in agreement or anger
I like to think that the tsums — while having similar personalities as the suitor — has different tsums they interact with
The Willy tsum likes to vibe with Roger tsum, I don't make the rules (I do)
Has some weird tsum beef with the Ellis tsum, William just stares as both tsums argue in tsumanese
I like to think that the tsum rests on William's head as he reads a book, slapping his hand away when he hasn't finished the page Will was about to turn (it can't read)
Attempts to feed it strawberries, asks Roger to make a tsum substitute for the berry so they can both enjoy it
Enjoys the tsum's company
#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘
Very interested in the tsum
Gives it a little squeeze, very amused when it lets out a squeal, like a rubber ducky
Let's the tsum wander off, as long as it doesn't cause trouble (it did)
Finds the tsum covered in flour with Victor's tsum as the man himself gushes over how cute they are (he didn't stop it)
To Harry's dismay, his and Victor's tsums are two peas in a pod, holding each other's tiny tsum hands as they tsumanese throughout the castle
I like to think Harry's tsum is very eepy, so after a long day (half an hour) of delinquent activity (running around the place) the tsum makes its way to his resting space, his human counterpart's lap
Says he doesn't care for the tsum, but actively searches for an unused tissue to cover the tsum like a little blanket (he got attached)
Enjoys the silence with the sleeping baby until Victor tsum tackles Harry's tsum (bro was not amused)
#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒
Squeezes the tsum in the beginning like Harry — but does that for an hour before realising it could hurt the tsum
Follows that thing till the ends of the Earth, surprisingly learns a lot from it
It hangs out with Ellis tsum, spectating as it beefs with Will's tsum. It also enjoys Jude's tsum, resting its whole body on Jude tsum's one as they slowly start deflating to the ground
Likes making itself bigger randomly, like Liam could be cuddling a smol baby, then in a second its a body pillow (he doesn't mind)
Disappointed when his tsum doesn't hang out with the Harry tsum
Liam notices that his tsum doesn't feel the need to satisfy his curiosity, but feels proud knowing his tsum is a drama queen (deflating Jude)
Sees it speaking tsumanese to the Elbert tsum, it looks like they're having a nice conversation, until Elbert tsum John Cena's the other tsum into the ground
Then sees Elbert tsum help it back up and was just??? Confused???
Likes sleeping inside Liam's shirt — just cuddled in there like a cutie
#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀
Throws it
Immediately throws it
Idk why he wanted to try something out
Got jumpscared when the tsum came back and started assaulting him
It saw the Elbert tsum and randomly started face-butting its face — Alfonse doesn't know whether its trying to attack it or trying to kiss it (both)
It snores. Not actual snores but the mi mi mi mi mi mi
Alfonse will be carrying out his duties and sees his tsum staring out the window, completely still having a mid-life crisis
Thinks its going to jump
Picks it up and rocks it like a baby (he doesn't know what to do)
Turns out the tsum fell asleep and in anger it started assaulting Alfonse again
It has beef with Jude tsum. There's no reason for that bro woke up one day and said "annihilate"
Alfonse holds the tsum like its a bagel
#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀
Should I lock the tsum away
Pokes the tsum
Then squishes the cheeks
Then pats the head
Then bites it (yum)
Likes how the tsum rests its body on his pillows in his bed
Covers it up before going about his day
Comes back to see all his shit on the floor, the walls, everything disorganised perfectly clean
With its special tsum powers, it spent the whole day cleaning his room
Thanks the tsum
Then cuddles the tsum
A very productive day
Until Alfonse tsum breaks in and cuddles Elbert tsum as well
Now all three cuddle
They're very cute, he thinks
Makes sure to cover both tsums in his blanket before they all fall asleep
#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋
Immediately experiments on it
He doesn't harm it, just wants to know what it's made out of and stuff
Likes to see that it doesn't really go out much, it's easy to keep an eye on it
Very amused to see William's tsum along with William enter the basement so the tsums can interact in tsumanese
As they converse, the two hoomans engage in light conversation about life (idk)
Makes a boxing ring for William tsum and Ellis tsum to fight (everyone saw. It was beautiful)
It doesn't float around much, normally resting on Roger's shoulder with the tsum glasses taken off and left aside on the table (bro wanted his beauty sleep)
Roger enjoys the tsum's company — finds it rather adorable
Spends the day in peaceful solitude with him, his dog and the baby tiny tsum (they're so cute I love them)
#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀
Doesn't want the tsum
Annoyed when the tsum buzzes around everywhere, knocking down everything
Orders Ellis to control it
For some reason he thought that their lives are connected to the tsum's life, so he was confused when the Ellis tsum wandered off somewhere
Like four hours in, the tsum practically dragged the man to the basement (to watch the Ellis tsum vs William tsum fight)
He didn't say anything. He just stared at the fighting tsums along with the tsums letting out battle cries (cute squeals) in support in whichever tsum
After that eventful moment, he drags his tsum (fists the daylights out of it) back to his office while it rests on his desk near him
Jude finds his eyes wandering to the small tsum on his desk, prodding it lightly with his fingers
Looks up to see Alfonse tsum entering his office. Didn't know what it was gonna do until he finds it assaulting Jude's tsum (bro was not gonna let that slide)
Picks up the tsum and opens the window, throwing it out and shutting it immediately
#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
He likes his tsum :)
It's small and cute, fits in his palm
I can guarantee he takes his tsum everywhere in his hands cupped like he's asking for money
Giggles when the tsum snuggles up to him
Thought everything was going to be great until it's eyes caught on William's tsum and said "bitch it's on sight"
He was confused
Perplexed
Somehow he ended up in the basement watching the tsums scrap in a makeshift boxing ring
No one knows which tsum won, they just left the ring at the same time
The tsums probably do, but they can’t exactly speak
He thugs it out with Liam's tsum on occasion, Ellis is also surprised to see the two tsums conversing as if they were best buddies even though the human counterparts don't engage in conversation that well
Takes it upon himself that day to learn more about Liam
#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑
Falls in love with his tsum
Constantly yaps about how cute and adorable it is, and enjoys running his fingers through the tsum's hair, as it often dangles from its fat body
Does his duties around the castle with the tsum in tow, constantly asking the tsum for any ideas or their agreement (it can't talk) and looks crazy to anyone who walks past
Very amused seeing his tsum and Harry's tsum hitting it off so well, it makes his wonder if him and Harry could ever be like that
Tells the tsum that he will not accept any mischief and debauchery here and that it should behave then turns around and hears a vase break (it wasn't him I swear)
Similar to how Victor likes to run his fingers through the tsum's hair, I think the tsum as well would do the same if it had fingers, instead it just runs its whole body behind his back as a form of comfort which the man does appreciate
Spends lots of time finding it a nice blanket for the tsum to sleep in because it might die of heat if it rests under his blanket, so he finds a cute piece of felt or fabric that fits it nicely
