"we actually said this"

A whole load of incorrect quotes. Groups; ATEEZ • Stray Kids • Astro • txt • nct They totally said this stuff, don't check, just trust me.

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yo— y’all should follow my main account @aaron-jamess

like, we could be friends if you wanted to 👉👈🥺

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Hongjoong: Me and Seonghwa are going out for a while..

He points to San: no plans

He points to Wooyoung: no schemes

He points to Yeosang: no hijinks

He points to Yunho: no theories

He points to Mingi: no suspicious deeds

He points to Jongho: and definitely no misadventures

[after the eldest members leave.]

Wooyoung, smirking: he didn't say anything about shenanigans.

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Jaemin, tucking all of his plushies into bed and kissing their foreheads: goodnight, my loves~

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Jisung, during his driving lesson: so what happens if i press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Jaemin, with a serious voice: the car takes a screenshot.

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Taeyong after finding out he would be the leader of nct: woohoo! This is the best day of my life!

Narrator: it was not, in fact, the best day of his life.

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Renjun: uh ohhhh, someone has a fear of abandonment but acts like a tsundere all the tiiiiime~

Dream:

Renjun: i-it's me, i'm talking about me.

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narrator: sugar,,,, spice,,,,,, and everything nice,,,, these were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little boy.... but Professor Utoniom accidentally added another ingredient to the concotion... Chemical X.

narrator: and thus, the powerpuff boys were born! Using their ultra superpowers, Jaemin, Jeno and Renjun dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!

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Jeno: It's not fair! I'm just as strong and tough and mean as Renjun and Jaemin, but they don't believe me!

Jeno: they treat me like a baby! I'll show them.... I'll prove I can be...

Jeno, now squinting: hardcore. ರ╭╮ರ

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Jongho: hyung, you obviously look ill, you should get some rest

Hongjoong, with deep eyebags, red eyes and a stuffy nose: I feel fine

Wooyoung: that's what we should write on his gravestone,,

Yeosang: "Kim Hongjoong - he felt fine"

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Jaemin: WAIT are we,,,, friends now?

Jeno: If I say yes, will you let me live?

Jaemin: PFF, good one new best friend!

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[during the great kpop war]

Beomgyu: hey when this is over, would you maybe wanna be friends?

Taehyun: well... my head is saying no and my heart is.... also saying no,, so no.

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Shotaro, after stubbing his toe: fuck!

nct: [loud gasping]

Hendery: he swears?!

Doyoung: I didn't know he could swear!

Sungchan: I feel like I just watched a murder take place.

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Johnny: Hyuck, what did we say about being the bigger person?

Haechan, sighing and getting up on a chair to t-pose over Doyoung: you are inferior to me.

Johnny, with pride: that's my boy.

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Renjun: whenever I don't feel like a short king and I feel insecure I ask Jaemin and Jeno to lift me up so I can be above the rest.

Renjun: they agree easily, obviously, because they're both head over heels for me.

Mark: that's not true,,

Renjun: it is.

Jaemin: it is.

Jeno: it is.

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Xiaojun: why does that guy setting a house that looks like our house on fire look like Hendery?

Kun, sighing: because that is Hendery and that was our house.

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Renjun: love makes people do stupid things

Jeno: I love everything!

Renjun: that explains so much.

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Moonbin: I think MJ hyung might have forgotten my name..

Eunwoo: what makes you think that?

Moonbin: this entire week he's been calling me "bestie" and "cool guy" instead of by my name

Eunwoo: well,, maybe he's just being nice to yo-

MJ: oh hey, bestie! What's going on?

Eunwoo: oh hey hyu- oh shit it's happened to both of us.