#incorrect mark lee

[correct-kings]

Renjun: whenever I don't feel like a short king and I feel insecure I ask Jaemin and Jeno to lift me up so I can be above the rest.

Renjun: they agree easily, obviously, because they're both head over heels for me.

Mark: that's not true,,

Renjun: it is.

Jaemin: it is.

Jeno: it is.

[cosmiclatte28]

YUTARO!!!

yuta : *giving shotaro all the love he deserves*

mark: *enters the room* (⊙_⊙)？

yuta : *still showering shotaro with hearts and ignoring mark*

mark : uhm hyung? am i not your baby now? (。>︿

yuta : oh mark.. meet Shotaro my new baby

mark : YAAASSS AM FREEE~!!! KAI HYUNGG I AM OFFICIALLY YOUR BABY NOW (✿◕‿◕✿)

yuta : (ಥ _ ಥ) shotaro, don't ever leave me

[in-correct]

Xuxi: yo the roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor

Mark: this is how the war against the machines begins

[correct-kings]

Mark: and now, a gay update with Na Jaemin

Jaemin, nuzzling Jeno's nose and holding Renjun's hand: getting gayer!

Mark: thank you, Jaemin.

[correct-kings]

Johnny: what's the most embarrassing thing you can do?

Mark: telling someone who just said "enjoy your food/coffee" "you too!" before leaving.

Jungwoo: tripping over in public.

Jaehyun: waving at somebody who doesn't wave back.

Doyoung, with a large, smug grin: calling somebody you know dad by accident.

Haechan: [war flashbacks]

[cosmiclatte28]

mork is in puberty

mark : *chokes on something*

kai : jeez mark don't die on me!

mark : don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want

taeyong and ten : *sipping teas* PUBERTY

[cosmiclatte28]

mark's instagram

A BLOODY SCENE IN FRONT OF THEM

taemin : oh

baekhyun : that's awful

mark : Yow that's the greatest thing i've ever seen! Taeyong quick take a picture of me over here! I finally have a reason to join Instagram!

ten : what do you mean?

mark : *posing* People are gonna be like "food, food, cat, food, dogs, nails- MURDER?!"

[in-correct]

Donghyuck: *calling mark* I typed BITCH into my GPS and guess what??

Mark: *looking out his window* *confused* you're not in my driveway?

Donghyuck: Yeah, it took me to Renjun's house and now he's throwing rocks at my car sEND HELp