F.I.L.S.S: Hello. This is a private facility. Visitors are not welcome. Please leave immediately. Or, we will be forced to take lethal measures, to ensure the safety of our property.
Caboose: That is great.
F.I.L.S.S: You have thirty seconds to comply, or die. Have a nice day!
Caboose: Sheila? Is that you?
F.I.L.S.S: No. I am the Freelancer Integrated Logistics and Security System. You may call me Phyllis. It is a pleasure to meet you. You now have, fifteen, seconds to live.
Church: Whoa. Dying sounds like a bad idea. Maybe we should leave.
F.I.L.S.S: Oh my, the Director. I am so sorry, I did not recognize you Sir. It has been such a long time since you have visited. You look very different.
Church: Talkin' to me?
F.I.L.S.S: Yes. You are the Director of Project Freelancer, are you not?
Church: Oh uh, yeah. Of course, that's- totally me. I just haven't been around because I've been, doing, you know... Director stuff. Can't really get into it. Secret project.
F.I.L.S.S: How may I assist you today?
Church: Can we uh... Can we come in?
F.I.L.S.S: Certainly.
The wall opens in front of them.
F.I.L.S.S: Please watch your step.
Caboose: Kinda spooky in there.
Church: Yeah... Why don't you go first?
Caboose: Me?
Church: Well I mean, you're the one with, the gun, and everything.
Caboose: Yeah, but the tree seemed to like you best. Uh hey Sheila could you-
F.I.L.S.S: Are you speaking to me?
Church: We're just kinda used to calling you, by that name? Um, maybe you should just answer him when he calls you that. Probably easier for you to change than it is for him. He's kinda dumb.
F.I.L.S.S: Alright. I will respond to that name as well. You are the Director after all.
Church: Right. I am.













