Corriandru

profesional poser hell yeah

[corriezzastrae]

WHAT ????

[corriezzastrae]

Did the blind template thing with @cobwebs-things

[archivalhaven]

I love the “Which Fear Are You” quizzes. All of the questions go something like:

Do you have any hobbies?

A) Closing my eyes

B) Opening my eyes

C) Putting worms in my skin

D) Covering myself in dirt

[katiky-png]

super dumb thing please reblog so it looks like you enjoyed it

[sunflowersand-bees]

[samcormac]

it’s so funny watching people be homophobic in the apocalypse

“is this your BOYFRIEND”

(guy here to kill you) “uh. yeah”

[linbluemonster]

boyfriEND. girlfriEND.

bestfriEND.

they all END.

you know what doesnt end?

Jmart— oh. Wha- wait- no. No- No- what are you…? Hey - stop that! Stop-! I said stop —

[katiky-png]

“do you think we’ll be together in every universe?”

[not-having-an-eldritch-blast]

Sneak peek of a little project I've been working on lately 👀

[archivalhaven]

rip elias bouchard you would’ve loved chappell roan you diva

[in-snakes-and-time]

season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.

season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.

season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.

season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.

season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.

[charlotte-fleming]

Martin: This statement is important!

Jon: Did you look into the statement giver's fate?

Martin: I did look into the statement giver's fate

Jon: Only stupid people look into statement givers' fates. You are stupid.

Tim: I looked into the statement giver's fate

Jon: You are a whore

Tim: This vexes me

Carlos Vittery: I am being haunted by a spider

Martin: That's bad

Carlos Vittery: Also I have arachnophobia

Sasha: You need to be researched. Also, I have not spoken in a while

Jon: No, research will lie to us. He needs to be disbelieved.

Martin: I forbid this!

Jon: Don't care. More disbelief.

Carlos Vittery: I died

Jon: This is unrelated to the spider

Elias: I too am in this episode

[corriezzastrae]

"I asked chat gpt"

Well, i asked old woman josie out near the car lot, and she definitely did not tell me anything about the angels that are definitely not finding shelter in her home

And now, the weather

[jonathansimsbecoming]

any archival assistant born after 1983 can't archive … all they know is breaking and entering, record they statement, behold, be bisexual, drink hot tea & lie

[my-brain-is-rotting]

"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

[spiralstaircased]

Color theory: there are several colors

[ink-is-not-yum]

And they all hate Jonathan Sims

[zombiieboness]

has anyone done this one yet