Okay so @jungkooksvape asked me to match all thirteen members of SVT to a DnD class last night and I personally thing I absolutely ate down so now I'm sharing it with you all but adding reasons why.
SVT AS DND CLASSES
Seungcheol - Fighter
Literally he is such a fighter. Leader in battle (literally just the industry... hello, his song Jungle) and master of discipline and strength. I think he represents the fighter class' resilience and commands respect.
Jeonghan - Rogue
Literally the most obvious choice. He would specifically be an Arcane Trickster rogue and I will basically accept no other feedback. His got quick wit and he is super charming, and you never really know what his next move is going to be. He is 100% three steps ahead of everyone at all times.
Joshua - Cleric
OKAY I KNOW THIS FEELS CHEESY but he clerics are literally conduits of life and healing and I get that vibe so much from Joshua. I think one of the most valuable assets of Joshua's is how he is a comforting force and you can tell the members rely on him for mental fortitude a lot and I really think his calm turned unpredictably to break tension is why I stick him here.
Jun - Monk
Again it feels sort of 'easy' or 'cheesy' to put him here but he literally is the embodiment of discipline and elegance but also fierce ass physicality. I think he is the perfect balance of cool temper and absolute mania like a monk is!
Soonyoung - Warlock
Literally would be the person to pledge himself to a deity for power. Sorry I do not make the rules. He is chaotic and volatile and has a reckless and magnetic edge - he is literally made for the warlock class I have never been more sure of something in my life.
Wonwoo - Wizard
Sorry to state the obvious for the millionth time. This man is a wizard, dedicated to his craft, hauled up in a tower somewhere. He is intellectual and careful and very thoughtful. Like this is Wonwoo entirely, I do not care if this feels like I'm reducing him to a single aspect of his personality, he is so wizard and if I'm being specific, he is School of Conjuration.
Jihoon - Artificer
Literally crafts and makes music. I bet you thought I would have him as a bard but PSYCH. HE'S AN ARTIFICER. Literally builder of wonders and craftsmanship. He's grounded in logic and artistry and is a total tinkerer. This class was made for him.
Seokmin - Bard
SEE THIS IS THE TRUE BARD. Charismatic, loves music, radiates joy and his voice is acttttuaaal magic. I literally would trust DK to give me bardic inspiration naturally just by being around. Everyone jokes that he's a happy pill, which in DnD world is literally giving a bardic mid-combat. He was made for this.
Mingyu - Paladin
I almost gave this glass to Joshua, but honestly, Paladin are guided by conviction and sometimes stubborn, but incredibly kind and warm and it just really made me think of Mingyu. He's super loyal to his friends, he protects what he loves, and he's just !!! Happy to be here. I love Mingyu Paladin leave me alone.
Minghao - Druid
There has never been a more druid to druid. I bet you thought I would give him monk. WRONG!!! He's a DRUID!! The tea ceremonies he likes to do in nature?!?! He is deeply connected to his own spirit and nature and he's got that like half-wild half-serene thing druids got going on. He's versatile and able to shift between calm and chaotic and that's my druid!!!!!
Seungkwan - Sorcerer
Literally innate talent. That's all you need to know. He is born with power and it comes so easy to him. Seungkwan is literally exactly that not only with his voice but his confidence and charm and athleticism. Shit comes so easy to him like magic to a sorcerer, there is zero other class I would put him. I would also argue he's a storm sorcerer.
Hansol - Ranger
Literally the most ranger to ever ranger. Besides the fact this motherfucker is always wandering off and getting lost in places (the ocean... laying down in the grass dressed as a power ranger... watching a deer while everyone hunts one another) he has like effortlessness of a ranger - AND THE KNOWLEDGE. This mf is walking wikipedia. He is sooo adaptable and intelligent and is so nonchalant. RAAAH.
Chan - Barbarian
CHAN I'M SORRY BUT YOU GO INTO A RAGE TOO MUCH NOOTTT TO PUT YOU HERE. Chan is fucking relentless and his endurance and mindset is so tough and ongoing. Like I know it's weird to put him here in a sense but also its not - he is ready to take on literally any challenge and he's so quick to fight the other members idc this man is a barbarian. Lmfao.
welcome to this silly and entirely self-indulgent post from me, your local star wars girlie and carat!! most of these picks are main characters, so if you've seen the movies you should know what's up ☺︎ but i'll also explain my thought process for each one!
i'm curious to see what u guys think — any you agree/disagree with? and if you have different characters in mind for certain members, pls do tell !! i'd love to hear yall's thoughts~
(also, tw for spoilers i guess?? nothin crazy but like if you've been wanting to watch star wars and haven't yet, go do that then come back and read this :] )
s.coups as... anakin skywalker
as seen in: The Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I-III)
in a position of power? check. is also a big baby? double check.
what can i say tho he's hot as fuck
would turn to the dark side for his wife (jeonghan)
jeonghan as... padmé amidala
as seen in: The Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I-III)
anakin’s beloved wife
ethereally beautiful
always serving cunt (i just KNOW jeonghan would eat down in all her insane fits)
he debuted before he felt ready, she became queen of naboo at 14. u know how it is
very intelligent and would probably make a skilled politician tbh
joshua as... elia kane
as seen in: The Mandalorian
ok, i had to think about this one for a hot minute. at first i was convinced he needed to be a light side character, but inexplicably this just feels right. yeah she works for the Empire, yeah she's a little bit evil — but i support women's rights and women's wrongs!!
i feel like shua could absolutely be a conniving spy if needed. he's got that dawg in him like that
also she's kind of miss bitch and we all know that's just who joshua hong is as a person
jun as... finn
as seen in: The Sequel Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX)
doesn’t really know how he got here but he’s happy to be a part of it
underrated ass character if u ask me
john boyega and oscar isaac literally ship finnpoe and i can't prove it just yet but i have a sneaking suspicion that wen junhui fully unironically ships junhao (source: i have eyes)
just a loveable guy!!!
hoshi as... poe dameron
as seen in: The Sequel Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX)
talented!! passionate!! so good at his job!!
BUT, can be a loose canon (but that's why we love him)
very much main character energy
i can also just see hoshi hanging out with BB-8 i think they'd get along nicely
wonwoo as... din djarin
as seen in: The Mandalorian
a man of few words (but when he does talk... deep sexy voice!!!)
so hot it makes me mad tbh
dilf energy
would absolutely slay (no pun intended) at being a bounty hunter imo
woozi as... jyn erso
as seen in: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
smart, independent badass
gets dragged into things they do NOT want to be a part of
but in the end they become an integral part of it all and fight for what’s right
lesbian energy
minghao as... darth maul
as seen in: The Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I-III), The Clone Wars, Rebels
martial!!! arts!!!
a man of few words but a total fucking badass
hot (yes darth maul is hot argue with the wall)
would kick ur ass
mingyu as... jar jar binks
as seen in: The Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I-III), The Clone Wars
OKAY I KNOW BUT HEAR ME OUT!!!!
tall
clumsy
everybody makes fun of him
BUT really he’s just a nice lovable guy and deserves respect!!!! (i maintain that jar jar's only crime is the fact that he's dumb and annoying and u know what SOME OF US CAN RELATE TO THAT!!!)
dk as... obi-wan kenobi
as seen in: literally almost everything lmao but mainly The Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I-III), Kenobi
“Hello there!” is so dk coded
literally the nicest guy!!!
funny
in touch with his emotions (toxic masculinity whomst??)
drinks his respecting women juice
best vocalist, best jedi. it just makes sense
seungkwan as... luke skywalker
as seen in: The Original Trilogy (Episodes IV-VI)
main! character! energy!!!
dramatic
lowkey kinda annoying
gay
must slay at all times
bonus (iykyk):
vernon as... qui-gon jinn
as seen in: The Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I-III)
vernon has BJE (big jedi energy) for sure
they give me the same vibes tbh, like qui-gon is a well-intentioned and personable good guy who marches to the beat of his own drum and that's chwe hansol!!!
this one's just headcanon but i feel like vernon fucks with pod racing (as any good intellectual should)
dino as... rey
as seen in: The Sequel Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX)
fiercely loyal and passionate
smart and resourceful
underappreciated!!!!
had some pretty fuckass hair at one point
i will defend him with my life
if you made it this far, hell yeah brother. ily. let me know yall's fav character in the comments!!
what kind of love language do you think each of the boys would give / like to receive?
Quality Time: Seokmin,Joshua,Vernon
okay so these 3 would value quality time together the most out of everyone,like they would be the ones to take u out on cute little dates and adventures!! they’d love for u to put in the effort too,like put aside some time to just be with them,it’s gonna make them feel extremely loved
Gift Giving: Minghao, Wonwoo
this might seem shallow at first glance but it really doesn’t need to be crazy expensive gifts!! they’re gonna see u as a person who deserves to be spoiled!! they see things that remind them of u all the time so expect to be showered with little gifts all the time,like books and flowers and jewelry,they’d like when you give them things too,the more meaningful the better,it makes them feel like ur always thinking about them!!
Physical Touch: Seungcheol,Jun,Mingyu
clingy boys!!! they want pda,even if its just your arms touching,they want to feel close to you,and they want you to be comfortable enough with them that you can cuddle into them at any time!!!
Acts of Devotion: Jeonghan,Seungkwan,Soonyoung
will do things like do the dishes for u or help u clean ur house just because he loves to help you,he wants things to be easy for you and it makes him smile to see you happy,he’ll want you to do the same because your a team!!!
Words of Affirmation: Chan, Jihoon,
not that he needs to hear it but nothing makes him happier then when you tell him how much you love him or how happy he makes you,words hold real value for these two!!! he’s not gonna smother u but he’s gonna tell you how great you are a lot!!
“I made a mistake,” the words came clear as day from a voice you knew all-too-well, and your head snapped up from the book you were reading to the man who stood in your bedroom doorway.
“Minghao,” you blinked a little, setting the book aside and smiling at your boyfriend. “I didn’t even hear you come home babe, I was waiting. I brought over some chicken if you’re hungry-”
“I made a mistake,” Minghao repeated his voice serious and more firm than it was before to catch your attention, and a feeling of dread overcame you at his word as you swallowed. “I need you to forgive me.”
You bit your lip for a moment before standing up. “What did you do?” you asked slowly, cautiously.
“Just promise me you’ll forgive me before I tell you,” he said, his voice breaking at the end, and you finally looked at his face. It was riddled with guilt, his lower lip quivering as he tried to keep it together. His eyes were glassy but he didn’t want to cry, he wanted to explain himself and apologize and own up to his mistake like he knew he should, but he was scared. He knew he messed up, that he deserved to have you leave him, but god he didn’t want to lose you. He wasn’t ready to lose you.
“What did you do?” you asked quietly, and he knew that he would be getting no promise. He knew you could very well walk out on him once he said what he had to say, right then and there, and he would deserve it. But he had to say it, you deserved the truth.
He took a deep breath, trying to speak clearly past the lump in his throat. “I met up with her,” he breathed and you winced, looking down. “And I got caught up in the moment, and I- we-”
“Stop,” you didn’t want to hear anymore, and he could feel his whole being shatter at how small your voice sounded. “I don’t want to know. I don’t want to hear any excuses like ‘getting caught up in the moment’ either. I can figure out what you did, I’m not stupid.” You let out a shaky breath, tears already springing into your eyes as a powerful burn began to form in your heart and spread through your chest, leaving nothing but heartbreak in it’s wake. You yanked your bag off from where it sat on his desk and moved to get out. “What am I doing is leaving.”
“Wait, (y/n), please, forgive me I can’t lo-” he started, reaching out to grab your arm as you walked out, but you yanked it back as harshly as you could, fury and pain in your expression, and Minghao wanted nothing more than to just shut down as tears began streaming down his face and yours.
“No,” you hissed, trying to keep your voice unyielding despite how much it seemed to waver out of emotion. “You did this, you knew exactly what you were doing when you did it. You can try and rationalize it or excuse yourself however you want, but you know that it’s all bullshit. You made a conscious decision that you were fully aware would break us, now you get to live with it. Goodbye Xu Minghao.”
[6:23 am] Seungcheol wakes up to find you curled up behind him with your arms tight around his waist. He smiles softly and decides to sleep in a bit today.
[11:54 P.M] in the middle of one of the group’s vlives, it seems to have become a game of trying to guess what was making dear mingyu smile so wide, eyes glued toward his phone as he silently tries to pull his hoodie even further over his head, to the point where he looked almost out of the frame if he tried. little did they know he was texting you pick up lines, heart swelling with laughter at each one.
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