[aliceduke]

More Skyrim fan art: shit you find in barrels

[macdoesit]

This is how I celebrate Marriage Equality

My Youtube!

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

Gold

[macdoesit]

I did not expect so many people to see this video omg

[corruptcat-blog]

beautiful

[determinate-negation]

DOCTORS: STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DISSECT YOU

ME: (furiously strapping myself to the operating table) Bastards! Fuck you

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, June 2, 2015

[bruins-babe]

the signs as: people in this wild hockey picture

[megidoark-deactivated20150802]

finally a good horoscope

[maggielovesotters]

[technicolor-vision]

don’t YOU FUCKING TOUCH IT

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

this is so fucking stupid i hate how much i’m laughing

[that-girl-laur]

SAME

[stability]

“Her first attempt at eating from a dish got a little messy” (x)

[bubblegumdomme]

She looks so sad

[milkeyedmender]

when ur talkin shit about someone who has very sensitive hearing

[corruptcat-blog]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: if in shrek 2, fiona's parents are the king and queen of the land, how come lord farquad has the governmental power in the first movie? surely when you think about it, the kingdom of far far away, shrek's swamp, lord farquad's city, and fiona's tower are all within walking distance - shrek and donkey make it from the swamp to the castle to fiona's tower in a matter of days, all on foot, so it is a small area of land we're talking about. so who is this lord farquad, and does he have any relation to the king and queen? was his and fiona's wedding incest?? or was he doing something illegal unbeknownst to the kingdom?? is lord farquad's city of Duloc it's own country, much like the vatican is of italy?? does shrek's swamp fall into duloc, or the kingdoms territory? was Lord Farquad illegally using the land when he dumped the fairytale creatures there??? who creates these legislative policies??? is there a governmental force bigger than both the kingdom and duloc???? how many layers does lord farquad have?????

[vvhack]

[lopmon]

im the dog

[shejla24]

im the big letters

[universalpicturesuk]

Ever wondered what your pets get up to when you’re not around? Find out in the new trailer for ‪#‎TheSecretlifeofPets‬

Coming soon to cinemas.

[poptarthazskillz]

I. Need. To. See. This.

[hotcoins]

me n the kids

kids: where does the sun go at night? 

me: where ever the fuck it wants, who the fuck are you 

[corruptcat-blog]

[natterbutter]

So I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday...

and I really wanted to capture my thinking process when I was still dopey from the anesthesia, so I asked my mom to give me a pen and paper the second I woke up

you know what i fucking drew???? 

i drew god damn pepes i drew fucking memes im a shitty ass meme lover the truth is out theres no going back i hate myself

[mechromage]

“LIZARD Jet Fuel melt obam”

[semataryonmars]

OBAMA IS A LIZARD

[slavery]

Me when somone gives me a weak ass hand shake

You masturbate with these hands?

[strawberrywlne]