O: "How come you've gotten a birthday every April 10th and I haven't?"
C: "Because...April 10th isn't your birthday?"
O: "Let me rephrase that, why hasn't this Mun-fellow given me a birthday?"
C: "Did you ask him for one?"
O: "Yes. And he went on about Babs and Kara for quite some time--"
C: "Oh, how Supergirl's birthday is September 22nd, and Batgirl's is September 23rd? Whether it's some cosmic coincidence, or simply lazy writing is up for debate."
C: "That is also up for debate, but they are very explicitly gay for each other, with none-to-subtle subtext in most all continuities.
O: "Okay, fine but I get to be the Barbara of the group."
C: "What!? I'm the one missing the leg, I'd be a much better Oracle than you."
O: "Using the disability card? I get to be Barbara because the Killing Joke is the 'Loss Jaypeg' of the comic industry. No sane person liked that story arc, and although we are sad to see positive handicap representation go, we hope this decision will lead to less flashbacks to her degradation."
C: "That certainly would be nice..."
O: "Also, in this analogy, it means my birthday becomes the 11th. If I were Kara, it would have to be the 9th and I'd have to wait a whole year."
C: "Wait... is that it? Is that why you're talking out me, the actual one who's handicapped?"
O: "Well, there is that... and uh... for my birthday, I got this uncut emerald shard from Maud. And, you see since Kara can't really feel pain normally, when she gets curious about BDSM, Babs offers to help show her through it with the help from some Kryptonite."
C: *blushing* "Um, yes... okay, so from this day forth Ocypete's birthday is, and always has been April 11th. Today I turn 32, and tomorrow she turns 31, every year. Our eggs were laid 366 days apart? Or something, I guess?"