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Vida, minor, she/they, lots of shitposting, lots of AuDHD shenanigans, lots of BOOPING

[corvidat]

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Hey dipshits and weirdos of Tumblr (/aff)!!!

I'm Vida, she/they. This is my main blog where I post stupid shit and silly shenanigans. I am a MINOR!!!!! LESS THAN 18!!!!!!! DO NOT BE A FREAK (/NEG) IN MY INBOX!!!!! >:(((((

My whump writing sideblog is @vidawhump and all my writing and drawing stuff (and OC shenanigans!) go over there. Everything else gets dumped into this mess that I call a main blog :3

I also have a Cross Country sideblog now! I made it because while I have seen a lot of cross country blogs, many of them haven’t been active for years now. Find XC shenanigans over at @thecrosscountryblog! The sister blog to this is @trackrunners-unofficial and is up and running (pun intended) for the spring Track and Field season! :)

I also cook and bake sometimes so my recipe tags are here (and also here) *links to be added. This is mainly for myself because I can’t keep track of my recipes for shit, and I kinda wanna see other people making the stuff I do :3

masterpost of all my socials outside of tumblr

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Music Artists/Specific Songs I Like!!!

loveshy

Anthem Academy

Cosmo Sheldrake

Emhahee 

High Dive Heart

Jorge Rivera-Herrans (EPIC: The Musical)

Madilyn Mei

Milk in the Microwave

The Narcissist Cookbook

Oh The Larceny

Rabbitology

SacriStuff 

Smith & Thell

Vinny Marchi

Walk Off the Earth

WILD

Name in Lights by BANNERS

Brand New by Ben Rector

Live a Little by Chaz Cardigan

Love You by The Free Design 

i’m a bug by Fries On The Side

Star Crossed Lovers by Jordan Rawson

Kiss the Sky by Maren Morris

Even When I’m Not by Maren Morris

Touch Tone-Telephone by Lemon Demon

Into the Unknown by The Lighthouse and The Whaler

Kids by MGMT

Mother Mary by Mr.Kitty

Planetary (GO!) by My Chemical Romance 

Call Your Mom by Noah Kahan

You’re Gonna Go Far by Noah Kahan

On the Mountain Tall by The Oh Hellos

Constellations by The Oh Hellos

New River by The Oh Hellos

Woodland by The Paper Kites

Halcyon by The Paper Kites

Welcome Home, Son by Radical Face

Cast the Bronze by Raynes

Broken Mast Bay by Sail North

Dear Fellow Traveller by Sea Wolf

Keep Me Crazy by Sheppard 

Harpy Hare by Yaelokre

Kid & Leveret by Yaelokre

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[logy-kot]

more of Eva Stratt x Ava (Iron Lung) Meeting someone from another universe who understands you and your choices completely

Also headcanon that Stratt drinks ridiculous amounts of caffeine. Ava tries it once and immediately gets hit with ten times of the caffeine she consumed in her entire life

[i-am-a-fish]

there are a lot of really amazing animals out there. birds can fly

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[swifty-the-rake-deadblog]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dear-ao3]

fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.

[glitchysquidd-deactivated202408]

This post literally fills me with life,tysm.

[lost-ones-melody]

This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[kosmogrl]

[i-am-a-fish]

new game where you just win. and the best part, you're already playing it. you won :D

[epifxni]

This movie is my Roman Empire. Oh Jacob Elordi and the man you are 🤩

I loved this movie too much not to draw something to show my love for Guillermo del Toro’s movie!

Feel free to use this image for like literally anything, just please give me credit, this is my creation and I plan on cherishing it more than Victor did.

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[twistcmyk]

[i-am-a-fish]

What’s your favorite flower?

@favorite-flower-fella

DANDELION they're so pretty and they have beautiful bright yellow ribbon pedals and cool scraggly leaves and then they turn into a ball with a bunch of mini parachutes on it they're awesome

[ghostpajamas]

(talking to myself about my oc plot) this shit is mad interesting #layers (remembers ive only posted like 2% of it) youll just have to trust me

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: ta gg t "t actatg" #T c c actat actat. a A

Closest match: Aphelia paleana genome assembly, chromosome: 14 Common name: Timothy Tortrix

(image source)

[azu-mog]

When Rocky finds out earth memes and crabs

Or maybe Grace is having a weird dream