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dawngod:

As I didn’t expect to see a familiar face.

A pleasant surprise indeed. Perhaps together we can manage to keep all the right names matched up to the right faces.

#dawngod #This trip will be better I believe #now

I did not expect the Shinobi Union meeting to be so crowded.

#I suppose this is a good thing #Many nations working together.#This also means there are so many names to try to remember...

fishbaited:

I can donate my voice free of charge… maybe not for singing though. I’m not quite the best.

Hm. Perhaps teaching the birds to sing not only obnoxious songs but in an... pleasant singing voice would further their effectiveness in the end.

I appreciate your help either way in this. I am quite sure your voice is more suited for singing than my own.

#fishbaited #I have not?#I will research this story

@earth-grudge

I do indeed enjoy birds very much. A borb is a cute nickname for any bird that is also very round and particularly adorable.

fishbaited:

@chidorinu @corvidshinobi So have either of you thought of teaching the birds more annoying songs to sing at rude dignitaries? Because I have a few suggestions >:)

Given that this is now a hokage approved and encouraged activity that the birds would preform with great joy....

Yes, I welcome any suggestions.

#fishbaited #Suggestions of who will be doing this singing is also appreciated

chidorinu:

i know they remember faces but do they remember voices

would they know if somebody who was a jerk on the phone showed up

In my experience they can recall voices, though from a single interaction it’s less likely. However, they can tell someone with ill-intent right away so regardless they would be aware.

#chidorinu #Do not worry #the birds would gladly take care of it

chidorinu:

thats a good idea

you have full permission for the crows to play secretary to anybody being a dick on the phone

I am glad you approve, it seemed a good solution all around as the birds enjoy it and I do not.

#chidorinu #I believe the dogs may be more intimidating in person #For those who do not know any better

I can give assurances that the dignitary was only on ‘hold’ for a length of time that suited their previous rudeness.

My birds choice of song however was not my doing, nor have I ever taught them such a thing.

#chidorinu #I can not imagine where they picked something like that up

fishbaited:

‘M just going to sit here on the floor until my gills settle– dogs here, they’re helping.

I’m not in a breaking-things panic so that’s a good step I think

I just want to know what the hell is going on.

A good step. What the next one should be I am afraid I can not say just yet.

If this is a scheme with ill intent I have yet to sort out to what the end?

#fishbaited #I did not die. I came very close...but whatever memories you have are based on a reality that I did not experiance #And yet. You did. Your strong reaction gives no reason to think otherwise

fishbaited:

You don’t get it. I buried you.

What do you mean I died???

I– what the hell is going on

I can not say I know why...or how this is.

But given current odd happenings, its not a large jump to think there is more going on.

#fishbaited #Breathe with your lungs Kisame #Slow breaths #There must be some explanation for this

fishbaited:

corvidshinobi started following you

No???

No.

No no no no

You’re dead.

I would tell you the same.

However, I am just as alive...as you seem to be?

#fishbaited #A pleasant surprise?#As much as it is a strange and curious one

Tasks for today:

1. Make coffee

2. Bring the Hokage coffee and blankets.

3. Re-direct tasks and inquires to my office.

4. Possibly hide out in the Hokage’s office for a nap when step three gets inevitably overwhelming.

5. Repeat step one.

earth-grudge:

I thought you said you worked for him?

Hashirama Senju, he’s the Hokage, right?

I work for the current Hokage, who is the sixth to take up the office since it’s foundation by Hashirama Senju a rather...long time ago.

If your goal is seek him out I am afraid I am unable to help you.

#earth-grudge #If you are attempting to avoid him as it seems #You are in luck

earth-grudge:

whoa, hold up. I didn’t sign up to follow anybody.

dealing with the Hokage is what got me lost here to begin with. I’m not interested in following anybody else for as long as humanly possible.

fuck that.

A mistake then, but still one that happened.

I would require a full name to track down any Senju, as few as there are left of that clan. All within Konoha however, so you seem to be headed in the right direction.

#earth-grudge

chidorinu:

if were basing graduation requirements on stuff i cant do then itll be way too easy

like having depth perception

or cooking cinnamon buns without burning them

Ah, however the graduation requirements have never been based around actual life skills as you know.

Small changes would be good. Such as dog washing. Or cooking.

#chidorinu #Throwing a kunai is easy compared to making the perfect egg.#Truly

earth-grudge:

corvidshinobi started following you

if you’re following me I can’t find you.

can’t find the other guy, either.

If you are lost, as you seem to be, then yes. I am able to find you. In whichever way you require.

As it is, I simply aimed to greet you as a new comer and new follower of our Hokage.

#earth-grudge #Do you need...assistance?

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