[coryqueue]

Hope I ain’t late what’s there to eat 😜

American chop suey I made this morning, and yogurt with pine honey

[coryqueue]

Feeling like the ✨ emoji today

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[milf--adjacent]

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

[faeberrywine]

User credit: sapphirenailgirl on insta

(please like, reblog and give proper credit if you use any of my gifs!)

[coryqueue]

Just wanna take you to dinner 😇

Pick me up at 7 😜😂

[coryqueue]

Damn you are hot 🥵

I do my best 😉

[coryqueue]

Sunflowers are a vibe 🤩

I love that shirt!

[coryqueue]

Sitting outside even though I have a dog door because my girl has herding dog lineage and prefers to have eyes on her sheep at all times

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[coryqueue]

Drunk and in the pool as this week demands

[coryqueue]

Obsessed with visiting my friend and her Italian mother. I got a drink and I was handed a chicken cutlet upon entering the house

[coryqueue]

The best job in the world comes with mornings on the playground

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011