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Thjazi "I will never die" Fang PLEASE never stop haunting the narrative

#cr4 #eyes emoji

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Idea of Robert wearing prosthetic limb

#adhoc dispatch

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he’s my damsel he’s in distress

this is not enough

now that all the episodes are out, i’m going to say it: the whole blonde blazer vs invisigal shit was stupid as fuck because they’re clearly just as attracted to each other as they are to robert so they should get it over w and all just fuck each other

#adhoc dispatch #how does it feel to be the most correct person in the world op

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As someone with disordered eating, I recognized that shit IMMEDIATELY in Robert Robertson when the only thing we saw him eat was Twinkies and we saw him pushing his limits too much while bench pressing. He's trying to get back 4 months of muscle atrophy quickly(and unsafely, dear God), but I don't think this man has had a normal eating schedule since he woke up from his coma, if he even had one while he was Mecha Man. He definitely ate enough to keep healthy meat on his bones back then, but we don't know if that was consistent three square meals a day or a super fucked up eating schedule.

Lots of people love to edit Robert shirtless and I do see the appeal but it also kind of kills me inside to see how goddamn skinny this mf is. He naturally has a slimmer frame which I understand, but he looks like I did when I was super underweight with only muscle on my frame as a teenager and it makes me hungry just looking at him.

Which is where I get to the point of this post: I bet that every time Robert actually eats a full meal, he has about 10 minutes before he goes into a full food coma and naps for a while. Whenever it happens when he's out with the Z-team, they argue over who gets to take him back to his place while he's out like a light, full and surrounded by people he trusts. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

#adhoc dispatch #cw disordered eating