on a mission to civilize

sarah. 20. minnesota. all i do is watch madam secretary and listen to falsettos.

[constanzeofficial]

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Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.

[didyoubringyourdog-moved]

[jethrobartlet]

my man asked me on a lunch date last night but i think he forgot because he just asked me if i have any plans for the day

[malscare]

jolene

jolene

jolene

jolene

[moreturkeymrchandler]

oct 13th 2017➝  treat yo self - in beverly hills!

        ↳ Today is about one thing. Things, Donna! Things! Our favourite!

[jethrobartlet]

i sent a video to the guy i’m seeing of me in a bra doing a voice over to the part in austin powers the spy who shagged me where austin powers goes “let me ask you a question, and be honest. do i make you horny baby? do i? do i make you randy?” and it’s probably the most hilarious thing i’ve ever done in my life honestly

[wendynerdwrites]

After this Szechuan Sauce BS I never want to hear people insult teenage girls for liking Pumpkin Spice again

[jethrobartlet]

franciscolindor replied to your post: tagged by @andallthatspookymishigas to post 10...

kodaline nooooo get out of the emo

i can’t help it if i’ m emo amy it’s not a phase mom!!

[iloveycu]

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

[jethrobartlet]

tagged by @andallthatspookymishigas to post 10 songs i’m loving right now

1. To Be With You by Mr. Big 2. Take It All Back by Judah & the Lion 3. Too Good At Goodbyes by Sam Smith 4. Get Out and Stay Out by Stephanie J. Block from 9 to 5: The Musical 5. Desire by Ryan Adams 6. All I Want by Kodaline 7. Supermarket Flowers by Ed Sheeran 8. Therapy by Khalid 9. Forever Young by Rod Stewart 10. Thunder by Imagine Dragons

lmao i’ mtagging whoever wants to do this it’s 2:35am and i’m tired 

[jethrobartlet]

yesterday, i was talking with one of my managers about my relationship woes because he was genuinely curious and he was legit being like an older brother/dad with his concern and was like saying he'll threaten the dude and guys? i think my 36 year old male manager is my new best friend

[hashtagparksandrec]

[not-all-the-prayers]

The West Wing + tumblr text posts (40/?)

[bazptich]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound up.

[brienneofthrace]

I could watch this for hours. 

[snazzy-adam]

[wodka-aunt-deactivated20240307]

i feel personally attacked

[onastyamiga]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Rewatch [84/90] » Moo Moo (½) ⤷ I couldn’t stop thinking about my daughters. And their future. And how years from now, they could be walking down the street, looking for their kids’ Moo Moo, and get stopped by a bad cop. I don’t like that thought, and I’m gonna do something about it. bonus: