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Things on Discord are getting weird. Anyone wanna do something?
what the fuck rp starters
“Oh look, carnage.”
“I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”
“Holy shit you look terrible.”
“Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”
“This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”
“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”
Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”
“I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”
“There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”
“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”
“After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”
“Is that a fucking dragon?”
“That is genuinely disturbing.”
“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”
“This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”
various starters
❛ you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep. ❜
❛ hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice. ❜
❛ never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive. ❜
❛ death is the only god that comes when you call. ❜
❛ I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me. ❜
❛ the sun will rise and we will try again. ❜
❛ we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes. ❜
❛ I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating. ❜
❛ what doesn’t kill me better run. ❜
❛ she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword. ❜
❛ don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying. ❜
❛ she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening. ❜
❛ magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is. ❜
❛ I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down. ❜
❛ they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws. ❜
❛ all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red. ❜
❛ what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself. ❜
❛ how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch. ❜
❛ you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you. ❜
❛ I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire. ❜
❛ you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now. ❜
❛ you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous. ❜
❛ she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin. ❜
❛ it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave. ❜
❛ she looks like divine absolution. ❜
❛ I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget. ❜
❛ be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten. ❜
❛ you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself. ❜
❛ I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for. ❜
❛ never run back to what broke you. ❜
❛ I was quite, but not blind. ❜
❛ your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch. ❜
❛ we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. ❜
❛ do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on. ❜
❛ I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut. ❜
❛ you can miss something but not want it back. ❜
❛ you can’t save people, you can only love them. ❜
❛ I came, I saw, I made it awkward. ❜
❛ we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like. ❜
❛ you’re always one decision away from a different life. ❜
❛ my brain has too many tabs open. ❜
❛ I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people. ❜
❛ there’s no ‘we’ in fries. ❜
❛ apology accepted, trust denied. ❜
❛ death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now. ❜
❛ life happens. coffee helps. ❜
❛ I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s. ❜
❛ I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony. ❜
❛ very early in my life it was already too late. ❜
❛ is that a threat or are you flirting with me. ❜
❛ was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives? ❜
❛ I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand. ❜
❛ I do bad things, and I do them very well. ❜
❛ you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted. ❜
❛ they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you. ❜
❛ drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart. ❜
❛ good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught. ❜
❛ a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart. ❜
❛ no airbag, we die like men. ❜
❛ true evil is, above all, seductive. ❜
❛ it takes more courage to suffer than to die. ❜
❛ you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once. ❜
❛ justice is vengeance in prettier packaging. ❜
I'ma go catch some Z's (its 7am, holy crap). Jump in the inbox if you want a starter or something, or just to catch up. Its been a while. I need a TL;DR on what's happened around here lately anyway.
And there goes MISUKE throwing stuff at the asshole's head.
||-♋-|| Kiku winced, rubbing the back of his head with one hand and strugging to keep a hold of his book with the other. With a flick of his wrist, he threw the object back at the other dragon and whipped around, raising one eyebrow.
"What was that for? That really hurt." He stuck his bottom lip out, trying to act hurt.
“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.” ANY MUSE
: ||-☦-|| Vale stared at the man for a few seconds, an almost bored expression crossing his features. The small, painful lump on the back of his head answered a few of the silent questions he asked himself, but the others went unanswered. He moved his arms, the cuffs keeping his hands firmly behind his back, around the sides of the back of the wooden chair he was sat on. The metal cut into the flesh, causing a small amount of pain that didn't even made his expression change.
"Too tight. You've done too good of a job making sure they're locked."
Starters | Heroes & Villains
|HERO|
“You’re not getting away this time!”
“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”
“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”
“You’re a monster.”
“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”
“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”
“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”
“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”
“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”
“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”
“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”
|VILLAIN|
“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”
“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”
“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”
“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”
“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”
“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”
“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”
“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”
“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”
“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”
“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”
“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”
“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”
bad idea starters.
❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
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Plz go back to wherever you came from. thx.
Now that's just rude. Who broke you out of your box?
I'm backkkkkkkk! Boy its been awhile. What I miss? Anything good?
Sassy RP Prompts
“I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.” “First of all, take a moment to realize who the fuck you’re talking to.” “You reek of drama and a migraine, please get away from me.” “Holding in all this sarcasm physically hurts.” “Everything’s better when you don’t give a shit.” “Sometimes, even I’m surprised by the shit that comes out of this mouth.” “No need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time.” “When I think about you, I touch myself. …And by that, I mean rub my temples, because you give me a fucking migraine.” “You DO realize one day I’ll snap, right?” “I’m sorry. And by ‘sorry’, I mean get over it.”
I need threads and shiz, assault my inbox, I dare you.
Personality Starters
(as requested by anon)
Starters:
❝Why do you have to be so stubborn?❞
❝I know you better than you know yourself.❞
❝You don’t have to be so rude.❞
❝You’re so dynamic, that’s what I love about you.❞
❝You need to learn to put yourself first.❞
❝Fuck love.❞
❝Well that was brutally honest.❞
❝Perfectionism only ends in disappointment.❞
❝I have to be perfect.❞
❝You don’t have to act so tough.❞
❝Why do you pretend not to care?❞
❝Don’t you believe in me?❞
❝I don’t think you’re as apathetic as you think you are.❞
❝I love your zest for life.❞
❝You’re really brave.❞
❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞
❝Life really isn’t as great as you make it out to be.❞
❝Life really isn’t as bad as you make it out to be.❞
❝I don’t understand you.❞
❝You don’t understand me.❞
❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞
❝Your smile is contagious.❞
❝Why are you so self-critical?❞
❝Thanks for trusting me.❞
❝Of course I trust you.❞
Updated Birthday’s List
Aiden’s birthday is back when there was first a conscious thought. Since he is the embodiment of fear he has no real ‘birth date’ as he wasn’t technically born. Once a day a year he might buy himself a small present to appease to himself or hum happy birthday ironically but its never the same day and he doesn’t usually tell others. Because of this, he has no star sign.
Kiku’s birthday is on the 20th of December, making his star sign Sagittarius. Kiku loves to celebrate his birthday and always has fun with it. Even his mood swings can’t bring him down on his birthday. He gives 120% on his birthday and usually gives the same for other peoples birthday, this includes presents, parties and bad singing.
Dawn’s birthday is on the 23rd of Novemeber, making her star sign Sagittarius. She usually avoids sharing her birthday with the public and really hates it when people decide to muscle in on her day. However it is completely unknown if this is her birthday. Having been dropped off at the orphanage when only a few days old, the staff had to guess the date of her birth. On this day she tends to stay at home and relaxes with a nice bath, a hot drink, and watching some badly written movies.
Takeshi was born on the 7th of May, making his star sign Taurus. He hates his birthday and refuses to celebrate it. He usually shuns anyone that tries to give him presents or wish him a happy birthday and usually stays in his room until the day is finally over. He will however go as far as wishing others happy birthday on their birthdays, but won’t give presents and won’t go to any parties planned.
Praesidium’s birthday is unknown as of the date or month. It’s rumoured that she was born on the date that would become Christmas Day but she neither denies nor confirms it. Due to how she was raised, she doesn’t celebrate her birthday and barely acknowledges the fact that she has grown older. If she was born on Christmas Day, that would make her birthday the 25th of December and a Capricorn.
Petra’s birthday is on the 6th of December, making her a Sagittarius. She usually doesn’t like people making a fuss out of her birthday, and will get embarrassed whenever people give her presents. However she goes out of her way to help others celebrate theirs.
Alphonse doesn’t have a canon birthday (that I know of) but I like to think his birthday is on the 13th of October, making him a Libra. He loves his birthday, and usually tries to make the best of it. He also goes all out when it comes to Edward’s birthday, getting him cake and giving him a present (usually a book on alchemy).
Winry’s birthday is June 6th, making her a Gemini. Winry, like Petra, tends to get embarrassed on her birthday and spends most of the day with a bright red face. She’ll make sure that everyone else enjoys their birthdays, and usually, it works.
Vale’s birthday is the 31st of October, making his star sign Scorpio. Vale usually keeps his birthday to himself and celebrates by buying himself an exceptionally large bottle of Whiskey as a present. Due to his lifestyle and his past, Vale isn’t one for celebrating his birthday on a big note but will wish others a happy birthday. Even his Master doesn’t wish him a birthday after he asked him not too soon after his Master took him in.
Has a headcanon where Takeshi has to wear glasses for certain things but utterly refuses too because he thinks he looks like a dork when he does wear them. He tends to hide his glasses in places so he forgets about them quickly.
I've gone some strangely messed up icons about this guy... I don't remember getting them either... Oh dear. Even more strangely, some of them might be of use one day and this scares me.