Suck it up, Star.

Just your friendly neighborhood gay alcoholic troll.

[cosmicfear]

Lmao rip tumblr

Literally we only asked that you fix the amount of porn spam bots not to take away all the porn. pervs are the seedy underbelly of this website but it’s FINE.

#freethenipple

[gahdamnpunk]

Christian Soriano is bae

[wingedrivers-deactivated2019081]

AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT FROM

I remember the season Christian was in. And he had a problem (because he was fresh out of fashion school) with understanding how to dress bigger women. And Tim Gunn, who has always been a proponent of needing to design fashion for more natural sizes, helped him to get out of that mind set by planting the seed. That growth we see is from this amazing fashion teacher! 

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[wanokokoro-japan]

[made-of-fairy-dust]

[sennenkoi]

[slavery]

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

[joshsundquist]

The day I met my solemate

[juelzsantanabandana]

Pure post

[favorite-aesthetic]

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[nyctosaurid]

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

[zagreus]

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

[nyctosaurid]

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

[dimetrodone]

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

[thekingmickey-deactivated202404]

[chlstarrbaby]

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

[nyctosaurid]

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

[stele3]

All of Hozier’s songs are about how he’s a revenant fueled only by the power of a woman. Meanwhile all of Florence’s songs are about being a powerful witch. What I’m saying is, I’m pretty sure Florence Welch summoned Hozier from a peat bog. In this essay I will

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

god i just found this again while folder cleaning

one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same

one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

get on his fucking level, mickey

[queertoonish]

#mickey: who’ll have to endure this humiliation#donald: who’ll get to wear the pretty dress

[podle5]

GET ON HIS FUCKING LEVEL, MICKEY

[titenoute]

@modmad 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[thebrooklyninenine]

because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

[advanced-procrastination]

“Yass queen” with a completely emotionless face will always be the best line of the whole series.

[antifamutant]

This is so advanced tho.

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

This show is such a treasure

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

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