the sword at my side

heroes never die

[cosmicks]

The only 2 important tags

[mumblesplash]

before getting a cat: all cats are basically the same they’re just different colors

after getting a cat: has anyone else in this house noticed that dante has a growth mindset

[cosmonautroger]

[mrscancelled-1]

[stutterhug]

The Long cold dreaming

[catchomps]

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

[parkchanwoohoo]

Both are erotic in different ways I think

[c-53]

I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe

[c-53]

Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣

Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?

Baby in the cafe: 😐

[sarakipin]

Happy Belated Halloween !

[fatestayyuri]

the potshot at his fucking league of legends rank thrown in there. Like he's already going to jail man c'mon

[gunsandfireandshit]

[poetrylesbian]

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

[cabybapa]

always

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[biggerchallenge]

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THE GOVERNMENT TELLING ME I CAN'T BRING A CHICKEN, A SACK OF GRAIN, AND A FOX ALL ON THE SAME BOAT TRIP 😡😡😡

[ohfuckohfuckthelavalampbroke]

[hannahlockillustration]

Commission for Keely.

[markv5]

[mochisquish]

Thank you, Snoop Logg...

[mintmatcha]

ok night showerers here's my question: you get your hair all nice and clean. you wake up. it's tussed it's fucked. then what? you wet it again?